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Date: 01 Dec 16:01:48
From: freakinfoldalready
Subject: OT: i need jokes today
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I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
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Date: 01 Dec 2006 09:42:20
From: Nimrod
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A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague
on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the
friend.
"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his
coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?" "Oh yes, quite serious," said
the doctor gravely. "In fact, there are three doctors there already!"
Jamie
http://LoadHoldem.com
freakinfoldalready wrote:
> I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
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Date: 01 Dec 2006 09:41:12
From:
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"Online poker is rigged".
That one gets me everytime.
freakinfoldalready wrote:
> I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
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Date: 01 Dec 17:16:10
From: CHarrison100
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On Dec 1 2006 11:01 AM, freakinfoldalready wrote:
>
> I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
It's not a joke but these are always fun. Puts me in a good mood everytime.
http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf
http://fury.com/mirror/penguin.html
http://nata2.info/humor/flash/miniputt.swf
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Date: 01 Dec 2006 08:41:15
From: Beatsy
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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A bear is squat in the woods having a crap when a rabbit hops by. Hey
rabbit! Don't you find that shit sticks to your fur something terrible?
Yeah, says the rabbit.Good, says the bear - wiping his ass with the
rabbit.
freakinfoldalready wrote:
> I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
>
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Date: 01 Dec 2006 08:32:30
From: chrishoo
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he
shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his
bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire
wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he
had
put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the
bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top
shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such
a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him,
and actually, is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while,
she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?"
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.
He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he
romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion,
more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well,
how was it?" The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek,
looks deeply into her eyes, and says: "Help yourself to any prize from
the middle shelf."
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Date: 01 Dec 16:38:40
From: freakinfoldalready
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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ok actually lol'ed at this one. nice one.
On Dec 1 2006 11:32 AM, chrishoo wrote:
> A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
> leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he
> shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his
> bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
>
> There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
> cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire
> wall!
>
> It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
> them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he
> had
> put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the
> bottom shelf,
>
> medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
> shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top
> shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such
>
> a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him,
> and actually, is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
>
> They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while,
>
> she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
> could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?"
>
> She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.
> He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he
> romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom
> where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
>
> She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion,
> more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
>
>
> After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
> guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
>
> The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well,
> how was it?" The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek,
>
> looks deeply into her eyes, and says: "Help yourself to any prize from
> the middle shelf."
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Date: 01 Dec 2006 10:55:59
From: Raider Fan
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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On Dec 1 2006 10:32 AM, chrishoo wrote:
> A woman meets a man in a bar.
LMFAO! NH sir!
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Date: 01 Dec 2006 08:25:41
From: LiamToo
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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freakinfoldalready wrote:
> I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
A minister dies and, resplendent in his clerical collar and colorful
robes, waits in line at the Pearly Gates. Just ahead of him is a guy
dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know
whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I'm Joe Green, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City."
Saint Peter consults his list, smiles and says to the taxi-driver,
"Take this silken robe and golden staff, and enter into the Kingdom."
So the taxi-driver enters Heaven with his robe and staff, and the
minister is next in line. Without being asked, he proclaims, "I am
Michael O'Connor, head pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three
years."
Saint Peter consults his list and says, "Take this cotton robe and
wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute," says the preacher, "that man was a taxi-driver, and
you issued him a silken robe and golden staff. But I get wood and
cotton. How can this be?"
"Up here, we go by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached,
people slept -- while he drove, people prayed."
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Date: 01 Dec 16:36:57
From: freakinfoldalready
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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very funny, ty
On Dec 1 2006 11:25 AM, LiamToo wrote:
> freakinfoldalready wrote:
> > I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
>
> A minister dies and, resplendent in his clerical collar and colorful
> robes, waits in line at the Pearly Gates. Just ahead of him is a guy
> dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
>
> Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know
> whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
>
> The guy replies, "I'm Joe Green, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City."
>
> Saint Peter consults his list, smiles and says to the taxi-driver,
> "Take this silken robe and golden staff, and enter into the Kingdom."
>
> So the taxi-driver enters Heaven with his robe and staff, and the
> minister is next in line. Without being asked, he proclaims, "I am
> Michael O'Connor, head pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three
> years."
>
> Saint Peter consults his list and says, "Take this cotton robe and
> wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
>
> "Just a minute," says the preacher, "that man was a taxi-driver, and
> you issued him a silken robe and golden staff. But I get wood and
> cotton. How can this be?"
>
> "Up here, we go by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached,
> people slept -- while he drove, people prayed."
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Date: 01 Dec 16:40:34
From: freakinfoldalready
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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ok i guess i should share one too.
what is the bird of freedom?
eagle
what is the bird of wisdom?
owl
what is the bird of love/peace?
dove
what is the bird of true love?
swallow!
On Dec 1 2006 11:25 AM, LiamToo wrote:
> freakinfoldalready wrote:
> > I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
>
> A minister dies and, resplendent in his clerical collar and colorful
> robes, waits in line at the Pearly Gates. Just ahead of him is a guy
> dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
>
> Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know
> whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
>
> The guy replies, "I'm Joe Green, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City."
>
> Saint Peter consults his list, smiles and says to the taxi-driver,
> "Take this silken robe and golden staff, and enter into the Kingdom."
>
> So the taxi-driver enters Heaven with his robe and staff, and the
> minister is next in line. Without being asked, he proclaims, "I am
> Michael O'Connor, head pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three
> years."
>
> Saint Peter consults his list and says, "Take this cotton robe and
> wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
>
> "Just a minute," says the preacher, "that man was a taxi-driver, and
> you issued him a silken robe and golden staff. But I get wood and
> cotton. How can this be?"
>
> "Up here, we go by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached,
> people slept -- while he drove, people prayed."
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Date: 01 Dec 16:14:54
From: Teabagger
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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My favorites:
How is marriage like a hurricane?
First there's a lot of blowing, then you lose the house.
Why is getting divorced so expensive?
It's worth it.
In Greece, how do they separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.
On Dec 1 2006 11:01 AM, freakinfoldalready wrote:
>
> I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
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Date: 01 Dec 16:21:22
From: freakinfoldalready
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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yeah u posted those last week.
i believe that the first one is actually why is marriage alot like a tornado
(not hurricane)..but i guess the point is still the same
On Dec 1 2006 11:14 AM, Teabagger wrote:
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> My favorites:
>
> How is marriage like a hurricane?
> First there's a lot of blowing, then you lose the house.
>
> Why is getting divorced so expensive?
> It's worth it.
>
> In Greece, how do they separate the men from the boys?
> With a crowbar.
>
> On Dec 1 2006 11:01 AM, freakinfoldalready wrote:
>
> >
> > I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
>
>
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Date: 01 Dec 2006 11:07:51
From: The Shadow
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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if you are an american in the living room what are u in the bath room?
ur a peein
European
No offense intended to anyone from Europe.
freakinfoldalready wrote:
> I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
>
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Date: 01 Dec 16:20:25
From: freakinfoldalready
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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funny, insanely silly but funny
On Dec 1 2006 11:07 AM, The Shadow wrote:
> if you are an american in the living room what are u in the bath room?
>
> ur a peein
> European
>
> No offense intended to anyone from Europe.
>
> freakinfoldalready wrote:
> > I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
> >
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Date: 01 Dec 2006 17:51:37
From: OrangeSFO
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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Rabbi walks into a bar with a frog sitting on his shoulder. Bartender
says "Where the hell'd ya get that?"
Frog says: "Brooklyn. There's hundreds of 'em."
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Date: 01 Dec 2006 17:47:23
From: OrangeSFO
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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Talent agent walks into a theater, tells the owner "I've got an amazing
act you've just got to book for your stage."
Theater manager says "Oh? Tell me about it."
"It's a family act. Father, mother, son, daughter, grandmother, and
dog. Starts with the father and mother fucking right there on the
stage. Then the grandmother comes out, squats over the couple, lifts
her dress and takes a piss all over them; brother comes out and starts
eating out his mothers freshly fucked cunt; sister comes out, sucks her
fathers cock until he cums all over the audience; the dog comes on,
leaps through a flaming hoop then squats on top of the whole piled up,
piss and cum covered family and takes a steaming dump on all of them,
then they all take a bow."
Theater manager says "My word that certainly an interesting act...what
do they call themselves?"
"The Aristocrats."
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Date: 01 Dec 2006 17:53:07
From: SheepCookers
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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I kind of liked the movie they did a few years ago retelling that joke.
Some of the versions were actually funny. I liked the mime doing that joke.
On Dec 1 2006 5:47 PM, OrangeSFO wrote:
> Talent agent walks into a theater, tells the owner "I've got an amazing
> act you've just got to book for your stage."
>
> Theater manager says "Oh? Tell me about it."
>
> "It's a family act. Father, mother, son, daughter, grandmother, and
> dog. Starts with the father and mother fucking right there on the
> stage. Then the grandmother comes out, squats over the couple, lifts
> her dress and takes a piss all over them; brother comes out and starts
> eating out his mothers freshly fucked cunt; sister comes out, sucks her
> fathers cock until he cums all over the audience; the dog comes on,
> leaps through a flaming hoop then squats on top of the whole piled up,
> piss and cum covered family and takes a steaming dump on all of them,
> then they all take a bow."
>
> Theater manager says "My word that certainly an interesting act...what
> do they call themselves?"
>
> "The Aristocrats."
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Date: 01 Dec 2006 14:58:48
From: Beatsy
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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OK! I challenge u to penguins - heads-up ;-)
What do u reckon the top possible score is? A gamblin possibility
there...
I_AM_EVIL wrote:
> On Dec 1 2006 1:39 PM, beerboy wrote:
>
> > In news:5XZbh.15498$rv4.6041@edtnps90,
> > beerboy <please_no@email.com> typed:
> >
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Date: 01 Dec 2006 14:48:46
From: Beatsy
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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No way - I hit 304.6 right after that post!
beerboy wrote:
> In news:5XZbh.15498$rv4.6041@edtnps90,
> beerboy <please_no@email.com> typed:
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Date: 01 Dec 2006 10:27:54
From: Backslider23
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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On Dec 1 2006 11:01 AM, freakinfoldalready wrote:
> I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
Ok, this Jewish guy is eating..
no wait.
This guy. He's Jewish. He call his mom, and she's eating.
No. She answers. And she asks him how he's doing. NO. She's doing.
Wait.
Nevermind.
Backslider
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Date: 01 Dec 2006 15:15:22
From: eleaticus
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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"Backslider23" <fishrfun@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:aq8644xhk2.ln2@recgroups.com...
> On Dec 1 2006 11:01 AM, freakinfoldalready wrote:
>
> > I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
>
> Ok, this Jewish guy is eating..
>
> no wait.
>
> This guy. He's Jewish. He call his mom, and she's eating.
>
> No. She answers. And she asks him how he's doing. NO. She's doing.
> Wait.
>
> Nevermind.
OK. I like it.
--
eleaticus
ee-lee-AT-i-cus
eleaticus@bellsouth.net
>
> Backslider
>
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Date: 02 Dec 2006 18:28:56
From: 6ballman
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "shit."
--
"Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of
the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so,
it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these
people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise.
But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of
God, so they can't and won't compromise."
-Barry Goldwater (prophet)
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Date: 02 Dec 2006 10:17:28
From: bub
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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guy comes walking into the bar whistling and smiling ear to ear. his
budyy asks "why the good mood"? he says " last night when i left here
i decided to walk the shortcut home down by the railroad tracks and i
spotted this girl tied to the tracks, just like in the movies. well, i
hear a train apporaching from around the bend so i untie her and take
her back to my place. we had sex all night long over and over in every
position." his buddy says "wow you lucky shit was she real good
looking"? and the guy says" i don't know, i never found the head"
On Fri, 01 Dec 06 16:01:48 GMT, freakinfoldalready
<43085980@recpoker.com > wrote:
>
>I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
>
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Date: 02 Dec 2006 10:21:47
From: Susan
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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sorry - that was just sick
teehee
"bub" <bub@poltusssss.com > wrote in message
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> guy comes walking into the bar whistling and smiling ear to ear. his
> budyy asks "why the good mood"? he says " last night when i left here
> i decided to walk the shortcut home down by the railroad tracks and i
> spotted this girl tied to the tracks, just like in the movies. well, i
> hear a train apporaching from around the bend so i untie her and take
> her back to my place. we had sex all night long over and over in every
> position." his buddy says "wow you lucky shit was she real good
> looking"? and the guy says" i don't know, i never found the head"
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> On Fri, 01 Dec 06 16:01:48 GMT, freakinfoldalready
> <43085980@recpoker.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
>>
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Date: 02 Dec 2006 18:30:19
From: I_AM_EVIL
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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On Dec 1 2006 11:01 AM, freakinfoldalready wrote:
> I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
Husband and wife are in a hotel on their wedding night. The husband
takes off his pants and throws them to his wife and says, here put these
on. She does and says, I can't wear these pants, they're too big for me.
He tells her, that's right. You remember who wears the pants in this
family. The wife takes her pants and throws them to her husband and says,
here put these on. He tries but can barely get one leg halfway in. He
tells her, I can't even get into these pants. She says, you remember that
because that's the way it's going to be until you change your attitude.
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Date: 03 Dec
From: Rollexx
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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A hunter sees a grizzly bear, aims his rifle, shoots,,,the bear growls, jumps
forward, knocks the hunter to the ground, rolls him over and fucks him in the
ass..
The next day the hunter returns with a machine gun,,,seeing the same bear, he
aims, lets loose a hail of bullets,,the bear growls, jumps forward, knocks the
hunter to the ground, rolls him over and fucks him in the ass...
The next day the hunter returns with a bazooka, seeing the bear, he aims,
fires, the bear growls, jumps forward. knocking the hunter to the ground..rolls
him over and says...." Something tells me your not out here just to hunt"
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Date: 02 Dec 2006 13:11:22
From: Beatsy
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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Two blondes walk into bar - you'd think one would have seen it.
OrangeSFO wrote:
> Rabbi walks into a bar with a frog sitting on his shoulder. Bartender
> says "Where the hell'd ya get that?"
>
> Frog says: "Brooklyn. There's hundreds of 'em."
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Date: 02 Dec 2006 11:36:02
From: igotskillz com
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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a priest a rabbi and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, the bartender says
"is this a joke?"
one day Malcolm was selling pencils in san fran.
Since moving there from N'orleans things were rough
suddenly a kraft cracker barrel chees truck comes screeching down the
hill, smashes thru his sidewalk cart, flips over, the driver dies, and
from the smouldering wreckage rolls a keg labeled "Cheese"
Well Malcom is pissed so he says F this, thats MY cheese.
So he rolls it back up the hill and since he was a generally lazy fk he
gets tired.
Well he starts rolling it down the hill but since he is tired it gets away
from him.
Now Jose' was in from LA and since he had no greencard he sold erasers on
the street.
Well the keg smashes thru Jose's arrangement.
Jose looks around and all he sees is a guy on his knees trying to yell to
him from 100 yards away.
Jose waves to him and rolls the keg along a few sidestreets to rosalita's
apt.
He rolls the keg in and exclaimss "Rosalita !! Rosalita !! we have all
the cheese we need to have taco's and burritos for a whole year !!
Rosalita looks at the Keg and says " How do you know that it's the right
cheese ?"
Jose says, "that's the funny thing, there was this brutha who told me,
"that's nacho chees, that's, nacho cheese"
What did santa say to the 3 women when he went to N'orleans for Mardi Gras
?
HOe HOe HOe
On Dec 1 2006 12:01 PM, freakinfoldalready wrote:
> I am a shit mood today. Too hungover. anyone got any good jokes today?
Thank YOU
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Date: 04 Dec 2006 15:30:37
From: JohnnyYooper
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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SheepCookers wrote:
>
> Try the golf game I used to play that a while ago. I shot 23 once in that.
> You can hole in one almost every hole.
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i shot 20 twice today. cant reach 8 or 17 in one shot.
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Date: 05 Dec 2006 09:59:11
From: SheepCookers
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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Hole 8 you can get a harder shot if you shoot in the opposite direction,
straight against the wall ... I never shot it in one hole but came very
close few times. I was kind of getting bored with it by the time I thought
of it. Same thing with 17.
On Dec 4 2006 3:30 PM, JohnnyYooper wrote:
> SheepCookers wrote:
> >
> > Try the golf game I used to play that a while ago. I shot 23 once in that.
> > You can hole in one almost every hole.
> ..com
>
> i shot 20 twice today. cant reach 8 or 17 in one shot.
>
> screen shot:
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> http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnnyyooper/?saved=1
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Date: 05 Dec 2006 10:41:38
From: JohnnyYooper
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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SheepCookers wrote:
> Hole 8 you can get a harder shot if you shoot in the opposite direction,
> straight against the wall ... I never shot it in one hole but came very
> close few times. I was kind of getting bored with it by the time I thought
> of it. Same thing with 17.
.com
i shot 18 three times this morning so all my fun is over. i
practiced 8 and 17 by knocking the ball back to the tee if i missed a
hole-in-one instead of replaying the whole course each time until i
figured them out.
thanks for the game. that was fun. better than poker!
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Date: 05 Dec 2006 14:00:31
From: Peg Smith
Subject: Re: OT: i need jokes today
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"JohnnyYooper" <JohnnyYooper@gmail.com > wrote:
> i shot 18 three times this morning so all my fun is over.
You suck.
Your jealous friend,
Peg
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