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Date: 22 Dec 2008 09:32:40
From: Irish Mike
Subject: You may be a Taliban if...


Some one sent me this in e-mail. It's corny but I'll pass it along in hopes
it'll piss off a liberal:

YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
>
> 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
>
> 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
> afford shoes.
>
> 3. You have more wives than teeth.
>
> 4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
> "unclean."
>
> 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
>
> 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
>
> 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
> your clothing.
>
> 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
> setting off roadside bombs
>
> 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
> one.
>
> 10 . You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat .

Irish Mike






 
Date: 22 Dec 2008 17:56:24
From: OrangeSFO
Subject: Re: You may be a Taliban if...
You may be a Taliban if you believe your nation was founded as an
expression of a particular religion.


  
Date: 23 Dec 2008 07:00:04
From: cappeca
Subject: Re: You may be a Taliban if...


bub wrote:
> On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:56:24 -0800 (PST), OrangeSFO
> <intangible103@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >You may be a Taliban if you believe your nation was founded as an
> >expression of a particular religion.
>
> what nation is that ?

Israel?


  
Date: 23 Dec 2008 01:38:35
From: bub
Subject: Re: You may be a Taliban if...
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:56:24 -0800 (PST), OrangeSFO
<intangible103@yahoo.com > wrote:

>You may be a Taliban if you believe your nation was founded as an
>expression of a particular religion.

what nation is that ?


  
Date: 22 Dec 2008 21:00:30
From: funky cold medina
Subject: Re: You may be a Taliban if...
On Dec 22, 7:50=A0pm, "brewmaster" <a1...@webnntp.invalid > wrote:
> On Dec 22 2008 7:31 PM, OrangeSFO wrote:
>
> > On Dec 22, 6:53=A0pm, FL Turbo <noem...@notime.com> wrote:
>
> > > Luckily for those of us in the USA, we became a predominately
> > > Christian nation, and developed a society with as much religious
> > > tolerance as you will find in any country in the world.
>
> > UNLUCKILY for us, many still believe our country was FOUNDED as a
> > "Christian Nation"
>
> We were actually founded as a PURITAN nation when the puritans could no
> longer tolerate the liberal society of England in the 17th century. =A0Th=
is
> is the main reason why we, as a western nation, are far more "puritanical=
"
> (for lack of a better word) than most other western nations.
>
> Brew
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I always try to explain to my girlfriend... that this puritan
influence thing isn't all bad. For one thing, we enjoy sex a lot more
than those boring ass Europeans who've reduced it to a physical act...
like a gymnastics routine.

Actually, that's the problem I have with the chicks in Vegas who show
so much skin. There's nothing exciting about it. Serious. They're
all bland and matter of fact about it. Fuck that.. I need some
excitement and some chase. That's just me though.


  
Date: 22 Dec 2008 19:31:19
From: OrangeSFO
Subject: Re: You may be a Taliban if...
On Dec 22, 6:53=A0pm, FL Turbo <noem...@notime.com > wrote:


> Luckily for those of us in the USA, we became a predominately
> Christian nation, and developed a society with as much religious
> tolerance as you will find in any country in the world.



UNLUCKILY for us, many still believe our country was FOUNDED as a
"Christian Nation"



   
Date: 23 Dec 2008 18:34:32
From: FL Turbo
Subject: Re: You may be a Taliban if...
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:31:19 -0800 (PST), OrangeSFO
<intangible103@yahoo.com > wrote:

>On Dec 22, 6:53 pm, FL Turbo <noem...@notime.com> wrote:
>
>
>> Luckily for those of us in the USA, we became a predominately
>> Christian nation, and developed a society with as much religious
>> tolerance as you will find in any country in the world.
>
>
>
>UNLUCKILY for us, many still believe our country was FOUNDED as a
>"Christian Nation"

Why do you hate Christians so much?

It's almost as if you hate your own country.


   
Date: 22 Dec 2008 19:50:15
From: brewmaster
Subject: Re: You may be a Taliban if...
On Dec 22 2008 7:31 PM, OrangeSFO wrote:

> On Dec 22, 6:53 pm, FL Turbo <noem...@notime.com> wrote:
>
>
> > Luckily for those of us in the USA, we became a predominately
> > Christian nation, and developed a society with as much religious
> > tolerance as you will find in any country in the world.
>
>
>
> UNLUCKILY for us, many still believe our country was FOUNDED as a
> "Christian Nation"

We were actually founded as a PURITAN nation when the puritans could no
longer tolerate the liberal society of England in the 17th century. This
is the main reason why we, as a western nation, are far more "puritanical"
(for lack of a better word) than most other western nations.


Brew
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Date: 22 Dec 2008 20:53:59
From: FL Turbo
Subject: Re: You may be a Taliban if...
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:56:24 -0800 (PST), OrangeSFO
<intangible103@yahoo.com > wrote:

>You may be a Taliban if you believe your nation was founded as an
>expression of a particular religion.

The nation of Pakistan was set up for one particular religion.
The notion was if that particular religion had their own nation, all
the problems in that region would be solved.

Needless to say, it didn't turn out that way.

Luckily for those of us in the USA, we became a predominately
Christian nation, and developed a society with as much religious
tolerance as you will find in any country in the world.





 
Date: 22 Dec 2008 10:21:12
From: Jason Pawloski
Subject: Re: You may be a Taliban if...
On Dec 22 2008 7:32 AM, Irish Mike wrote:

> Some one sent me this in e-mail. It's corny but I'll pass it along in hopes
> it'll piss off a liberal:
>
> YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
> >
> > 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
> >
> > 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
> > afford shoes.
> >
> > 3. You have more wives than teeth.
> >
> > 4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
> > "unclean."
> >
> > 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
> >
> > 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
> >
> > 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
> > your clothing.
> >
> > 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
> > setting off roadside bombs
> >
> > 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
> > one.
> >
> > 10 . You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat .
>
> Irish Mike

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Date: 22 Dec 2008 16:43:47
From: La Cosa Nostradamus
Subject: Re: You may be a Taliban if...
On Dec 22 2008 1:21 PM, Jason Pawloski wrote:

> On Dec 22 2008 7:32 AM, Irish Mike wrote:
>
> > Some one sent me this in e-mail. It's corny but I'll pass it along in
hopes
> > it'll piss off a liberal:
> >
> > YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
> > >
> > > 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
beer.
> > >
> > > 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't
> > > afford shoes.
> > >
> > > 3. You have more wives than teeth.
> > >
> > > 4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
> > > "unclean."
> > >
> > > 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
> > >
> > > 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
> > >
> > > 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
> > > your clothing.
> > >
> > > 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
> > > setting off roadside bombs
> > >
> > > 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least
> > > one.
> > >
> > > 10 . You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat .
> >
> > Irish Mike
>
> OH MY GOD THIS IS SO RACIST!!! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!
> RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!
> RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!
> RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!
> RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!
> RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!
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> RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!


Racism is based on race

I a not sure what you call prejudice based on membership in a political
party but hey, in this case it's accurate
> --
> "Actually, I will read Jason's posts too. He's smart also." - Paul
> Popinjay, 10/21/2007 (http://tinyurl.com/4bggyp)

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Date: 22 Dec 2008 11:58:12
From: Lute
Subject: Re: You may be a Taliban if...
On Dec 22, 1:21=A0pm, "Jason Pawloski" <a679...@webnntp.invalid > wrote:

> OH MY GOD THIS IS SO RACIST!!! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!


What race is called taliban?


 
Date: 22 Dec 2008 07:58:15
From: funky cold medina
Subject: Re: You may be a Taliban if...
On Dec 22, 6:32 am, "Irish Mike" <mjos...@ameritech.net > wrote:
> Some one sent me this in e-mail. It's corny but I'll pass it along in hopes
> it'll piss off a liberal:
>
> > 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
> > one.
>
> Irish Mike

Saw this and thought it was pretty f'd up. That's an understatement.

Saudi court rejected a plea from an 8 year old's mom to divorce her
from a 58 y/o man. Her father sold her into marriage because he
needed money (the dowery).

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1099447/Saudi-court-tells-girl-aged-EIGHT-divorce-husband-50-years-senior.html




  
Date: 22 Dec 2008 10:07:51
From: Bob T.
Subject: Re: You may be a Taliban if...
On Dec 22, 10:02=A0am, "Irish Mike" <mjos...@ameritech.net > wrote:
> "funky cold medina" <kellywon...@yahoo.com> wrote in messagenews:61b8893e=
-f7fe-435b-88f7-78844ca6564b@z6g2000pre.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Dec 22, 6:32 am, "Irish Mike" <mjos...@ameritech.net> wrote:
> >> Some one sent me this in e-mail. =A0It's corny but I'll pass it along =
in
> >> hopes
> >> it'll piss off a liberal:
>
> >> > 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
> >> > least
> >> > one.
>
> >> Irish Mike
>
> > Saw this and thought it was pretty f'd up. =A0That's an understatement.
>
> > Saudi court rejected a plea from an 8 year old's mom to divorce her
> > from a 58 y/o man. =A0 Her father sold her into marriage because he
> > needed money (the dowery).
>
> Not surprising considering that mohammed "married" a six year old girl.
> Well not to worry bucko. =A0You'll get some of the lunatic liberal left R=
GPers
> to post here defending it and, of course, blaming it on President Bush.

Why should any liberals bother to respond? You're having an entire
conversation with imaginary "liberals" all by yourself!

- Bob T.
>
> Irish Mike
>
>
>
>
>
> >http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1099447/Saudi-court...=
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Date: 22 Dec 2008 13:02:18
From: Irish Mike
Subject: Re: You may be a Taliban if...

"funky cold medina" <kellywong74@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:61b8893e-f7fe-435b-88f7-78844ca6564b@z6g2000pre.googlegroups.com...
> On Dec 22, 6:32 am, "Irish Mike" <mjos...@ameritech.net> wrote:
>> Some one sent me this in e-mail. It's corny but I'll pass it along in
>> hopes
>> it'll piss off a liberal:
>>
>> > 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
>> > least
>> > one.
>>
>> Irish Mike
>
> Saw this and thought it was pretty f'd up. That's an understatement.
>
> Saudi court rejected a plea from an 8 year old's mom to divorce her
> from a 58 y/o man. Her father sold her into marriage because he
> needed money (the dowery).

Not surprising considering that mohammed "married" a six year old girl.
Well not to worry bucko. You'll get some of the lunatic liberal left RGPers
to post here defending it and, of course, blaming it on President Bush.

Irish Mike
>
> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1099447/Saudi-court-tells-girl-aged-EIGHT-divorce-husband-50-years-senior.html
>
>




   
Date: 22 Dec 2008 11:02:11
From: brewmaster
Subject: Re: You may be a Taliban if...
On Dec 22 2008 10:02 AM, Irish Mike wrote:

> "funky cold medina" <kellywong74@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:61b8893e-f7fe-435b-88f7-78844ca6564b@z6g2000pre.googlegroups.com...
> > On Dec 22, 6:32 am, "Irish Mike" <mjos...@ameritech.net> wrote:
> >> Some one sent me this in e-mail. It's corny but I'll pass it along in
> >> hopes
> >> it'll piss off a liberal:
> >>
> >> > 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
> >> > least
> >> > one.
> >>
> >> Irish Mike
> >
> > Saw this and thought it was pretty f'd up. That's an understatement.
> >
> > Saudi court rejected a plea from an 8 year old's mom to divorce her
> > from a 58 y/o man. Her father sold her into marriage because he
> > needed money (the dowery).
>
> Not surprising considering that mohammed "married" a six year old girl.
> Well not to worry bucko. You'll get some of the lunatic liberal left RGPers
> to post here defending it and, of course, blaming it on President Bush.

Of course it wasn't just any 6 year old girl, it was his 6 year old niece,
and he forced his brother to give her to him.

>
> Irish Mike
> >
> >
>
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1099447/Saudi-court-tells-girl-aged-EIGHT-divorce-husband-50-years-senior.html
> >
> >


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Date: 22 Dec 2008 08:05:22
From: funky cold medina
Subject: Re: You may be a Taliban if...
On Dec 22, 7:58=A0am, funky cold medina <kellywon...@yahoo.com > wrote:
> On Dec 22, 6:32 am, "Irish Mike" <mjos...@ameritech.net> wrote:
>
> > Some one sent me this in e-mail. =A0It's corny but I'll pass it along i=
n hopes
> > it'll piss off a liberal:
>
> > > 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at l=
east
> > > one.
>
> > Irish Mike
>
> Saw this and thought it was pretty f'd up. =A0That's an understatement.
>
> Saudi court rejected a plea from an 8 year old's mom to divorce her
> from a 58 y/o man. =A0 Her father sold her into marriage because he
> needed money (the dowery).
>
> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1099447/Saudi-court...

Ps. Your list was good. I would've added something about them being
grateful for Bush and how his administration has made the world more
sympathetic to these assholes, but hey... that's all already been
said.

:)