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Date: 21 Dec 2006 00:43:02
From: PoMoFo
Subject: OT: My new poker book based on learnings from the Iraq war
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I totally don't get Bush's logic on how he is running the war ... the
thought process completely escapes me. But I was thinking maybe there is an
opportunity here ... write a poker book that targets the Bush supporters
because somehow it will make sense to them.
Here is a sample from chapter 1, titled "Basic Bush poker strategy"
- If you are losing all your money, don't change it or adapt the strategy,
just put more money on the table
- After rebuying for the 10th time, say "absolutely we are winning"
- After rebuying for the 20th time, say "we are not winning, we are not
losing"
- After rebuying for the 30th time, say "next year will bring even more
painful losses"
- On the verge of bankrupcy, declare that you can't get out because it
will embolden your enemy
Think it will sell?
PoMoFo
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Date: 21 Dec 2006 00:53:48
From: A Man Beaten by Jacks
Subject: Re: OT: My new poker book based on learnings from the Iraq war
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On Thu, 21 Dec 2006 00:43:02 -0500, "PoMoFo" <PoMoFo777@yahoo.com > wrote:
>Here is a sample from chapter 1, titled "Basic Bush poker strategy"
> - If you are losing all your money, don't change it or adapt the strategy,
>just put more money on the table
> - After rebuying for the 10th time, say "absolutely we are winning"
> - After rebuying for the 20th time, say "we are not winning, we are not
>losing"
> - After rebuying for the 30th time, say "next year will bring even more
>painful losses"
> - On the verge of bankrupcy, declare that you can't get out because it
>will embolden your enemy
>Think it will sell?
You forgot the part where he changes the password on America's
PokerStars account, slashes his wrists and writes "I WILL FLY ONE
DAY" in his own blood, and claims Saddam put his penis on his
back when they were "huggling."
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