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Date: 19 Dec 2006 11:35:42
From: XaQ Morphy
Subject: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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December 19, 2006 (AP) - In one of the strangest cases of "tastes like
chicken" to be told this year, rec.gambling.poker poster pausem seems to
have some explaining to do.
Although the details are very sketchy at this point, authorities are
saying that this is clearly a case of animal abuse in the worst possible
kind. Pausem, age 16, was taken into custody Monday morning after local
police raided the local McDonald's restaurant where he works as toilet
scrubber. He is being charged with 3 counts of bestiality, 5 counts of
choking poultry, and 158 counts of performing acts of oral sex on a
chicken.
What's worse is the chicken has a history of mental retardation. "We
loved Sparkles," a fellow employee cried, "it's a shame that anyone would
do this to a poor animal. Sparkles was very special to us. He was
clearly not fit for normal life, which is why we never put him in the
fryer. We let him roam around the store. We sort of adopted him. I
can't believe what, what, HE did!"
Fortunately for pausem, the law protects underage chicken molestors. He
likely will only have to serve a few months' time in a juvenile facility
if convicted. Pausem's parents could not be reached for comment.
Morphy
http://donkeymanifesto.blogspot.com
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Date: 19 Dec 2006 13:17:40
From: pausem
Subject: Re: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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> A dish best served cold.
>
> Palooka
The difference is Morphy is really pissed of that I pointed out he was
cheating.
I couldn't give a flying fuck about this post.
He got it wrong though, where I live it's sheep we fuck not chickens
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Date: 19 Dec 2006 17:04:44
From: The Shadow
Subject: Re: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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chickens are female roosters are male
pausem wrote:
>> A dish best served cold.
>>
>> Palooka
>
> The difference is Morphy is really pissed of that I pointed out he was
> cheating.
>
> I couldn't give a flying fuck about this post.
>
> He got it wrong though, where I live it's sheep we fuck not chickens
>
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Date: 19 Dec 2006 15:05:25
From: Aboo
Subject: Re: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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On Dec 19 2006 4:04 PM, The Shadow wrote:
> chickens are female roosters are male
A Hen is a female chicken. A rooster is a male chicken. They are both
chickens.
Farm raised and country bred here.
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Date: 20 Dec
From: jd00123
Subject: Re: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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and they both have peckers
On Dec 19 2006 5:05 PM, Aboo wrote:
> On Dec 19 2006 4:04 PM, The Shadow wrote:
>
> > chickens are female roosters are male
>
>
> A Hen is a female chicken. A rooster is a male chicken. They are both
> chickens.
>
> Farm raised and country bred here.
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Date: 19 Dec 2006 21:09:25
From: Palooka
Subject: Re: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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"XaQ Morphy" <a1c5905@webnntp.invalid > wrote in message
news:ehrl54xcge.ln2@recgroups.com...
> December 19, 2006 (AP) - In one of the strangest cases of "tastes like
> chicken" to be told this year, rec.gambling.poker poster pausem seems to
> have some explaining to do.
>
> Although the details are very sketchy at this point, authorities are
> saying that this is clearly a case of animal abuse in the worst possible
> kind. Pausem, age 16, was taken into custody Monday morning after local
> police raided the local McDonald's restaurant where he works as toilet
> scrubber. He is being charged with 3 counts of bestiality, 5 counts of
> choking poultry, and 158 counts of performing acts of oral sex on a
> chicken.
>
> What's worse is the chicken has a history of mental retardation. "We
> loved Sparkles," a fellow employee cried, "it's a shame that anyone would
> do this to a poor animal. Sparkles was very special to us. He was
> clearly not fit for normal life, which is why we never put him in the
> fryer. We let him roam around the store. We sort of adopted him. I
> can't believe what, what, HE did!"
>
> Fortunately for pausem, the law protects underage chicken molestors. He
> likely will only have to serve a few months' time in a juvenile facility
> if convicted. Pausem's parents could not be reached for comment.
>
A dish best served cold.
Palooka
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Date: 19 Dec 2006 12:18:20
From: pausem
Subject: Re: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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XaQ Morphy wrote:
> December 19, 2006 (AP) - In one of the strangest cases of "tastes like
> chicken" to be told this year, rec.gambling.poker poster pausem seems to
> have some explaining to do.
>
>
The psychiatrist report claimed his downward spiral started when he had
to resort to cheating in $5 SNGs
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Date: 19 Dec 2006 12:31:23
From: XaQ Morphy
Subject: Re: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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> > December 19, 2006 (AP) - In one of the strangest cases of "tastes like
> > chicken" to be told this year, rec.gambling.poker poster pausem seems to
> > have some explaining to do.
> >
> >
>
> The psychiatrist report claimed his downward spiral started when he had
> to resort to cheating in $5 SNGs
So wait...you're blowing retarded chickens AND cheating in $5 SNGs? You
need help, man.
Morphy
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Date: 19 Dec 20:07:33
From: Nick Wool
Subject: Re: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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On Dec 19 2006 7:35 PM, XaQ Morphy wrote:
'... and 158 counts of performing acts of oral sex on a
> chicken.'
>
How?
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Date: 19 Dec 20:35:45
From: jd00123
Subject: Re: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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chickens have peckers you know
On Dec 19 2006 2:07 PM, Nick Wool wrote:
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>
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> On Dec 19 2006 7:35 PM, XaQ Morphy wrote:
>
> '... and 158 counts of performing acts of oral sex on a
> > chicken.'
> >
>
>
> How?
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Date: 19 Dec 20:39:33
From: Nick Wool
Subject: Re: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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On Dec 19 2006 8:35 PM, jd00123 wrote:
> chickens have peckers you know
>
Actually, I don't, but I would presume so....however, the point is surely given
the size of the bird, the pecker, if in proportion, would be extremely small,
making it first; difficult to find, and second; hard to perform an oral act on.
Hence the question; how?
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Date: 20 Dec
From: Necron99
Subject: Re: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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If I recall correctly, according to Mr Costanza, chickens don't have peckers
(much like the english 11) , only roosters do.
Roosters are also not slaughtered for consumption (conversely, unlike the
English 11).
On Dec 20 2006 7:39 AM, Nick Wool wrote:
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>
>
> On Dec 19 2006 8:35 PM, jd00123 wrote:
>
> > chickens have peckers you know
> >
>
> Actually, I don't, but I would presume so....however, the point is surely
> given
> the size of the bird, the pecker, if in proportion, would be extremely small,
> making it first; difficult to find, and second; hard to perform an oral act
> on.
> Hence the question; how?
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Date: 20 Dec
From: Nick Wool
Subject: Re: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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On Dec 20 2006 2:24 AM, Necron99 wrote:
> If I recall correctly, according to Mr Costanza, chickens don't have peckers
> (much like the english 11) , only roosters do.
> Roosters are also not slaughtered for consumption (conversely, unlike the
> English 11).
>
>
You know what you can do with your mention of the English 11, don't you?
Foxtrot Oscar. :)
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Date: 20 Dec 2006 03:49:33
From: Palooka
Subject: Re: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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"Nick Wool" <43079532@recpoker.com > wrote in message
news:1166581633$924766@recpoker.com...
>
>
>
> On Dec 20 2006 2:24 AM, Necron99 wrote:
>
>> If I recall correctly, according to Mr Costanza, chickens don't have
>> peckers
>> (much like the english 11) , only roosters do.
>> Roosters are also not slaughtered for consumption (conversely, unlike the
>> English 11).
>>
>>
>
> You know what you can do with your mention of the English 11, don't you?
> Foxtrot Oscar. :)
>
I think we have to allow him to twist the knife a little. After all, we did
set ourselves up somewhat.
Besides which, our antipodean cousins must be allowed the occasional victory
over Her Imperial Majesty's forces, or morale in the colonies might suffer
dreadfully.
Palooka
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Date: 20 Dec
From: Necron99
Subject: Re: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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On Dec 20 2006 2:49 PM, Palooka wrote:
> I think we have to allow him to twist the knife a little. After all, we did
> set ourselves up somewhat.
Somewhat?...SOMEWHAT??
You gave them all gongs and a freaking parade for christsakes....:)
Do they have to give the MBE's back now?
Does Freddie still drink for free in Lancashire?
Will they get a bill for the open top bus trip?
While you're lot were larking about signing book deals we were plotting and
planning and actually playing some winning cricket.
It's good that its winter there now, a healthy serve of whitewash is a dish best
served cold......:)
It's not bad news for Freddie though, he will now get to join the ex captains
club with nasser, stewart and the like, keep seending them out full of pride and
swagger and we will keep sending them back wrecked and demoralised, demonized by
those haunting phrases of "Howzat", "Catch'im" and our favourite, "Nice one
Shane"
:)
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Date: 19 Dec 2006 12:49:36
From: XaQ Morphy
Subject: Re: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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> Actually, I don't, but I would presume so....however, the point is surely
given
> the size of the bird, the pecker, if in proportion, would be extremely small,
> making it first; difficult to find, and second; hard to perform an oral act
on.
> Hence the question; how?
Maybe he's taking his own thoughts of inadequacy out on the chicken?
Morphy
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Date: 19 Dec 2006 12:13:19
From: XaQ Morphy
Subject: Re: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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> '... and 158 counts of performing acts of oral sex on a
> > chicken.'
> >
> How?
How the hell would I know? You'll have to ask the mad chicken fucker
himself.
Morphy
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Date: 19 Dec 20:40:53
From: Nick Wool
Subject: Re: pausem arrested for molesting a chicken???
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On Dec 19 2006 8:13 PM, XaQ Morphy wrote:
> > '... and 158 counts of performing acts of oral sex on a
> > > chicken.'
> > >
> > How?
>
> How the hell would I know? You'll have to ask the mad chicken fucker
> himself.
>
> Morphy
> http://donkeymanifesto.blogspot.com/
oh, he's mad as well?
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