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Date: 20 Dec 2006 04:47:49
From: lawhonac@HiWAAY.net
Subject: Second Chance: How Tara Connor REALLY Managed to Keep Her Crown
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Yesterday we were all treated to the spectacle of a tearful (and very
chastened) Miss America, 21-year-old Tara Connor, turning on the
waterworks as she gratuitously heaped praise on the King of New York.
At first, it appeared that the purpose of this "news conference"
was to announce that Miss America was going into rehab for alcoholism.
But as Tara's adulation and praise for Donald Trump mounted like a
pile of steaming elephant dung - "Donald Trump has a heart of
gold!" (sniff, sniff) - two things became abundantly clear. First,
the Donald's biggest weakness is YOUNG beautiful women. He just
can't bring himself to crush a fox like Tara - irrespective of what
she may have done to disgrace her tiare. (Of course, the Donald has no
trouble knifing a washed up hag in her 60's - like Martha Stewart.)
Second, Tara Connor is not quite the na=EFve clueless little girl from
Kentucky that she would have everyone believe. In fact, Tara would
probably make a great poker player. She knew everybody was expecting
the Donald to tell her, "You're fired!" as she entered Trump
Tower, but Tara had a perfect read on the Donald. Tara turned on the
tearful remorse - along with a healthy dose of stroking the
Donald's boundless ego. Combined with her incredible beauty, it was
a combination that made the Donald fold like a cheap paper bag. The
final "piece de resistance" occurred when Tara began singing the
lyrics from a .38 Special song to the Donald:
Second Chance - 38 Special
Since you been gone,
I feel my life slipping away
I look to the sky,
And everything is turnin' grey
All I made was one mistake,
How much more will I have to pay?
Why can't you think it over?
Why can't you forget about the past?
CHORUS:
When love makes this sound Donald
A heart needs a second chance,
Don't put me down Mr. Trump
Can't you see I love you?
Since you been gone, I've been in a trance
This heart needs a second chance
Don't say it's over, I just can't say goodbye
After this tearful serenade, the Donald's top aides were
thunderstruck. The Donald appeared stunned - as if he was on the verge
of tears himself. When the Donald regained his composure, he
immediately told Tara that she was "like a daughter" to him and
"we are going to work this out." The second hour of the two hour
board room meeting was spent hashing out how the Donald (and Tara)
would explain all this to the media. And that's how Tara Connor
REALLY managed to keep her crown. :-)))
Alan C. Lawhon
Huntsville, Alabama
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Date: 20 Dec 2006 09:33:29
From: Michael K
Subject: Re: Second Chance: How Tara Connor REALLY Managed to Keep Her Crown
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Donald Trump is worth 3.4 billion dollars.
Apparently a good haircut costs 3.5.
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Date: 20 Dec 2006 08:32:02
From: Iceman
Subject: Re: Second Chance: How Tara Connor REALLY Managed to Keep Her Crown
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lawhonac@HiWAAY.net wrote:
> Yesterday we were all treated to the spectacle of a tearful (and very
> chastened) Miss America, 21-year-old Tara Connor, turning on the
> waterworks as she gratuitously heaped praise on the King of New York.
> At first, it appeared that the purpose of this "news conference"
> was to announce that Miss America was going into rehab for alcoholism.
> But as Tara's adulation and praise for Donald Trump mounted like a
> pile of steaming elephant dung - "Donald Trump has a heart of
> gold!" (sniff, sniff) - two things became abundantly clear. First,
> the Donald's biggest weakness is YOUNG beautiful women. He just
> can't bring himself to crush a fox like Tara - irrespective of what
> she may have done to disgrace her tiare.
"Disgrace her tiara"??? So she parties in clubs, drinks, and hooks up
with guys like 90% of girls her age. What's the big deal? Does anyone
in the year 2006 really expect Miss America to be a church-going
virgin?
> (Of course, the Donald has no trouble knifing a washed up hag in her 60's
> - like Martha Stewart.)
Martha Stewart's Apprentice was terrible, and was a ratings disaster.
It didn't need Donald to get it off the air.
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Date: 20 Dec 2006 09:22:19
From: ecr72
Subject: Re: Second Chance: How Tara Connor REALLY Managed to Keep Her Crown
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On Dec 20 2006 8:32 AM, Iceman wrote:
> lawhonac@HiWAAY.net wrote:
> > Yesterday we were all treated to the spectacle of a tearful (and very
> > chastened) Miss America, 21-year-old Tara Connor, turning on the
> > waterworks as she gratuitously heaped praise on the King of New York.
> > At first, it appeared that the purpose of this "news conference"
> > was to announce that Miss America was going into rehab for alcoholism.
> > But as Tara's adulation and praise for Donald Trump mounted like a
> > pile of steaming elephant dung - "Donald Trump has a heart of
> > gold!" (sniff, sniff) - two things became abundantly clear. First,
> > the Donald's biggest weakness is YOUNG beautiful women. He just
> > can't bring himself to crush a fox like Tara - irrespective of what
> > she may have done to disgrace her tiare.
>
> "Disgrace her tiara"??? So she parties in clubs, drinks, and hooks up
> with guys like 90% of girls her age. What's the big deal? Does anyone
> in the year 2006 really expect Miss America to be a church-going
> virgin?
I think it was the underage drinking in clubs, snorting coke in clubs,
kissing the Miss Teen USA and other allegations that were a "disgrace" to
the crown. But let's be real here. It's the Miss USA pagent. It's the
beauty pagent for pole dancers and skanks. You know the type. If you
asked a guy who he would want to bang it would be Miss USA. Ask him who
he wants to bring home to his parents, it's Miss America.
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Date: 20 Dec 20:27:41
From: my cousin,my gastroentero
Subject: Re: Second Chance: How Tara Connor REALLY Managed to Keep Her Crown
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On Dec 20 2006 11:22 AM, ecr72 wrote:
> On Dec 20 2006 8:32 AM, Iceman wrote:
>
> > lawhonac@HiWAAY.net wrote:
> > > Yesterday we were all treated to the spectacle of a tearful (and very
> > > chastened) Miss America, 21-year-old Tara Connor, turning on the
> > > waterworks as she gratuitously heaped praise on the King of New York.
> > > At first, it appeared that the purpose of this "news conference"
> > > was to announce that Miss America was going into rehab for alcoholism.
> > > But as Tara's adulation and praise for Donald Trump mounted like a
> > > pile of steaming elephant dung - "Donald Trump has a heart of
> > > gold!" (sniff, sniff) - two things became abundantly clear. First,
> > > the Donald's biggest weakness is YOUNG beautiful women. He just
> > > can't bring himself to crush a fox like Tara - irrespective of what
> > > she may have done to disgrace her tiare.
> >
> > "Disgrace her tiara"??? So she parties in clubs, drinks, and hooks up
> > with guys like 90% of girls her age. What's the big deal? Does anyone
> > in the year 2006 really expect Miss America to be a church-going
> > virgin?
>
> I think it was the underage drinking in clubs, snorting coke in clubs,
> kissing the Miss Teen USA and other allegations that were a "disgrace" to
> the crown. But let's be real here. It's the Miss USA pagent. It's the
> beauty pagent for pole dancers and skanks. You know the type. If you
> asked a guy who he would want to bang it would be Miss USA. Ask him who
> he wants to bring home to his parents, it's Miss America.
wow, you are really in tune with the nuances of these things, are you an
enthusiast? (NTTAWWT)
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Date: 20 Dec 2006 13:10:54
From: ecr72
Subject: Re: Second Chance: How Tara Connor REALLY Managed to Keep Her Crown
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On Dec 20 2006 12:27 PM, my cousin,my gastroentero wrote:
> On Dec 20 2006 11:22 AM, ecr72 wrote:
>
> > On Dec 20 2006 8:32 AM, Iceman wrote:
> >
> > > lawhonac@HiWAAY.net wrote:
> > > > Yesterday we were all treated to the spectacle of a tearful (and very
> > > > chastened) Miss America, 21-year-old Tara Connor, turning on the
> > > > waterworks as she gratuitously heaped praise on the King of New York.
> > > > At first, it appeared that the purpose of this "news conference"
> > > > was to announce that Miss America was going into rehab for alcoholism.
> > > > But as Tara's adulation and praise for Donald Trump mounted like a
> > > > pile of steaming elephant dung - "Donald Trump has a heart of
> > > > gold!" (sniff, sniff) - two things became abundantly clear. First,
> > > > the Donald's biggest weakness is YOUNG beautiful women. He just
> > > > can't bring himself to crush a fox like Tara - irrespective of what
> > > > she may have done to disgrace her tiare.
> > >
> > > "Disgrace her tiara"??? So she parties in clubs, drinks, and hooks up
> > > with guys like 90% of girls her age. What's the big deal? Does anyone
> > > in the year 2006 really expect Miss America to be a church-going
> > > virgin?
> >
> > I think it was the underage drinking in clubs, snorting coke in clubs,
> > kissing the Miss Teen USA and other allegations that were a "disgrace" to
> > the crown. But let's be real here. It's the Miss USA pagent. It's the
> > beauty pagent for pole dancers and skanks. You know the type. If you
> > asked a guy who he would want to bang it would be Miss USA. Ask him who
> > he wants to bring home to his parents, it's Miss America.
>
>
> wow, you are really in tune with the nuances of these things, are you an
> enthusiast? (NTTAWWT)
Well I don't set my tivo to record either but if I'm our surfing and run
across one of these shows, sure I'll stop and see the carnage. Ya see, if
I run across the Miss America pageant it reminds me of some formal wedding
where all the attendees are stuck up bitches that want nothing to do with
me. If I find the Miss USA pageant it reminds me of the entertainers at
the bachelor party the night before the wedding. Sure, the woman still
want nothing to do with me but I'm just window shopping anyway.
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Date: 20 Dec 2006 16:23:05
From: Tom White
Subject: Re: Second Chance: How Tara Connor REALLY Managed to Keep Her Crown
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lawhonac@HiWAAY.net <lawhonac@hiwaay.net > wrote:
+ Yesterday we were all treated to the spectacle of a tearful (and very
+ chastened) Miss America, 21-year-old Tara Connor, turning on the
+ waterworks as she gratuitously heaped praise on the King of New York.
+ ...
+ And that's how Tara Connor
+ REALLY managed to keep her crown. :-)))
Nonsense. The Donald understands that she needs to practice
screwing so she'll be prepared to have her son John - the
John Connor who will lead humanity's fight against the
machines.
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Date: 20 Dec 2006 07:38:37
From:
Subject: Re: Second Chance: How Tara Connor REALLY Managed to Keep Her Crown
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Max Coin wrote:
> Who put that bad hair billionaire in charge of Miss America anyway?
Actually, he is not in charge of Miss America. The OP erred. The
pageant in question is actually Miss USA (which is not the same thing
as Miss America...)
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Date: 20 Dec 14:33:30
From: Max Coin
Subject: Re: Second Chance: How Tara Connor REALLY Managed to Keep Her Crown
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Who put that bad hair billionaire in charge of Miss America anyway?
On Dec 20 2006 4:47 AM, lawhonac@HiWAAY.net wrote:
> Yesterday we were all treated to the spectacle of a tearful (and very
> chastened) Miss America, 21-year-old Tara Connor, turning on the
> waterworks as she gratuitously heaped praise on the King of New York.
> At first, it appeared that the purpose of this "news conference"
> was to announce that Miss America was going into rehab for alcoholism.
> But as Tara's adulation and praise for Donald Trump mounted like a
> pile of steaming elephant dung - "Donald Trump has a heart of
> gold!" (sniff, sniff) - two things became abundantly clear. First,
> the Donald's biggest weakness is YOUNG beautiful women. He just
> can't bring himself to crush a fox like Tara - irrespective of what
> she may have done to disgrace her tiare. (Of course, the Donald has no
> trouble knifing a washed up hag in her 60's - like Martha Stewart.)
> Second, Tara Connor is not quite the na=EFve clueless little girl from
> Kentucky that she would have everyone believe. In fact, Tara would
> probably make a great poker player. She knew everybody was expecting
> the Donald to tell her, "You're fired!" as she entered Trump
> Tower, but Tara had a perfect read on the Donald. Tara turned on the
> tearful remorse - along with a healthy dose of stroking the
> Donald's boundless ego. Combined with her incredible beauty, it was
> a combination that made the Donald fold like a cheap paper bag. The
> final "piece de resistance" occurred when Tara began singing the
> lyrics from a .38 Special song to the Donald:
>
> Second Chance - 38 Special
>
> Since you been gone,
> I feel my life slipping away
> I look to the sky,
> And everything is turnin' grey
> All I made was one mistake,
> How much more will I have to pay?
> Why can't you think it over?
> Why can't you forget about the past?
>
> CHORUS:
> When love makes this sound Donald
> A heart needs a second chance,
> Don't put me down Mr. Trump
> Can't you see I love you?
> Since you been gone, I've been in a trance
> This heart needs a second chance
> Don't say it's over, I just can't say goodbye
>
> After this tearful serenade, the Donald's top aides were
> thunderstruck. The Donald appeared stunned - as if he was on the verge
> of tears himself. When the Donald regained his composure, he
> immediately told Tara that she was "like a daughter" to him and
> "we are going to work this out." The second hour of the two hour
> board room meeting was spent hashing out how the Donald (and Tara)
> would explain all this to the media. And that's how Tara Connor
> REALLY managed to keep her crown. :-)))
>
> Alan C. Lawhon
> Huntsville, Alabama
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Date: 20 Dec 2006 04:54:53
From: tillius
Subject: Re: Second Chance: How Tara Connor REALLY Managed to Keep Her Crown
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More likely there was a little "Lewinsky" action going on...
On Dec 20, 7:47 am, "lawho...@HiWAAY.net" <lawho...@HiWAAY.net > wrote:
> Yesterday we were all treated to the spectacle of a tearful (and very
> chastened) Miss America, 21-year-old Tara Connor, turning on the
> waterworks as she gratuitously heaped praise on the King of New York.
> At first, it appeared that the purpose of this "news conference"
> was to announce that Miss America was going into rehab for alcoholism.
> But as Tara's adulation and praise for Donald Trump mounted like a
> pile of steaming elephant dung - "Donald Trump has a heart of
> gold!" (sniff, sniff) - two things became abundantly clear. First,
> the Donald's biggest weakness is YOUNG beautiful women. He just
> can't bring himself to crush a fox like Tara - irrespective of what
> she may have done to disgrace her tiare. (Of course, the Donald has no
> trouble knifing a washed up hag in her 60's - like Martha Stewart.)
> Second, Tara Connor is not quite the na=EFve clueless little girl from
> Kentucky that she would have everyone believe. In fact, Tara would
> probably make a great poker player. She knew everybody was expecting
> the Donald to tell her, "You're fired!" as she entered Trump
> Tower, but Tara had a perfect read on the Donald. Tara turned on the
> tearful remorse - along with a healthy dose of stroking the
> Donald's boundless ego. Combined with her incredible beauty, it was
> a combination that made the Donald fold like a cheap paper bag. The
> final "piece de resistance" occurred when Tara began singing the
> lyrics from a .38 Special song to the Donald:
>
> Second Chance - 38 Special
>
> Since you been gone,
> I feel my life slipping away
> I look to the sky,
> And everything is turnin' grey
> All I made was one mistake,
> How much more will I have to pay?
> Why can't you think it over?
> Why can't you forget about the past?
>
> CHORUS:
> When love makes this sound Donald
> A heart needs a second chance,
> Don't put me down Mr. Trump
> Can't you see I love you?
> Since you been gone, I've been in a trance
> This heart needs a second chance
> Don't say it's over, I just can't say goodbye
>
> After this tearful serenade, the Donald's top aides were
> thunderstruck. The Donald appeared stunned - as if he was on the verge
> of tears himself. When the Donald regained his composure, he
> immediately told Tara that she was "like a daughter" to him and
> "we are going to work this out." The second hour of the two hour
> board room meeting was spent hashing out how the Donald (and Tara)
> would explain all this to the media. And that's how Tara Connor
> REALLY managed to keep her crown. :-)))
>=20
> Alan C. Lawhon
> Huntsville, Alabama
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