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Date: 03 Dec
From: jackiepaper
Subject: OT: as usual, the republicans were right
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now that we, the democrats, have retaken power in congress, it is time to reveal
our true agenda. once we retake the white house in 2008, the following 25 point
will be just the tip of the iceberg.
here's our plan:
1. Mandatory homosexuality
2. Drug-filled condoms in schools
3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act
4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State
6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
7. English language banned from all Federal buildings
8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups
9. All taxes to be tripled
10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated
11. On-demand welfare
12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish
13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems
14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning
15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8
16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor
17. Quarterly mandatory abortion
18. God to be mocked roundly
19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN
20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement
21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy
22. Texas returned to Mexico
23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore
25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"
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Date: 03 Dec
From: Bill Starr
Subject: Re: OT: as usual, the republicans were right
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On Dec 2 2006 9:07 PM, jackiepaper wrote:
>
> now that we, the democrats, have retaken power in congress, it is time to
> reveal
> our true agenda. once we retake the white house in 2008, the following 25
> point
> will be just the tip of the iceberg.
>
> here's our plan:
>
> 1. Mandatory homosexuality
> 2. Drug-filled condoms in schools
> 3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act
> 4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
> 5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State
> 6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
> 7. English language banned from all Federal buildings
> 8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups
> 9. All taxes to be tripled
> 10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated
> 11. On-demand welfare
> 12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish
> 13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems
> 14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning
> 15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8
> 16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor
> 17. Quarterly mandatory abortion
> 18. God to be mocked roundly
> 19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN
> 20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement
> 21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy
> 22. Texas returned to Mexico
> 23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
> 24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore
> 25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"
jackiepaper, tell the truth, you are really OrangeSFO aren't you?
Bill
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Date: 02 Dec 2006 20:13:36
From: DaVoice
Subject: Re: as usual, the republicans were right
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"jackiepaper" <43081177@recpoker.com > wrote in message
news:1165115256$915422@recpoker.com...
>
> now that we, the democrats, have retaken power in congress, it is time to
> reveal
> our true agenda. once we retake the white house in 2008, the following 25
> point
> will be just the tip of the iceberg.
>
> here's our plan:
>
> 1. Mandatory homosexuality
> 2. Drug-filled condoms in schools
> 3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act
> 4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
> 5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State
> 6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
> 7. English language banned from all Federal buildings
> 8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups
> 9. All taxes to be tripled
> 10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated
> 11. On-demand welfare
> 12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish
> 13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems
> 14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning
> 15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8
> 16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor
> 17. Quarterly mandatory abortion
> 18. God to be mocked roundly
> 19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN
> 20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement
> 21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management
> therapy
> 22. Texas returned to Mexico
> 23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
> 24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore
> 25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"
This list (That I've seen somewhere before, I believe) would be extremely
funny satire, except that a few of the items are actually on the agenda of
some of the extremists in your party. For instance, #23, # 19, #18, #9, #6,
and even #4.
I'm *NOT* saying most, many or even a significant percentage of the party,
but I've actually heard some of these ideas put forth by the likes of Dennis
Kucinich, and those of his ilk.
Rick "DaVoice" Charles
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Date: 02 Dec 2006 20:30:23
From: Chris H. of Portland, OR
Subject: Re: as usual, the republicans were right
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"DaVoice" <davoicergp@cox.net > wrote in message
news:I9sch.52921$dC7.39422@newsfe07.phx...
>
> "jackiepaper" <43081177@recpoker.com> wrote in message
> news:1165115256$915422@recpoker.com...
>>
>> now that we, the democrats, have retaken power in congress, it is time to
>> reveal
>> our true agenda. once we retake the white house in 2008, the following 25
>> point
>> will be just the tip of the iceberg.
>>
>> here's our plan:
>>
>> 1. Mandatory homosexuality
>> 2. Drug-filled condoms in schools
>> 3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act
>> 4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
>> 5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State
>> 6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
>> 7. English language banned from all Federal buildings
>> 8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups
>> 9. All taxes to be tripled
>> 10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated
>> 11. On-demand welfare
>> 12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish
>> 13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems
>> 14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning
>> 15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8
>> 16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor
>> 17. Quarterly mandatory abortion
>> 18. God to be mocked roundly
>> 19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN
>> 20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement
>> 21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management
>> therapy
>> 22. Texas returned to Mexico
>> 23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
>> 24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore
>> 25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"
>
> This list (That I've seen somewhere before, I believe) would be extremely
> funny satire, except that a few of the items are actually on the agenda of
> some of the extremists in your party. For instance, #23, # 19, #18, #9,
> #6, and even #4.
>
> I'm *NOT* saying most, many or even a significant percentage of the party,
> but I've actually heard some of these ideas put forth by the likes of
> Dennis Kucinich, and those of his ilk.
I don't know what's more hilarious... his original post, or the fact that
you think he's actually a Democrat.
--
Chris H. of Portland, Oregon
Konichiwa, Bitches!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUuIzw8X46Q
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Date: 03 Dec
From: O-PGManager
Subject: Re: as usual, the republicans were right
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> but I've actually heard some of these ideas put forth by the likes of Dennis
> Kucinich, and those of his ilk.
I'm going to call bullshit Rick. Please point to any source showing Kucinich or
any other Dem representative advocating any of these.
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Date: 03 Dec 2006 02:46:09
From: DaVoice
Subject: Re: as usual, the republicans were right
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"O-PGManager" <manager@online-pokerguide.com > wrote in message
news:1165136210$915540@recpoker.com...
>
>> but I've actually heard some of these ideas put forth by the likes of
>> Dennis
>> Kucinich, and those of his ilk.
>
>
> I'm going to call bullshit Rick. Please point to any source showing
> Kucinich or
> any other Dem representative advocating any of these.
Give me til tomorrow and I'll get you quotes, sources etc. I didn't say
REPRESENTATIVES. I said left wing extremists, using Kucinich as an example.
He is for at least one of the above mentioned. I'm too tired tonight.
RC
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Date: 04 Dec
From: O-PGManager
Subject: Re: as usual, the republicans were right
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> Give me til tomorrow and I'll get you quotes, sources etc. I didn't say
> REPRESENTATIVES. I said left wing extremists, using Kucinich as an example.
> He is for at least one of the above mentioned. I'm too tired tonight.
>
> RC
I'll wait patiently. Kucinich is indeed a representative, but I'll hear from
any semi-prominent Democratic source.
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Date: 03 Dec 2006 14:22:20
From: OrangeSFO
Subject: Re: as usual, the republicans were right
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DaVoice wrote:
> Give me til tomorrow and I'll get you quotes, sources etc. I didn't say
> REPRESENTATIVES. I said left wing extremists, using Kucinich as an example.
That's NOT what you wrote, you blowhard.
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Date: 04 Dec 2006 04:37:40
From:
Subject: Re: as usual, the republicans were right
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DaVoice wrote:
> "O-PGManager" <manager@online-pokerguide.com> wrote in message
> news:1165136210$915540@recpoker.com...
> >
> >> but I've actually heard some of these ideas put forth by the likes of
> >> Dennis
> >> Kucinich, and those of his ilk.
> >
> >
> > I'm going to call bullshit Rick. Please point to any source showing
> > Kucinich or
> > any other Dem representative advocating any of these.
>
> Give me til tomorrow and I'll get you quotes, sources etc. I didn't say
> REPRESENTATIVES. I said left wing extremists, using Kucinich as an example.
> He is for at least one of the above mentioned. I'm too tired tonight.
>
> RC
It's been 24 hours - get to work. :P
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Date: 04 Dec 2006 23:38:48
From: DaVoice
Subject: Re: as usual, the republicans were right
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<abe.buckingham@gmail.com > wrote in message
news:1165235860.368068.282730@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com...
>
> DaVoice wrote:
>> "O-PGManager" <manager@online-pokerguide.com> wrote in message
>> news:1165136210$915540@recpoker.com...
>> >
>> >> but I've actually heard some of these ideas put forth by the likes of
>> >> Dennis
>> >> Kucinich, and those of his ilk.
>> >
>> >
>> > I'm going to call bullshit Rick. Please point to any source showing
>> > Kucinich or
>> > any other Dem representative advocating any of these.
>>
>> Give me til tomorrow and I'll get you quotes, sources etc. I didn't say
>> REPRESENTATIVES. I said left wing extremists, using Kucinich as an
>> example.
>> He is for at least one of the above mentioned. I'm too tired tonight.
>>
>> RC
>
> It's been 24 hours - get to work. :P
Pardon me for not being prompt. My mother came into town unexpectedly so we
had a "second" Thanksgiving, plus I've had my pain meds fucked around with
again. I'm now on Methadone and Oxycontin. I'm doing a lot of napping. I
stand by what I said, and will post sources give me another day or so, my
mom left this evening.
RC
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Date: 05 Dec 2006 00:00:52
From: RazzO
Subject: Re: as usual, the republicans were right
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These are the only ones that you would have to prove that "Dennis
Kucinich, and those of his ilk" had such ideas;
4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
9. All taxes to be tripled
18. God to be mocked roundly
19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN
23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
I'm heading off to read your blog to see what you mean about the meds.
Here is the list of my prescription meds,
Migraine: Imitrex (100mg), Butalbital/APAP/CAF ( i don't get them much
anymore, but meds are on hand)
Sleep disorder; Topamax (25mg) and Alprazolam (2mg)
I know what you mean when you wrote that you don't get high on the Xanax
anymore.
On Dec 4 2006 11:38 PM, DaVoice wrote:
> Pardon me for not being prompt. My mother came into town unexpectedly so we
> had a "second" Thanksgiving, plus I've had my pain meds fucked around with
> again. I'm now on Methadone and Oxycontin. I'm doing a lot of napping. I
> stand by what I said, and will post sources give me another day or so, my
> mom left this evening.
>
> RC
RazzO
email:ticorazz (at) yahoo.com
http://www.razzo.com
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Date: 05 Dec 2006 02:36:36
From: DaVoice
Subject: Re: as usual, the republicans were right
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"RazzO" <razzo@razzo.com > wrote in message
news:kilf44x4gq.ln2@recgroups.com...
> These are the only ones that you would have to prove that "Dennis
> Kucinich, and those of his ilk" had such ideas;
>
>
> 4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
> 6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
> 9. All taxes to be tripled
> 18. God to be mocked roundly
> 19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN
> 23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
>
> I'm heading off to read your blog to see what you mean about the meds.
>
> Here is the list of my prescription meds,
>
> Migraine: Imitrex (100mg), Butalbital/APAP/CAF ( i don't get them much
> anymore, but meds are on hand)
>
> Sleep disorder; Topamax (25mg) and Alprazolam (2mg)
>
>
> I know what you mean when you wrote that you don't get high on the Xanax
> anymore.
I'll save ya the trip.
Maintenance
Alprazolam 4 mg 4 times per day
Avandamet 2/1000 1 tab 2x per day (first meal and last meal)
Effexor XR 150 mg 2 per day
Lisinopril 40 mg 2 per day)
Lovastatin 40 mg 1 tablet at bedtime
Metoprolol TA 50 mg half tablet twice daily
Nasonex 50 mcg twice daily two sprays each nostril
Neurontin 600mg 3x daily
Omeprazole 20 mg (first thing every morning)
Temazepam 30 mg at bedtime (for sleep)*
Seroquel 100mg (at bedtime)
Pain Medications
Methadone 10mg 1 tablet 3x daily (for two weeks, then increase to 15mg)
Oxycodone 15 mg tablet 6x per day
MIGRAINE MEDS
Frova 2.5mg as needed for migraine pain
Topamax 25mg follow increasing scale
*Trying seroquel and not taking Temazepam unless needed as of 11/15/06
RC
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Date: 05 Dec 2006 03:19:19
From: RazzO
Subject: Re: as usual, the republicans were right
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My God, sir. I hope these are all generic.
Rick, I was going to your blog to see if you posted why you were as you
said "plus I've had my pain meds f***ed around with again"?
Good luck, buddy. God's speed on your recovering/methods to get well.
That is an incredible list.
On Dec 5 2006 2:36 AM, DaVoice wrote:
> I'll save ya the trip.
>
> Maintenance
>
> Alprazolam 4 mg 4 times per day
>
> Avandamet 2/1000 1 tab 2x per day (first meal and last meal)
>
> Effexor XR 150 mg 2 per day
>
> Lisinopril 40 mg 2 per day)
>
> Lovastatin 40 mg 1 tablet at bedtime
>
> Metoprolol TA 50 mg half tablet twice daily
>
> Nasonex 50 mcg twice daily two sprays each nostril
>
> Neurontin 600mg 3x daily
>
> Omeprazole 20 mg (first thing every morning)
>
> Temazepam 30 mg at bedtime (for sleep)*
>
> Seroquel 100mg (at bedtime)
>
> Pain Medications
>
> Methadone 10mg 1 tablet 3x daily (for two weeks, then increase to 15mg)
>
> Oxycodone 15 mg tablet 6x per day
>
> MIGRAINE MEDS
>
> Frova 2.5mg as needed for migraine pain
>
> Topamax 25mg follow increasing scale
>
>
>
> *Trying seroquel and not taking Temazepam unless needed as of 11/15/06
>
>
>
> RC
RazzO
email:ticorazz (at) yahoo.com
http://www.razzo.com
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Date: 05 Dec 2006 04:02:23
From: DaVoice
Subject: Re: as usual, the republicans were right
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"RazzO" <razzo@razzo.com > wrote in message
news:n61g44x2ir.ln2@recgroups.com...
> My God, sir. I hope these are all generic.
>
> Rick, I was going to your blog to see if you posted why you were as you
> said "plus I've had my pain meds f***ed around with again"?
>
> Good luck, buddy. God's speed on your recovering/methods to get well.
>
> That is an incredible list.
I'll be updating my blog tomorrow after my next Doc appt. I've been too
groggy and had company.
RC
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Date: 05 Dec 2006 16:49:50
From: igotskillz com
Subject: Re: as usual, the republicans were right
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dude, just do mad seroquels.
for a while i was having 25 mg with my mornin coffee.
Please try to get off as much of he other stuff when u can.
I worked wth methadone patients years ago, it works well from what i saw.
Best of luck. I found quitting the weed and ditchin the bith got rid of
the headaches.
All the coughing from the hooch made my neck tight giving me headaches.
Best wishes with it.
On Dec 5 2006 6:36 AM, DaVoice wrote:
> "RazzO" <razzo@razzo.com> wrote in message
> news:kilf44x4gq.ln2@recgroups.com...
> > These are the only ones that you would have to prove that "Dennis
> > Kucinich, and those of his ilk" had such ideas;
> >
> >
> > 4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
> > 6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
> > 9. All taxes to be tripled
> > 18. God to be mocked roundly
> > 19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN
> > 23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
> >
> > I'm heading off to read your blog to see what you mean about the meds.
> >
> > Here is the list of my prescription meds,
> >
> > Migraine: Imitrex (100mg), Butalbital/APAP/CAF ( i don't get them much
> > anymore, but meds are on hand)
> >
> > Sleep disorder; Topamax (25mg) and Alprazolam (2mg)
> >
> >
> > I know what you mean when you wrote that you don't get high on the Xanax
> > anymore.
>
>
> I'll save ya the trip.
>
> Maintenance
>
> Alprazolam 4 mg 4 times per day
>
> Avandamet 2/1000 1 tab 2x per day (first meal and last meal)
>
> Effexor XR 150 mg 2 per day
>
> Lisinopril 40 mg 2 per day)
>
> Lovastatin 40 mg 1 tablet at bedtime
>
> Metoprolol TA 50 mg half tablet twice daily
>
> Nasonex 50 mcg twice daily two sprays each nostril
>
> Neurontin 600mg 3x daily
>
> Omeprazole 20 mg (first thing every morning)
>
> Temazepam 30 mg at bedtime (for sleep)*
>
> Seroquel 100mg (at bedtime)
>
> Pain Medications
>
> Methadone 10mg 1 tablet 3x daily (for two weeks, then increase to 15mg)
>
> Oxycodone 15 mg tablet 6x per day
>
> MIGRAINE MEDS
>
> Frova 2.5mg as needed for migraine pain
>
> Topamax 25mg follow increasing scale
>
>
>
> *Trying seroquel and not taking Temazepam unless needed as of 11/15/06
>
>
>
> RC
Thank YOU
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Date: 05 Dec 2006 00:03:07
From: OrangeSFO
Subject: Re: as usual, the republicans were right
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DaVoice wrote:
> Pardon me for not being prompt. My mother came into town unexpectedly so we
> had a "second" Thanksgiving, plus I've had my pain meds fucked around with
> again. I'm now on Methadone and Oxycontin. I'm doing a lot of napping. I
> stand by what I said
OK, Rush.
Let us know when you're ready to reveal the vast leftwing conspiracy.
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Date: 02 Dec 2006 19:39:29
From: Chris H. of Portland, OR
Subject: Re: as usual, the republicans were right
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"jackiepaper" <43081177@recpoker.com > wrote in message
news:1165115256$915422@recpoker.com...
>
> now that we, the democrats, have retaken power in congress, it is time to
> reveal
> our true agenda. once we retake the white house in 2008, the following 25
> point
> will be just the tip of the iceberg.
>
> here's our plan:
>
> 1. Mandatory homosexuality
> 2. Drug-filled condoms in schools
> 3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act
> 4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
> 5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State
> 6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
> 7. English language banned from all Federal buildings
> 8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups
> 9. All taxes to be tripled
> 10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated
> 11. On-demand welfare
> 12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish
> 13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems
> 14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning
> 15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8
> 16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor
> 17. Quarterly mandatory abortion
> 18. God to be mocked roundly
> 19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN
> 20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement
> 21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management
> therapy
> 22. Texas returned to Mexico
> 23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
> 24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore
> 25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"
Sore loser.
--
Chris H. of Portland, Oregon
Konichiwa, Bitches!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUuIzw8X46Q
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Date: 03 Dec 10:12:52
From: Bryan Kimmes
Subject: Re: OT: as usual, the republicans were right
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On Dec 2 2006 9:07 PM, jackiepaper wrote:
>
> now that we, the democrats, have retaken power in congress, it is time to
> reveal
> our true agenda. once we retake the white house in 2008, the following 25
> point
> will be just the tip of the iceberg.
>
> here's our plan:
>
> 1. Mandatory homosexuality
> 2. Drug-filled condoms in schools
> 3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act
> 4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
> 5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State
> 6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
Good idea.
> 7. English language banned from all Federal buildings
> 8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups
> 9. All taxes to be tripled
> 10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated
Just make them pay to social security on EVERY DOLLAR would be fine.
> 11. On-demand welfare
> 12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish
> 13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems
> 14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning
> 15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8
> 16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor
> 17. Quarterly mandatory abortion
> 18. God to be mocked roundly
He asked for it.
> 19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN
> 20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement
> 21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy
> 22. Texas returned to Mexico
> 23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
> 24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore
> 25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"
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Date: 04 Dec
From: jackiepaper
Subject: Re: OT: as usual, the republicans were right
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of course i'm a democrat, you halfwit chris, and no, i'm not orangesfo, but i do
live in the same area as he.
On Dec 3 2006 2:12 AM, Bryan Kimmes wrote:
>
> On Dec 2 2006 9:07 PM, jackiepaper wrote:
>
> >
> > now that we, the democrats, have retaken power in congress, it is time to
> > reveal
> > our true agenda. once we retake the white house in 2008, the following 25
> > point
> > will be just the tip of the iceberg.
> >
> > here's our plan:
> >
> > 1. Mandatory homosexuality
> > 2. Drug-filled condoms in schools
> > 3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act
> > 4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
> > 5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State
> > 6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
>
> Good idea.
>
> > 7. English language banned from all Federal buildings
> > 8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups
> > 9. All taxes to be tripled
> > 10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated
>
> Just make them pay to social security on EVERY DOLLAR would be fine.
>
> > 11. On-demand welfare
> > 12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish
> > 13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems
> > 14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning
> > 15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8
> > 16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor
> > 17. Quarterly mandatory abortion
> > 18. God to be mocked roundly
>
> He asked for it.
>
> > 19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN
> > 20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement
> > 21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management
> > therapy
> > 22. Texas returned to Mexico
> > 23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
> > 24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore
> > 25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"
>
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Date: 02 Dec 2006 23:33:11
From: OrangeSFO
Subject: Re: as usual, the republicans were right
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DaVoice wrote:
> This list (That I've seen somewhere before, I believe) would be extremely
> funny satire, except that a few of the items are actually on the agenda of
> some of the extremists in your party.
Oh my god you MOUTH BREATHING FUCKING HALFWIT. It's like you and
Irish Reich are in a contest to see who can out-moron each other with
half-baked rightwing-nut "wisdom."
Fuckwits like you make it easy to understand how the Republican party
was able to do so much damage to this country in the last 12 years.
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Date: 03 Dec 2006 22:40:29
From: MelB
Subject: Re: OT: as usual, the republicans were right
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jackiepaper wrote:
> now that we, the democrats, have retaken power in congress, it is time to reveal
> our true agenda. once we retake the white house in 2008, the following 25 point
> will be just the tip of the iceberg.
>
> here's our plan:
>
> 1. Mandatory homosexuality
Sexuality of any sort would scare off most Republicans. Oh wait --
sorry, Mr Foley
> 2. Drug-filled condoms in schools
> 3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act
Divorce should be legal. Republicans can choose to stay in nightmare
marriages and torture their kids, if they want. It's a free country.
> 4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
As long as the buses don't take the kids to school.
> 5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State
Lousy choice, but no worse than Rumsfeld.
> 6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
> 7. English language banned from all Federal buildings
Valleyspeak will now become official.
> 8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups
> 9. All taxes to be tripled
For corporations, nothing will change, as 3*0 = 0
> 10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated
> 11. On-demand welfare
Unfair. Corporations need to hire lobbyists and offer bribes
(incentives, support, whatever)
> 12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish
> 13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems
> 14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning
Why don't we pledge our allegiance to the Constitution rather than the
flag? The President takes office by swearing to protect and uphold the
Constitution, not the flag.
Anyway, the law says that the only way to dispose of a worn-out flag is
to burn it? Should that be illegal?
> 15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8
Abortion should be permitted unto the 240th trimester. Barbara Bush, you
still have a chance to make things right.
> 16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor
No, leave George Bush alone.
> 17. Quarterly mandatory abortion
> 18. God to be mocked roundly
Squarely. Down with Zeus.
> 19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN
> 20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement
> 21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy
> 22. Texas returned to Mexico
Seems fair.
> 23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
No. Celebrate Christmas, but only with Pagan symbols like Yule logs,
wreaths of holly, Santa Claus, and giving gifts to children.
> 24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore
Only if the Sierra Clubs approves.
> 25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"
Most of the US once belonged to the French, and much was home to Indian
braves. We bought one (without asking the indigenous Indians) and
largely killed of the other. So, the motto would seem to fit.
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