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Date: 23 Jan 2009 02:33:08
From: James L. Hankins
Subject: Vince fom Sham-Wow now has the Slap-Chop
What is it about this guy that makes me watch? It's like he's trying to be
a caricature of a sleazy pitchman but doesn't care. The Slap-Chop bit is
just the coolest commercial ever.

He tosses the old item over his shoulder without looking and nails it
nothin'-but-net in the sink without missing a beat. And his one-liners are
too good, talking about crying with onions and shit. After I watched it I
came away feeling that we could all lose weight by buying the Slap-Chop but
when the commercial was over and I thought it through it didn't make any
sense.

Vince is the absolute sales-shidizzle.






 
Date: 23 Jan 2009 10:55:33
From: Aodhan
Subject: Re: Vince fom Sham-Wow now has the Slap-Chop
> Vince is the absolute sales-shidizzle.

Especially since he is getting people talking about a product that's been
around for decades.

John

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Date: 23 Jan 2009 10:17:05
From: garycarson
Subject: Re: Vince fom Sham-Wow now has the Slap-Chop
On Jan 23 2009 3:33 AM, James L. Hankins wrote:

> What is it about this guy that makes me watch?

He reminds you of a potential client.

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Date: 23 Jan 2009 19:46:51
From: James L. Hankins
Subject: Re: Vince fom Sham-Wow now has the Slap-Chop

"garycarson" <garycarson@alumni.northwestern.edu > wrote in message
news:16ep46xp01.ln2@recgroups.com...
> On Jan 23 2009 3:33 AM, James L. Hankins wrote:
>
>> What is it about this guy that makes me watch?
>
> He reminds you of a potential client.



Heh.




 
Date: 23 Jan 2009 07:54:08
From: John_Brian_K
Subject: Re: Vince fom Sham-Wow now has the Slap-Chop
> Vince is the absolute sales-shidizzle.

He is nothing compared to Billy Mays.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE!

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You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious,
nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
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John

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Date: 23 Jan 2009 19:46:22
From: James L. Hankins
Subject: Re: Vince fom Sham-Wow now has the Slap-Chop

"John_Brian_K" <a7ecb57@webnntp.invalid > wrote in message
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>> Vince is the absolute sales-shidizzle.
>
> He is nothing compared to Billy Mays.
>
> HI BILLY MAYS HERE!



Ugh...Mays is loud and obnoxious. I always mute him. But I always watch
Vince. The lazy eye, the one-liners (linguini, martini, bikini), it's too
damn funny.




 
Date: 23 Jan 2009 05:18:48
From: MMelia
Subject: Re: Vince fom Sham-Wow now has the Slap-Chop
On Jan 23 2009 3:33 AM, James L. Hankins wrote:

> What is it about this guy that makes me watch? It's like he's trying to be
> a caricature of a sleazy pitchman but doesn't care. The Slap-Chop bit is
> just the coolest commercial ever.
>
> He tosses the old item over his shoulder without looking and nails it
> nothin'-but-net in the sink without missing a beat. And his one-liners are
> too good, talking about crying with onions and shit. After I watched it I
> came away feeling that we could all lose weight by buying the Slap-Chop but
> when the commercial was over and I thought it through it didn't make any
> sense.
>
> Vince is the absolute sales-shidizzle.

Lol. I like his one liner... "you're gonna love my nuts."

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Date: 23 Jan 2009 09:28:31
From: mccard
Subject: Re: Vince fom Sham-Wow now has the Slap-Chop

"MMelia" <a4f63df@webnntp.invalid > wrote in message
news:omso46x3au.ln2@recgroups.com...
> On Jan 23 2009 3:33 AM, James L. Hankins wrote:
>
>> What is it about this guy that makes me watch? It's like he's trying to
>> be
>> a caricature of a sleazy pitchman but doesn't care. The Slap-Chop bit is
>> just the coolest commercial ever.
>>
>> He tosses the old item over his shoulder without looking and nails it
>> nothin'-but-net in the sink without missing a beat. And his one-liners
>> are
>> too good, talking about crying with onions and shit. After I watched it
>> I
>> came away feeling that we could all lose weight by buying the Slap-Chop
>> but
>> when the commercial was over and I thought it through it didn't make any
>> sense.
>>
>> Vince is the absolute sales-shidizzle.
>
> Lol. I like his one liner... "you're gonna love my nuts."
>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs



  
Date: 23 Jan 2009 09:12:55
From: John B
Subject: Re: Vince fom Sham-Wow now has the Slap-Chop
So much better than that fingernails/blackboard voice that starts off
with, "Hi....Billy Mays here" !!!



   
Date: 23 Jan 2009 17:58:19
From: JOE
Subject: Re: Vince fom Sham-Wow now has the Slap-Chop


> So much better than that fingernails/blackboard voice that starts off
> with, "Hi....Billy Mays here" !!!

What....... You never bought the magic putty.

How about a pocket fisherman from Ron Popeil.
>