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Date: 11 Dec 2008 13:13:07
From: DonkeyBanAA
Subject: donkeybanAA HU # and other #
I am not a pro - im a donkey with mad skillz and no fear-- My ftp numbers
are all negtive across the board they just seem to play diffrent -I have
been tring to figure out how to play ftp to make it postive and i think i
know how- i played 3 -step 6 with 2,100.00 buyins I won 1 and have 2
second place so I play good when the buyins are bigger- I know the math
UNLike morphdonk said - but I also play feel a lot thats why I make some
moves that make friends like Porsche mad sometimes --- there eyes burn
Over all im up 35-40k this year which will be my 3rd postive year - ASK
fell about my HU a8 a8 a8 a8 a8 a8 -- still brings tears to his eyes-


77 $12 $103 12% $960 - PokerStars E<=4 S >=50
117 $1 $104 -4% $158 Hot FullTilt E<=4 S >=50

now sng i play a lot of sat where only the winner gets a prize --maybe
something small for second these are my stars MTT stats

41 k profit which does not Include a step 6 i won for 12500-- so up 53500
on stars

Game Prizes Profit ROI ABI AFS R/A ITM ITM
Hold'em NL $60,686 $41,757 221% $59 1178 43% 43/321 13%
Hold'em L/PL $0 <$0 -100% $33 45 0% 0/3 0%
Omaha $47 <$0 -51% $32 117 0% 1/3 33%
Omaha Hi Lo $0 <$0 -100% $29 242 50% 0/4 0%
Other $0 <$0 -100% $41 104 0% 0/21 0%
$60,733 $40,639 202% $57 1085 40% 44/352 12%

these are my ftp numbers im -10 k - which include sngs

Game Prizes Profit ROI ABI AFS R/A ITM ITM
Hold'em NL $45,158 <$0 -25% $71 406 13% 149/850 18%
Hold'em L/PL $970 <$0 -40% $45 120 0% 6/36 17%
Omaha $0 <$0 -100% $72 183 8% 0/12 0%
Omaha Hi Lo $206 <$0 -45% $34 84 0% 1/11 9%
Other $2,652 <$0 -45% $56 92 0% 18/87 21%
$48,986 <$0 -28% $68 362 11% 174/996 17%

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Date: 11 Dec 2008 13:21:03
From: FellKnight
Subject: Re: donkeybanAA HU # and other #
On Dec 11 2008 4:13 PM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:

> I am not a pro - im a donkey with mad skillz and no fear-- My ftp numbers
> are all negtive across the board they just seem to play diffrent -I have
> been tring to figure out how to play ftp to make it postive and i think i
> know how- i played 3 -step 6 with 2,100.00 buyins I won 1 and have 2
> second place so I play good when the buyins are bigger- I know the math
> UNLike morphdonk said - but I also play feel a lot thats why I make some
> moves that make friends like Porsche mad sometimes --- there eyes burn
> Over all im up 35-40k this year which will be my 3rd postive year - ASK
> fell about my HU a8 a8 a8 a8 a8 a8 -- still brings tears to his eyes-

Allow me to recrate it:

HU SNG $50 buyin. 2nd or 3rd hand. I raise to 60 with AQo. Estedonk
moves in for 1500. I beat him in the pot because I know he is
pathetically weak. Flop 8xx. !#%CKKQCOXK@)KZ@S!D

I still hate you.

Fell
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Date: 11 Dec 2008 13:33:08
From: DonkeyBanAA
Subject: Re: donkeybanAA HU # and other #
i memeber we had a best of 3 - 100 bucks each and u begged me to make a
side bet u giving me 10-1 odds that I would not sweep u--- so I did 20
bucks -- so after I won all 3 the last one with A8 -- fell sent me HOW
MUCH 500.00 lol add that to my profit line LOLOLOLOLOLO



On Dec 11 2008 3:21 PM, FellKnight wrote:

> On Dec 11 2008 4:13 PM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
>
> > I am not a pro - im a donkey with mad skillz and no fear-- My ftp numbers
> > are all negtive across the board they just seem to play diffrent -I have
> > been tring to figure out how to play ftp to make it postive and i think i
> > know how- i played 3 -step 6 with 2,100.00 buyins I won 1 and have 2
> > second place so I play good when the buyins are bigger- I know the math
> > UNLike morphdonk said - but I also play feel a lot thats why I make some
> > moves that make friends like Porsche mad sometimes --- there eyes burn
> > Over all im up 35-40k this year which will be my 3rd postive year - ASK
> > fell about my HU a8 a8 a8 a8 a8 a8 -- still brings tears to his eyes-
>
> Allow me to recrate it:
>
> HU SNG $50 buyin. 2nd or 3rd hand. I raise to 60 with AQo. Estedonk
> moves in for 1500. I beat him in the pot because I know he is
> pathetically weak. Flop 8xx. !#%CKKQCOXK@)KZ@S!D
>
> I still hate you.
>
> Fell
> --
> Be Loud. Be Proud. Be Considerate!

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Date: 11 Dec 2008 13:44:38
From: XaQ Morphy
Subject: Re: donkeybanAA HU # and other #
On Dec 11 2008 3:33 PM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:

> i memeber we had a best of 3 - 100 bucks each and u begged me to make a
> side bet u giving me 10-1 odds that I would not sweep u--- so I did 20
> bucks -- so after I won all 3 the last one with A8 -- fell sent me HOW
> MUCH 500.00 lol add that to my profit line LOLOLOLOLOLO

There's at least a 50% chance that you still owed him money after that.

---
Morphy
xaqmorphy@donkeymanifesto.com
http://www.donkeymanifesto.com
"SHUT UP IDIOT" --The Great Patholio

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Date: 11 Dec 2008 14:03:43
From: DonkeyBanAA
Subject: Re: donkeybanAA HU # and other #
FYP YW

On Dec 11 2008 3:44 PM, XaQ Morphy wrote:

> On Dec 11 2008 3:33 PM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
>
> > i memeber we had a best of 3 - 100 bucks each and u begged me to make a
> > side bet u giving me 10-1 odds that I would not sweep u--- so I did 20
> > bucks -- so after I won all 3 the last one with A8 -- fell sent me HOW
> > MUCH 500.00 lol add that to my profit line LOLOLOLOLOLO
>
> There's at least a 0% chance that you still owed him money after that.
>
> ---
> Morphy
> xaqmorphy@donkeymanifesto.com
> http://www.donkeymanifesto.com
> "SHUT UP IDIOT" --The Great Patholio

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Date: 11 Dec 2008 13:53:04
From: DonkeyBanAA
Subject: Re: donkeybanAA HU # and other #
Orely


On Dec 11 2008 3:44 PM, XaQ Morphy wrote:

> On Dec 11 2008 3:33 PM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
>
> > i memeber we had a best of 3 - 100 bucks each and u begged me to make a
> > side bet u giving me 10-1 odds that I would not sweep u--- so I did 20
> > bucks -- so after I won all 3 the last one with A8 -- fell sent me HOW
> > MUCH 500.00 lol add that to my profit line LOLOLOLOLOLO
>
> There's at least a 50% chance that you still owed him money after that.
>
> ---
> Morphy
> xaqmorphy@donkeymanifesto.com
> http://www.donkeymanifesto.com
> "SHUT UP IDIOT" --The Great Patholio

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Date: 11 Dec 2008 14:07:27
From: XaQ Morphy
Subject: Re: donkeybanAA HU # and other #
On Dec 11 2008 3:53 PM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:

> Orely

Orly. Here's a good question, all your awesome math abilities aside,
throughout this year where you say you're up 53k or 153k or
1390823094823048353k or whatever, how many months in a row did you go
where you didn't owe money to someone from RGP?

Do you owe money to anyone now?

---
Morphy
xaqmorphy@donkeymanifesto.com
http://www.donkeymanifesto.com
"SHUT UP IDIOT" --The Great Patholio

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Date: 11 Dec 2008 14:20:32
From: DonkeyBanAA
Subject: Re: donkeybanAA HU # and other #
On Dec 11 2008 4:07 PM, XaQ Morphy wrote:

> On Dec 11 2008 3:53 PM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
>
wow -- getting a little personal - do u want me to tell you how much i got
in savings- what i give to my church- what my electric bill is - ??

but i tell u what - I always pay back with extra money- i have given alot
away to rgpers
have staked many and have been only staked a few times I would rather
barrow and pay back
with a little extra - I dont like to deposit . when I win big and i have 4
cashes over 10k each
i cashout leave my self alittle bit - and am lucky enough to have friends
who loan me some whenever i ask because I will not cheat them- I owe Adam
from Austrailla from canbet and another rgper- this system works for me -
u have loaned me and i repaid u with extra right?
so if you dont mind stay out of my personal bussiness I dont ask you about
yours-- IM if u want to talk about my income -- u can say what u want
about my skillz about me but stay off my personal bussiness - or I will
have to killfile you -



> Orly. Here's a good question, all your awesome math abilities aside,
> throughout this year where you say you're up 53k or 153k or
> 1390823094823048353k or whatever, how many months in a row did you go
> where you didn't owe money to someone from RGP?
>
> Do you owe money to anyone now?
>
> ---
> Morphy
> xaqmorphy@donkeymanifesto.com
> http://www.donkeymanifesto.com
> "SHUT UP IDIOT" --The Great Patholio

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Date: 11 Dec 2008 13:48:16
From: FellKnight
Subject: Re: donkeybanAA HU # and other #
On Dec 11 2008 4:44 PM, XaQ Morphy wrote:

> On Dec 11 2008 3:33 PM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
>
> > i memeber we had a best of 3 - 100 bucks each and u begged me to make a
> > side bet u giving me 10-1 odds that I would not sweep u--- so I did 20
> > bucks -- so after I won all 3 the last one with A8 -- fell sent me HOW
> > MUCH 500.00 lol add that to my profit line LOLOLOLOLOLO
>
> There's at least a 100% chance that you still owed somebody money after that.
>
> ---
> Morphy

FYP YW.

Fell
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Date: 11 Dec 2008 13:27:53
From: DonkeyBanAA
Subject: Re: donkeybanAA HU # and other #
LOL i had a 15-3 record vs u at that point- I owned you so bad that your
birth certificate has me listed as your daddy


On Dec 11 2008 3:21 PM, FellKnight wrote:

> On Dec 11 2008 4:13 PM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
>
> > I am not a pro - im a donkey with mad skillz and no fear-- My ftp numbers
> > are all negtive across the board they just seem to play diffrent -I have
> > been tring to figure out how to play ftp to make it postive and i think i
> > know how- i played 3 -step 6 with 2,100.00 buyins I won 1 and have 2
> > second place so I play good when the buyins are bigger- I know the math
> > UNLike morphdonk said - but I also play feel a lot thats why I make some
> > moves that make friends like Porsche mad sometimes --- there eyes burn
> > Over all im up 35-40k this year which will be my 3rd postive year - ASK
> > fell about my HU a8 a8 a8 a8 a8 a8 -- still brings tears to his eyes-
>
> Allow me to recrate it:
>
> HU SNG $50 buyin. 2nd or 3rd hand. I raise to 60 with AQo. Estedonk
> moves in for 1500. I beat him in the pot because I know he is
> pathetically weak. Flop 8xx. !#%CKKQCOXK@)KZ@S!D
>
> I still hate you.
>
> Fell
> --
> Be Loud. Be Proud. Be Considerate!

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Date: 11 Dec 2008 13:27:33
From: XaQ Morphy
Subject: Re: donkeybanAA HU # and other #
On Dec 11 2008 3:21 PM, FellKnight wrote:

> Allow me to recrate it:
>
> HU SNG $50 buyin. 2nd or 3rd hand. I raise to 60 with AQo. Estedonk
> moves in for 1500. I beat him in the pot because I know he is
> pathetically weak. Flop 8xx. !#%CKKQCOXK@)KZ@S!D
>
> I still hate you.

Ahh yes, the famous A8 hand. We saw that the other night...16-17BB stack,
40 or so left in the tourney, and he open jams from MP.

Why? I can almost bet cause he watches the avg. stack in the lobby like a
hawk and if he's ever below it expect the chips to go in with any A from
any position.

---
Morphy
xaqmorphy@donkeymanifesto.com
http://www.donkeymanifesto.com
"SHUT UP IDIOT" --The Great Patholio

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Date: 11 Dec 2008 13:29:03
From: DonkeyBanAA
Subject: Re: donkeybanAA HU # and other #
Im not always right but im never wrong



On Dec 11 2008 3:27 PM, XaQ Morphy wrote:

> On Dec 11 2008 3:21 PM, FellKnight wrote:
>
> > Allow me to recrate it:
> >
> > HU SNG $50 buyin. 2nd or 3rd hand. I raise to 60 with AQo. Estedonk
> > moves in for 1500. I beat him in the pot because I know he is
> > pathetically weak. Flop 8xx. !#%CKKQCOXK@)KZ@S!D
> >
> > I still hate you.
>
> Ahh yes, the famous A8 hand. We saw that the other night...16-17BB stack,
> 40 or so left in the tourney, and he open jams from MP.
>
> Why? I can almost bet cause he watches the avg. stack in the lobby like a
> hawk and if he's ever below it expect the chips to go in with any A from
> any position.
>
> ---
> Morphy
> xaqmorphy@donkeymanifesto.com
> http://www.donkeymanifesto.com
> "SHUT UP IDIOT" --The Great Patholio

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