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Date: 13 Dec 2008 09:29:23
From: alan
Subject: news from detroit
Monday December 1, 2008

Detroit, MI

Detroit Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the Detroit
River at 7:45 AM.

The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol
consumption. He was wearing a Detroit Lions jersey, black fishnet
stockings and a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his
rectum.

The police thoughtfully removed the Lions jersey to spare the family any
unnecessary embarrassment.

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Date: 14 Dec 2008 12:10:33
From: FangBanger
Subject: Re: news from detroit
On Dec 13 2008 11:29 AM, alan wrote:

> Monday December 1, 2008
>
> Detroit, MI
>
> Detroit Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the Detroit
> River at 7:45 AM.
>
> The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol
> consumption. He was wearing a Detroit Lions jersey, black fishnet
> stockings and a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his
> rectum.
>
> The police thoughtfully removed the Lions jersey to spare the family any
> unnecessary embarrassment.


NOW DATS FUNNY !!

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
Voltaire

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Date: 13 Dec 2008 11:41:53
From: Susan
Subject: Re: news from detroit

"alan" <ashaw@jetson.com > wrote in message
news:j08d16xb37.ln2@recgroups.com...
> Monday December 1, 2008
>
> Detroit, MI
>
> Detroit Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the Detroit
> River at 7:45 AM.
>
> The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol
> consumption. He was wearing a Detroit Lions jersey, black fishnet
> stockings and a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his
> rectum.
>
> The police thoughtfully removed the Lions jersey to spare the family any
> unnecessary embarrassment.

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