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Date: 09 Dec 13:45:25
From: arlo payne
Subject: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications
are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what
manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run centre, said its
initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial
capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms
catered for.
For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A poor
fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and
led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
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Date: 09 Dec 2006 13:21:00
From: A Man Beaten by Jacks
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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On Sat, 09 Dec 06 13:45:25 GMT, arlo payne <arlo_payne@hotmail.com > wrote:
>NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications
>are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what
>manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
Well, whatever their size, they seem to be functioning properly, if the
population of India is any indication.
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Date: 09 Dec 2006 12:29:05
From: FL Turbo
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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On Sat, 09 Dec 2006 13:21:00 -0500, A Man Beaten by Jacks
<nobody@fool.foo > wrote:
>On Sat, 09 Dec 06 13:45:25 GMT, arlo payne <arlo_payne@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications
>>are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what
>>manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
>
>Well, whatever their size, they seem to be functioning properly, if the
>population of India is any indication.
Uh, aren'rt condoms supposed to reduce population?
I have a solution to the problem.
Market small condoms, but stamp each and every one "extra large"
The great political commentator Rush Limbaugh suggested this simple
solution years ago.
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Date: 09 Dec 2006 21:58:31
From: A Man Beaten by Jacks
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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On Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:29:05 -0600, FL Turbo <noemail@notime.com > wrote:
>On Sat, 09 Dec 2006 13:21:00 -0500, A Man Beaten by Jacks
><nobody@fool.foo> wrote:
>>On Sat, 09 Dec 06 13:45:25 GMT, arlo payne <arlo_payne@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications
>>>are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what
>>>manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
>>Well, whatever their size, they seem to be functioning properly, if the
>>population of India is any indication.
>Uh, aren'rt condoms supposed to reduce population?
I was talking about the cocks not the socks.
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Date: 09 Dec 2006 09:03:26
From: Howard Beale
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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On Dec 9 2006 6:45 AM, arlo payne wrote:
> NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size
specifications
> are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what
> manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
> The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run centre, said its
> initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the
financial
> capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms
> catered for.
> For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A
poor
> fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and
> led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
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Date: 09 Dec 16:22:23
From: Up Front Poker
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LO
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This could be a bigger donkey field than starting Poker clubs in China
On Dec 9 2006 7:45 AM, arlo payne wrote:
>
>
> NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size
> specifications
> are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what
> manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
> The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run centre, said its
> initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the
> financial
> capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms
> catered for.
> For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A
> poor
> fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and
> led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
>
>
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Date: 09 Dec 2006 06:58:12
From: Grunty
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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Could the measurements be made while in meditation state?
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Date: 09 Dec 2006 07:25:24
From: igotskillz com
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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On Dec 9 2006 10:58 AM, Grunty wrote:
> Could the measurements be made while in meditation state?
Thinking with one head shrinks the capacity other, which explains my life
a lot
Thank YOU
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Date: 09 Dec 2006 09:34:22
From: FL Turbo
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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On Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:25:24 -0800, "igotskillz com"
<a7cd0d4@webnntp.invalid > wrote:
>On Dec 9 2006 10:58 AM, Grunty wrote:
>
>> Could the measurements be made while in meditation state?
>
>Thinking with one head shrinks the capacity other, which explains my life
>a lot
>
>Thank YOU
>
Cynical Feminists claim that gawd played a cruel joke on men.
She gave them 2 heads, without enough of a blood supply to operate
both of them at the same time.
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Date: 12 Dec 2006 16:08:33
From: igotskillz com
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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Maybe that's why Asians are so smart ?
On Dec 9 2006 11:34 AM, FL Turbo wrote:
> On Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:25:24 -0800, "igotskillz com"
> <a7cd0d4@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
>
> >On Dec 9 2006 10:58 AM, Grunty wrote:
> >
> >> Could the measurements be made while in meditation state?
> >
> >Thinking with one head shrinks the capacity other, which explains my life
> >a lot
> >
> >Thank YOU
> >
>
> Cynical Feminists claim that gawd played a cruel joke on men.
>
> She gave them 2 heads, without enough of a blood supply to operate
> both of them at the same time.
Thank YOU
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Date: 09 Dec 2006 14:48:09
From: Irish Mike
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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Arlo, does this mean Indian men wrap towels around their heads to make it
look bigger, to compensate for their little dicks? If so, wouldn't they be
better off just stuffing the towel in their under wear?
Irish Mike
"arlo payne" <arlo_payne@hotmail.com > wrote in message
news:1165671925$918711@recpoker.com...
>
>
> NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size
> specifications
> are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what
> manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
> The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run centre, said
> its
> initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the
> financial
> capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those
> condoms
> catered for.
> For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A
> poor
> fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for,
> and
> led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
>
>
>
> _______________________________________________________________
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Date: 09 Dec 2006 07:24:34
From: igotskillz com
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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Most Indians don't do the sari
Seikhs and muslims do
Most Indians are Hindu then muslim followed by Christians
On Dec 9 2006 10:48 AM, Irish Mike wrote:
> Arlo, does this mean Indian men wrap towels around their heads to make it
> look bigger, to compensate for their little dicks? If so, wouldn't they be
> better off just stuffing the towel in their under wear?
>
> Irish Mike
>
> "arlo payne" <arlo_payne@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1165671925$918711@recpoker.com...
> >
> >
> > NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size
> > specifications
> > are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what
> > manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
> > The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run centre, said
> > its
> > initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the
> > financial
> > capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those
> > condoms
> > catered for.
> > For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A
> > poor
> > fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for,
> > and
> > led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
> >
> >
> >
Thank YOU
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Date: 09 Dec 2006 06:10:59
From: igotskillz com
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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Any info on Filipinos and other slants ?
On Dec 9 2006 9:45 AM, arlo payne wrote:
> NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size
specifications
> are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what
> manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
> The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run centre, said its
> initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the
financial
> capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms
> catered for.
> For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A
poor
> fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and
> led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
Thank YOU
www.igotskillz.com
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Date: 09 Dec 2006 16:43:59
From: phlash74
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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On Dec 9, 10:29 am, FL Turbo <noem...@notime.com > wrote:
> On Sat, 09 Dec 2006 13:21:00 -0500, A Man Beaten by Jacks
>
> <nob...@fool.foo> wrote:
> >On Sat, 09 Dec 06 13:45:25 GMT, arlo payne <arlo_pa...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications
> >>are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what
> >>manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
>
> >Well, whatever their size, they seem to be functioning properly, if the
> >population of India is any indication.Uh, aren'rt condoms supposed to reduce population?
> I have a solution to the problem.
> Market small condoms, but stamp each and every one "extra large"
>
> The great political commentator Rush Limbaugh suggested this simple
> solution years ago.
He had some good ideas while on OxyContin, huh? Maybe they should be
labeled "smart pills" and sold OTC.
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Date: 09 Dec 2006 14:00:20
From: pokerchimp
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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maybe the women have smaller vaginas. Did they do a study about that?
On Dec 9 2006 8:45 AM, arlo payne wrote:
> NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size
specifications
> are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what
> manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
> The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run centre, said its
> initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the
financial
> capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms
> catered for.
> For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A
poor
> fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and
> led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
thumbers on stars, pokerchimp1 on absolute
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Date: 09 Dec 2006 15:15:26
From: igotskillz com
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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I married an asian and i can tell u she was one big c.unt
On Dec 9 2006 6:00 PM, pokerchimp wrote:
> maybe the women have smaller vaginas. Did they do a study about that?
>
> On Dec 9 2006 8:45 AM, arlo payne wrote:
>
> > NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size
> specifications
> > are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what
> > manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
> > The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run centre, said
its
> > initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the
> financial
> > capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those
condoms
> > catered for.
> > For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A
> poor
> > fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for,
and
> > led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
>
>
> thumbers on stars, pokerchimp1 on absolute
Thank YOU
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Date: 09 Dec 2006 15:15:59
From: igotskillz com
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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oddly enuff, all women seem to have small vaginas to me
On Dec 9 2006 6:00 PM, pokerchimp wrote:
> maybe the women have smaller vaginas. Did they do a study about that?
>
> On Dec 9 2006 8:45 AM, arlo payne wrote:
>
> > NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size
> specifications
> > are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what
> > manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
> > The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run centre, said
its
> > initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the
> financial
> > capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those
condoms
> > catered for.
> > For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A
> poor
> > fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for,
and
> > led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
>
>
> thumbers on stars, pokerchimp1 on absolute
Thank YOU
www.igotskillz.com
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Date: 10 Dec
From: Up Front Poker
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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The elbo is NOT what you use for sex. or do you?
On Dec 9 2006 5:15 PM, igotskillz com wrote:
> oddly enuff, all women seem to have small vaginas to me
>
>
> On Dec 9 2006 6:00 PM, pokerchimp wrote:
>
> > maybe the women have smaller vaginas. Did they do a study about that?
> >
> > On Dec 9 2006 8:45 AM, arlo payne wrote:
> >
> > > NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size
> > specifications
> > > are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what
> > > manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
> > > The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run centre, said
> its
> > > initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the
> > financial
> > > capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those
> condoms
> > > catered for.
> > > For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A
> > poor
> > > fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for,
> and
> > > led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
> >
> >
> > thumbers on stars, pokerchimp1 on absolute
>
>
> Thank YOU
>
> http://www.igotskillz.com/
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Date: 09 Dec 2006 17:23:46
From: igotskillz com
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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no, i use my "foot"
On Dec 9 2006 8:47 PM, Up Front Poker wrote:
> The elbo is NOT what you use for sex. or do you?
>
>
> On Dec 9 2006 5:15 PM, igotskillz com wrote:
>
> > oddly enuff, all women seem to have small vaginas to me
> >
> >
> > On Dec 9 2006 6:00 PM, pokerchimp wrote:
> >
> > > maybe the women have smaller vaginas. Did they do a study about that?
> > >
> > > On Dec 9 2006 8:45 AM, arlo payne wrote:
> > >
> > > > NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size
> > > specifications
> > > > are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what
> > > > manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
> > > > The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run centre,
said
> > its
> > > > initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the
> > > financial
> > > > capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those
> > condoms
> > > > catered for.
> > > > For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two
inches). A
> > > poor
> > > > fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought
for,
> > and
> > > > led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
> > >
> > >
> > > thumbers on stars, pokerchimp1 on absolute
> >
> >
> > Thank YOU
> >
> > http://www.igotskillz.com/
Thank YOU
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Date: 09 Dec 2006 15:01:29
From: minus200(DELETETHIS)
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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The government in Mississippi ordered 3000 gross of special made condoms
to be used in free birth control programs in their state. They
ordered them from the Alabama Condom Company. They wanted them made 14
inches long and 3 inches in diameter. We were pleased to get such a
nice order. We made them and stamped them sized for Alabama citzens ---
MEDIUM
arlo payne wrote:
>
> NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications
> are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what
> manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
> The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run centre, said its
> initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial
> capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms
> catered for.
> For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A poor
> fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and
> led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
>
>
>
> _______________________________________________________________
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention
of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but
rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, scotch in the
other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming
"WOO HOO what a ride!"
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Date: 09 Dec 2006 12:30:26
From: Grunty
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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Wonder how Indians look at it - you know, the old paradigm of the half
full or half empty glass.
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Date: 12 Dec 2006 17:44:32
From: OrangeSFO
Subject: Re: Now this is funny India is full of little dicks LOL
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Irish Reich wrote:
> Arlo, does this mean Indian men wrap towels around their heads to make it
> look bigger, to compensate for their little dicks?
Mike,
They're not towels.
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