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Date: 02 Dec
From: arlo payne
Subject: Rio casino and Hotel




The other day I was leaving the hotel and this hooker stopped me and asked:

Hey big big boy can I give you a BJ for Twenty bucks?

Of course I said hell NO!

Afterall how in the world could I be sure she had twenty dollars.



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Date: 01 Dec 2006 23:29:33
From: Howard Beale
Subject: Re: Rio casino and Hotel


On Dec 1 2006 6:58 PM, arlo payne wrote:

> The other day I was leaving the hotel and this hooker stopped me and asked:
>
> Hey big big boy can I give you a BJ for Twenty bucks?
>
> Of course I said hell NO!
>
> Afterall how in the world could I be sure she had twenty dollars.


I'll give her the twenty. But I want pics and a TR.






Howard Beale

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Date: 02 Dec 2006 05:47:39
From: Raider Fan
Subject: Re: Rio casino and Hotel


On Dec 2 2006 1:29 AM, Howard Beale wrote:

> On Dec 1 2006 6:58 PM, arlo payne wrote:
>
> > The other day I was leaving the hotel and this hooker stopped me and asked:
> >
> > Hey big big boy can I give you a BJ for Twenty bucks?
> >
> > Of course I said hell NO!
> >
> > Afterall how in the world could I be sure she had twenty dollars.
>
>
> I'll give her the twenty. But I want pics and a TR.

I don't want to see the pics, but I would like to read the TR. Howard,
what's wrong with you man?

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Date: 02 Dec 2006 09:15:50
From: Howard Beale
Subject: Re: Rio casino and Hotel


On Dec 2 2006 6:47 AM, Raider Fan wrote:

> On Dec 2 2006 1:29 AM, Howard Beale wrote:
>
> > On Dec 1 2006 6:58 PM, arlo payne wrote:
> >
> > > The other day I was leaving the hotel and this hooker stopped me and
asked:
> > >
> > > Hey big big boy can I give you a BJ for Twenty bucks?
> > >
> > > Of course I said hell NO!
> > >
> > > Afterall how in the world could I be sure she had twenty dollars.
> >
> >
> > I'll give her the twenty. But I want pics and a TR.
>
> I don't want to see the pics, but I would like to read the TR. Howard,
> what's wrong with you man?


I want the pics so that I can show them to people who ask me what's wrong
with ME, by way of comparison. I always like to have somebody to point to
whose behavior makes my own look good. Sort of like pointing to half of
the blimps in the card room if somebody calls me fat.



HB

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Date: 02 Dec 2006 09:41:57
From: brewmaster
Subject: Re: Rio casino and Hotel


On Dec 2 2006 9:15 AM, Howard Beale wrote:

> On Dec 2 2006 6:47 AM, Raider Fan wrote:
>
> > On Dec 2 2006 1:29 AM, Howard Beale wrote:
> >
> > > On Dec 1 2006 6:58 PM, arlo payne wrote:
> > >
> > > > The other day I was leaving the hotel and this hooker stopped me and
> asked:
> > > >
> > > > Hey big big boy can I give you a BJ for Twenty bucks?
> > > >
> > > > Of course I said hell NO!
> > > >
> > > > Afterall how in the world could I be sure she had twenty dollars.
> > >
> > >
> > > I'll give her the twenty. But I want pics and a TR.
> >
> > I don't want to see the pics, but I would like to read the TR. Howard,
> > what's wrong with you man?
>
>
> I want the pics so that I can show them to people who ask me what's wrong
> with ME, by way of comparison. I always like to have somebody to point to
> whose behavior makes my own look good. Sort of like pointing to half of
> the blimps in the card room if somebody calls me fat.
>

Being fat isn't your problem Howard. Your problem is that you carry a
purse.

>
>
> HB

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Date: 01 Dec 2006 23:23:17
From: Shrax4
Subject: Re: Rio casino and Hotel


You changed it. They way you wrote it before was funnier.

Stirpper: How about a bj for $20?
Arlo: How do I know you have the $20?

CJ

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Date: 02 Dec
From: arlo payne
Subject: Re: Rio casino and Hotel





On Dec 2 2006 12:23 AM, Shrax4 wrote:

> You changed it. They way you wrote it before was funnier.
>
> Stirpper: How about a bj for $20?
> Arlo: How do I know you have the $20?
>
> CJ

LOL
it was for the newbies :)
And I could not even remember my own joke.....
Kids dont do drugs :)


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