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Date: 07 Feb 2009 19:52:24
From: La Cosa Nostradamus
Subject: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
Anyone ever do it ? I just did and may post the email.

My mom will
sigh/laff/sigh/have to get my dad / laff at what a moron i am.
Atheism is drawing dead

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Date: 08 Feb 2009 20:42:53
From: Patti Beadles
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
Yes, I've told my mom I had a young girlfriend.

I've also introduced mom to both of the men I was dating...
at the same time. She never met the other two M-F-F triad
relationship that I was in, but I did tell her about it.

Let me assure you... you have it easy.

-Patti
--
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Date: 08 Feb 2009 20:12:35
From: La Cosa Nostradamus
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
On Feb 8 2009 3:42 PM, Patti Beadles wrote:

> Yes, I've told my mom I had a young girlfriend.
>
> I've also introduced mom to both of the men I was dating...
> at the same time. She never met the other two M-F-F triad
> relationship that I was in, but I did tell her about it.
>
> Let me assure you... you have it easy.
>
> -Patti
> --
> Patti Beadles, Oakland, CA


 
Date: 08 Feb 2009 06:59:55
From: FangBanger
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
On Feb 7 2009 9:52 PM, La Cosa Nostradamus wrote:

> Anyone ever do it ? I just did and may post the email.
>
> My mom will
> sigh/laff/sigh/have to get my dad / laff at what a moron i am.
> Atheism is drawing dead

That is a lot easier than telling Mom that Dad has a young GF


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Date: 08 Feb 2009 00:50:44
From: funky cold medina
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
On Feb 7, 7:52=A0pm, "La Cosa Nostradamus" <a6f4...@webnntp.invalid >
wrote:
> Anyone ever do it ? =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0I just did and may post th=
e email. =A0 =A0 =A0
>
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0My mom will
> sigh/laff/sigh/have to get my dad / laff at what a moron i am.
> Atheism is drawing dead
>
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How hard is it to keep her inflated? Do you have to blow her up every
night?


  
Date: 08 Feb 2009 11:31:11
From: La Cosa Nostradamus
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
On Feb 8 2009 3:50 AM, funky cold medina wrote:

> How hard is it to keep her inflated? Do you have to blow her up every
> night?
Thats sick, inflatibles are wayyyyy too old 4 me

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Date: 07 Feb 2009 21:20:13
From: Clave
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
"La Cosa Nostradamus" <a6f44ce@webnntp.invalid > wrote in message
news:og1266x8re.ln2@recgroups.com...
>
> Anyone ever do it ? I just did and may post the email.

Come back when you've told her dad.

Jim




  
Date: 07 Feb 2009 21:30:53
From: La Cosa Nostradamus
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
On Feb 8 2009 12:20 AM, Clave wrote:

> "La Cosa Nostradamus" <a6f44ce@webnntp.invalid> wrote in message
> news:og1266x8re.ln2@recgroups.com...
> >
> > Anyone ever do it ? I just did and may post the email.
>
> Come back when you've told her dad.
>
> Jim
I told her mom, mom is nice

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Date: 07 Feb 2009 20:37:26
From: La Cosa Nostradamus
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
How do i do this ? How do i get mom on board here ? Mom is always cool
about the interracial aspect but a 17 year spread is pushing it. Last one
mom knew of was imported from Asia and was a 3 year disaster, 3 yrs
younger. Had g/f barely legal but legal 23 year gap, she misrepresented
age repeatedly. short term romance and permanent friendship <3 u Leah {
never told parents ). Previous was 17 year stint with CIA bitch. Here is
the funny part. IT'S ALL TRUE. yeah, I'm not kidding. Dad wrote a
retirement program years ago. They dont hand me cash all the time but they
help me out of most jams that overwhelm me. My lady friend and I could
benefit immensely if my parents approve. For most of his career my dad
could get anything done. Anything at all. I was a brat and he got so much
fixed, holy cow, Thanks dad. Now listen you guys. I am hoping that you can
contain yourselves here with responses.My parents probably know a lot more
about these women than I have told them. My parents may see this or at
least they will be informed of it to some degree by persons not controlled
by me. Lay it on me kids. What do i do ?

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Date: 08 Feb 2009 07:35:39
From: XaQ Morphy
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
On Feb 7 2009 10:37 PM, La Cosa Nostradamus wrote:

> They dont hand me cash all the time but they
> help me out of most jams that overwhelm me.

Do they know that they are funding all of your online poker losses?

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Date: 08 Feb 2009 00:57:35
From: Irish Mike
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend

"La Cosa Nostradamus" <a6f44ce@webnntp.invalid > wrote in message
news:654266xg5f.ln2@recgroups.com...
> How do i do this ? How do i get mom on board here ? Mom is always cool
> about the interracial aspect but a 17 year spread is pushing it. Last one
> mom knew of was imported from Asia and was a 3 year disaster, 3 yrs
> younger. Had g/f barely legal but legal 23 year gap, she misrepresented
> age repeatedly. short term romance and permanent friendship <3 u Leah {
> never told parents ). Previous was 17 year stint with CIA bitch. Here is
> the funny part. IT'S ALL TRUE. yeah, I'm not kidding. Dad wrote a
> retirement program years ago. They dont hand me cash all the time but they
> help me out of most jams that overwhelm me. My lady friend and I could
> benefit immensely if my parents approve. For most of his career my dad
> could get anything done. Anything at all. I was a brat and he got so much
> fixed, holy cow, Thanks dad. Now listen you guys. I am hoping that you can
> contain yourselves here with responses.My parents probably know a lot more
> about these women than I have told them. My parents may see this or at
> least they will be informed of it to some degree by persons not controlled
> by me. Lay it on me kids. What do i do ?

Well, when she turns twelve you could pass her off as a Girl Scout you get
cookies from.

Irish Mike




  
Date: 07 Feb 2009 20:50:16
From: RGP Loner
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
On Feb 7 2009 9:37 PM, La Cosa Nostradamus wrote:

> How do i do this ? How do i get mom on board here ? Mom is always cool
> about the interracial aspect but a 17 year spread is pushing it. Last one
> mom knew of was imported from Asia and was a 3 year disaster, 3 yrs
> younger. Had g/f barely legal but legal 23 year gap, she misrepresented
> age repeatedly. short term romance and permanent friendship <3 u Leah {
> never told parents ). Previous was 17 year stint with CIA bitch. Here is
> the funny part. IT'S ALL TRUE. yeah, I'm not kidding. Dad wrote a
> retirement program years ago. They dont hand me cash all the time but they
> help me out of most jams that overwhelm me. My lady friend and I could
> benefit immensely if my parents approve. For most of his career my dad
> could get anything done. Anything at all. I was a brat and he got so much
> fixed, holy cow, Thanks dad. Now listen you guys. I am hoping that you can
> contain yourselves here with responses.My parents probably know a lot more
> about these women than I have told them. My parents may see this or at
> least they will be informed of it to some degree by persons not controlled
> by me. Lay it on me kids. What do i do ?

Hey,

Everybody; SKILZ IS IN LOVE. !!

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Date: 07 Feb 2009 20:56:26
From: La Cosa Nostradamus
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
On Feb 7 2009 11:50 PM, RGP Loner wrote:

> On Feb 7 2009 9:37 PM, La Cosa Nostradamus wrote:
>
> > How do i do this ? How do i get mom on board here ? Mom is always cool
> > about the interracial aspect but a 17 year spread is pushing it. Last one
> > mom knew of was imported from Asia and was a 3 year disaster, 3 yrs
> > younger. Had g/f barely legal but legal 23 year gap, she misrepresented
> > age repeatedly. short term romance and permanent friendship <3 u Leah {
> > never told parents ). Previous was 17 year stint with CIA bitch. Here is
> > the funny part. IT'S ALL TRUE. yeah, I'm not kidding. Dad wrote a
> > retirement program years ago. They dont hand me cash all the time but they
> > help me out of most jams that overwhelm me. My lady friend and I could
> > benefit immensely if my parents approve. For most of his career my dad
> > could get anything done. Anything at all. I was a brat and he got so much
> > fixed, holy cow, Thanks dad. Now listen you guys. I am hoping that you can
> > contain yourselves here with responses.My parents probably know a lot more
> > about these women than I have told them. My parents may see this or at
> > least they will be informed of it to some degree by persons not controlled
> > by me. Lay it on me kids. What do i do ?
>
> Hey,
>
> Everybody; SKILZ IS IN LOVE. !!
yes, it's true

Atheism is drawing dead

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Date: 07 Feb 2009 21:19:33
From: brewmaster
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
On Feb 7 2009 8:56 PM, La Cosa Nostradamus wrote:

> On Feb 7 2009 11:50 PM, RGP Loner wrote:
>
> > On Feb 7 2009 9:37 PM, La Cosa Nostradamus wrote:
> >
> > > How do i do this ? How do i get mom on board here ? Mom is always cool
> > > about the interracial aspect but a 17 year spread is pushing it. Last one
> > > mom knew of was imported from Asia and was a 3 year disaster, 3 yrs
> > > younger. Had g/f barely legal but legal 23 year gap, she misrepresented
> > > age repeatedly. short term romance and permanent friendship <3 u Leah {
> > > never told parents ). Previous was 17 year stint with CIA bitch. Here is
> > > the funny part. IT'S ALL TRUE. yeah, I'm not kidding. Dad wrote a
> > > retirement program years ago. They dont hand me cash all the time but
they
> > > help me out of most jams that overwhelm me. My lady friend and I could
> > > benefit immensely if my parents approve. For most of his career my dad
> > > could get anything done. Anything at all. I was a brat and he got so much
> > > fixed, holy cow, Thanks dad. Now listen you guys. I am hoping that you
can
> > > contain yourselves here with responses.My parents probably know a lot
more
> > > about these women than I have told them. My parents may see this or at
> > > least they will be informed of it to some degree by persons not
controlled
> > > by me. Lay it on me kids. What do i do ?
> >
> > Hey,
> >
> > Everybody; SKILZ IS IN LOVE. !!
> yes, it's true

Let her out of the closet. If you love her set her free...

>
> Atheism is drawing dead


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Date: 07 Feb 2009 20:19:02
From: RGP Loner
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
On Feb 7 2009 8:52 PM, La Cosa Nostradamus wrote:

> Anyone ever do it ? I just did and may post the email.
>
> My mom will
> sigh/laff/sigh/have to get my dad / laff at what a moron i am.
> Atheism is drawing dead



All of the above, then she silently cries to herself.

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Date: 07 Feb 2009 20:30:46
From: La Cosa Nostradamus
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
On Feb 7 2009 11:19 PM, RGP Loner wrote:

> On Feb 7 2009 8:52 PM, La Cosa Nostradamus wrote:
>
> > Anyone ever do it ? I just did and may post the email.
> >
> > My mom will
> > sigh/laff/sigh/have to get my dad / laff at what a moron i am.
> > Atheism is drawing dead
>
>
>
If she cries, i can assure you it is tears of laughter.


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Date: 07 Feb 2009 20:17:22
From: Abbey Johnsson
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
On Feb 7 2009 10:52 PM, La Cosa Nostradamus wrote:

> Anyone ever do it ? I just did and may post the email.
>
> My mom will
> sigh/laff/sigh/have to get my dad / laff at what a moron i am.
> Atheism is drawing dead


How old are you and how old is this girl you speak of ?

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Date: 07 Feb 2009 23:06:47
From: MZB
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
I pity the girl

Mel
"La Cosa Nostradamus" <a6f44ce@webnntp.invalid > wrote in message
news:og1266x8re.ln2@recgroups.com...
> Anyone ever do it ? I just did and may post the email.
>
> My mom will
> sigh/laff/sigh/have to get my dad / laff at what a moron i am.
> Atheism is drawing dead
>
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Date: 07 Feb 2009 23:25:27
From: A Man Beaten by Jacks
Subject: Re: Telling mom you have a young girlfriend
On Sat, 7 Feb 2009 23:06:47 -0500, "MZB" <moo@noway.prudigy.net >
wrote:

>I pity the girl

Should we be calling CPS?