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Date: 20 Dec 2006 10:25:03
From: Raider Fan
Subject: Shakespeare on 2+2
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This guy is good.
To anal, or not to anal--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The swings and beats of drudgerous grinding
Or to take anal from a sea of Captains
And by relenting end them. To handjob, to grind--
No more--and by a grind to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand BB loss days
That the donkey is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To handjob, to grind--
To anal--perchance to satellite: ay, there's the rub,
For in that plundering of ass what satellites may come
When we have stacked off on the bubble,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so many handjobs.
For who would bear the be-be tops and rent,
Th' internet boards, the grown man's sad wheeping
The penis on the back, the cheap toasters,
The two-plus-two skin rash jokes, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When she herself might her quietus make
With an ass ravish? Who would learn sklansky,
To multi-table in a grinding life,
But that the dread of something after anal,
post the satellites, from whose bourn
No mere rounder returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly away someday to others that we know not of?
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Date: 20 Dec 21:02:17
From: steve1127
Subject: Re: Shakespeare on 2+2
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That is fucking brilliant.
On Dec 20 2006 1:25 PM, Raider Fan wrote:
> This guy is good.
>
> To anal, or not to anal--that is the question:
> Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
> The swings and beats of drudgerous grinding
> Or to take anal from a sea of Captains
> And by relenting end them. To handjob, to grind--
> No more--and by a grind to say we end
> The heartache, and the thousand BB loss days
> That the donkey is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
> Devoutly to be wished. To handjob, to grind--
> To anal--perchance to satellite: ay, there's the rub,
> For in that plundering of ass what satellites may come
> When we have stacked off on the bubble,
> Must give us pause. There's the respect
> That makes calamity of so many handjobs.
> For who would bear the be-be tops and rent,
> Th' internet boards, the grown man's sad wheeping
> The penis on the back, the cheap toasters,
> The two-plus-two skin rash jokes, and the spurns
> That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
> When she herself might her quietus make
> With an ass ravish? Who would learn sklansky,
> To multi-table in a grinding life,
> But that the dread of something after anal,
> post the satellites, from whose bourn
> No mere rounder returns, puzzles the will,
> And makes us rather bear those ills we have
> Than fly away someday to others that we know not of?
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Date: 20 Dec 2006 13:38:55
From: Raider Fan
Subject: Re: Shakespeare on 2+2
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On Dec 20 2006 3:02 PM, steve1127 wrote:
> That is fucking brilliant.
>
The funny thing is he got a total of ONE response in the thread. The guy
must have spent a great deal of time putting that together and the people
are too stupid to understand what he accomplished.
Irish Mike might be right about there being more poker content at 2+2, but
I think our group is much more well rounded.
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Date: 20 Dec 2006 18:06:16
From: A Man Beaten by Jacks
Subject: Re: Shakespeare on 2+2
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On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 13:38:55 -0800, "Raider Fan"
<raidersgotscrewed1@hotmail.com > wrote:
>On Dec 20 2006 3:02 PM, steve1127 wrote:
>> That is fucking brilliant.
>The funny thing is he got a total of ONE response in the thread. The guy
>must have spent a great deal of time putting that together and the people
>are too stupid to understand what he accomplished.
>Irish Mike might be right about there being more poker content at 2+2, but
>I think our group is much more well rounded.
Even our grunting troglodytes are a cut above theirs.
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Date: 20 Dec 2006 12:20:53
From:
Subject: Re: Shakespeare on 2+2
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> And makes us rather bear those ills we have
> Than fly away someday to others that we know not of?
>
Nice work. Although I would have the last verse:
Thus, conscious doth make calling stations of us all
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Date: 20 Dec 2006 12:28:39
From: Raider Fan
Subject: Re: Shakespeare on 2+2
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On Dec 20 2006 2:20 PM, Reribane wrote:
> > And makes us rather bear those ills we have
> > Than fly away someday to others that we know not of?
> >
>
> Nice work. Although I would have the last verse:
>
> Thus, conscious doth make calling stations of us all
He had to work the fly away in from her writing in blood in the bathroom.
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