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Date: 03 Dec 23:32:30
From: arlo payne
Subject: Screw Kingman AZ




DID you know Kingman AZ does not like albino midgets?
Yes folks Kingman does not allow albino Midgets to in there.
Go ahead look it up I dare you to find one albino midget living there.
Or maybe albino midgets are just to smart to live there :)


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Date: 03 Dec 2006 16:15:27
From: Bill T
Subject: Re: Screw Kingman AZ


arlo payne wrote:
>
> DID you know Kingman AZ does not like albino midgets?
> Yes folks Kingman does not allow albino Midgets to in there.
> Go ahead look it up I dare you to find one albino midget living there.
> Or maybe albino midgets are just to smart to live there :)

Races in Kingman:

* White Non-Hispanic (85.3%)
* Hispanic (9.2%)
* Other race (3.4%)
* American Indian (2.9%)
* Two or more races (2.5%)
* Black (0.6%)

Albinos are very white. Therefore 85.3 % of the folks in Kingman may be
albino midgets. QED.

Also,

Median resident age: 39.6 years
Median household income: $34,086 (year 2000)
Median house value: $87,500 (year 2000)

Holy sh*t. The median house price around these parts is more than 8
times that! Maybe it *is* possible to hire a retail clothing manager in
Kingman for $50/day.

http://www.city-data.com/city/Kingman-Arizona.html







  
Date: 04 Dec 2006 02:15:00
From: Irish Mike
Subject: Re: Screw Kingman AZ


"Median house value: $87,500"

How much for one without wheels?

Irish Mike

"Bill T" <wctom1@pacbell.net > wrote in message
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> arlo payne wrote:
>>
>> DID you know Kingman AZ does not like albino midgets?
>> Yes folks Kingman does not allow albino Midgets to in there.
>> Go ahead look it up I dare you to find one albino midget living there.
>> Or maybe albino midgets are just to smart to live there :)
>
> Races in Kingman:
>
> * White Non-Hispanic (85.3%)
> * Hispanic (9.2%)
> * Other race (3.4%)
> * American Indian (2.9%)
> * Two or more races (2.5%)
> * Black (0.6%)
>
> Albinos are very white. Therefore 85.3 % of the folks in Kingman may be
> albino midgets. QED.
>
> Also,
>
> Median resident age: 39.6 years
> Median household income: $34,086 (year 2000)
> Median house value: $87,500 (year 2000)
>
> Holy sh*t. The median house price around these parts is more than 8 times
> that! Maybe it *is* possible to hire a retail clothing manager in Kingman
> for $50/day.
>
> http://www.city-data.com/city/Kingman-Arizona.html
>
>
>
>
>




 
Date: 03 Dec 23:52:11
From: Tanya AKA MissT74
Subject: Re: Screw Kingman AZ





On Dec 3 2006 4:32 PM, arlo payne wrote:

>
>
> DID you know Kingman AZ does not like albino midgets?
> Yes folks Kingman does not allow albino Midgets to in there.
> Go ahead look it up I dare you to find one albino midget living there.
> Or maybe albino midgets are just to smart to live there :)
>
I don't know where you get your facts, SIR, but I've lived here for over 5 years
and I know of at least THREE albino midgets who live here, and I happen to know
that they preferred to be called Little People, at least 2 of them do.

T

 

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Date: 04 Dec 2006 01:24:31
From: ShuffletownKid
Subject: Re: Screw Kingman AZ


"Tanya AKA MissT74" <43084303@recpoker.com > wrote in message
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>
> On Dec 3 2006 4:32 PM, arlo payne wrote:
>
>>
>> DID you know Kingman AZ does not like albino midgets?
>> Yes folks Kingman does not allow albino Midgets to in there.
>> Go ahead look it up I dare you to find one albino midget living there.
>> Or maybe albino midgets are just to smart to live there :)
>>
> I don't know where you get your facts, SIR, but I've lived here for over 5
> years
> and I know of at least THREE albino midgets who live here, and I happen to
> know
> that they preferred to be called Little People, at least 2 of them do.
>
> T
>

Isn't that weird? If I was an albino midget I would prefer Big Midget.




  
Date: 04 Dec 11:00:41
From: jd00123
Subject: Re: Screw Kingman AZ





On Dec 3 2006 5:52 PM, Tanya AKA MissT74 wrote:

>
>
>
> On Dec 3 2006 4:32 PM, arlo payne wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > DID you know Kingman AZ does not like albino midgets?
> > Yes folks Kingman does not allow albino Midgets to in there.
> > Go ahead look it up I dare you to find one albino midget living there.
> > Or maybe albino midgets are just to smart to live there :)
> >
> I don't know where you get your facts, SIR, but I've lived here for over 5
> years
> and I know of at least THREE albino midgets who live here, and I happen to
> know
> that they preferred to be called Little People, at least 2 of them do.
>
> T
>

Maybe you should tap into this market and open a clothing store catering to
their needs. Find a need and fill it, the quickest way to success..............

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Date: 03 Dec 2006 15:42:55
From: XaQ Morphy
Subject: Re: Screw Kingman AZ


> DID you know Kingman AZ does not like albino midgets?
> Yes folks Kingman does not allow albino Midgets to in there.
> Go ahead look it up I dare you to find one albino midget living there.
> Or maybe albino midgets are just to smart to live there :)

Are you saying the albino midget store did not carry adequate inventory?
May this be a lesson to all retailers in Kingman, AZ!

Morphy
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Date: 03 Dec 2006 23:42:26
From: Paul Popinjay
Subject: Re: Screw Kingman AZ



"arlo payne" <arlo_payne@hotmail.com > wrote in message
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>
>
> DID you know Kingman AZ does not like albino midgets?
> Yes folks Kingman does not allow albino Midgets to in there.

> Go ahead look it up I dare you to find one albino midget living there.
> >


Where should I look it up? The White Pages?




 
Date: 03 Dec 2006 17:36:28
From: Susan
Subject: Re: Screw Kingman AZ


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"arlo payne" <arlo_payne@hotmail.com > wrote in message
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>
>
> DID you know Kingman AZ does not like albino midgets?
> Yes folks Kingman does not allow albino Midgets to in there.
> Go ahead look it up I dare you to find one albino midget living there.
> Or maybe albino midgets are just to smart to live there :)
>
>
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Date: 04 Dec 2006 08:57:25
From: WuzYoungOnceToo
Subject: Re: Screw Kingman AZ


On Dec 3, 7:35 pm, "Will in New Haven"
<bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com > wrote:
>
> On the subject of Kingman and albino midgets (should those words be
> capitalized?) I cannot comment specifically. However, the Little People
> season in Arizona is strictly enforced and they may only be taken with
> smoothbore muskets or with bows from September through November. Rifle
> season is limited to December to July. To take one in August, you have
> to hit him with your car.

In TX, Albino Midgets are a non-native species and are considered a
nuisance due to the damage they wreak on the state economy by
constantly filing ADA lawsuits. As such there is no closed season and
no bag limit. However you are restricted to valid archery equipment
during the deer bow-only season...and let me tell you, it's not easy
getting within 25 yards of those wily littly bastards.



 
Date: 04 Dec 2006 06:24:56
From: Will in New Haven
Subject: Re: Screw Kingman AZ



Bill T wrote:
> > On the subject of Kingman and albino midgets (should those words be
> > capitalized?) I cannot comment specifically. However, the Little People
> > season in Arizona is strictly enforced and they may only be taken with
> > smoothbore muskets or with bows from September through November. Rifle
> > season is limited to December to July. To take one in August, you have
> > to hit him with your car.
>
> Since albinism and dwarfism are independent congenital conditions, it
> should be very, very rare get both and to spot an albino midget in the
> wild. As such, they may be protected under the Endangered Species Act.
> I would caution everyone not to shoot albino midgets without first
> checking with your local Wildlife Agency.

While the trophy value of such a specimen might be very high, I agree
that caution would be advisable. The Arizona department of fish and
game might not be as progressive as their sister agency in Saudi Arabia
where the lads going after that last Arabian Oryx are given
encouragement instead of legal hassles. Risking what might be a very
large fine when there are plenty of other Little People and other
minorities to shoot in that lovely state would be foolish.

Will in New Haven

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