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Date: 05 Jan 2009 11:25:08
From: Arlo-Payne
Subject: Sorry I am still alive
Auto post software screw up.
I was playing around with some auto posting software.
I am not sure why it posted.
Needless to say my sister did not find it funny.
For those of you that planned a party sorry but I am still on this side :)

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Date: 07 Jan 2009 08:22:53
From: John_Brian_K
Subject: Re: Sorry I am still alive
> Auto post software screw up.
> I was playing around with some auto posting software.
> I am not sure why it posted.
> Needless to say my sister did not find it funny.
> For those of you that planned a party sorry but I am still on this side :)

I have no idea what you are talking about, but I am glad your not dead!

:)

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You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious,
nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
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BOOM byae
John

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Date: 05 Jan 2009 20:42:56
From: risky biz
Subject: Re: Sorry I am still alive
On Jan 5 2009 12:25 PM, Arlo-Payne wrote:

> Auto post software screw up.
> I was playing around with some auto posting software.
> I am not sure why it posted.
> Needless to say my sister did not find it funny.
> For those of you that planned a party sorry but I am still on this side :)

It isn't a good idea to announce your own death, Arlo. Our God is a
jealous God. Beware.

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Date: 05 Jan 2009 22:07:21
From: poker widow
Subject: Re: Sorry I am still alive
Arlo,
anyone that does this has wished they could kill themselves at one time or
another. i know, been there. get help.. and everyone... he does seek
attention give him some brotherly love. save him! don't take him down.
lift him up ~ man tends to kick you when you are down. bad joke, yes i
agree, but the guy needs help.


On Jan 5 2009 11:42 PM, risky biz wrote:

> On Jan 5 2009 12:25 PM, Arlo-Payne wrote:
>
> > Auto post software screw up.
> > I was playing around with some auto posting software.
> > I am not sure why it posted.
> > Needless to say my sister did not find it funny.
> > For those of you that planned a party sorry but I am still on this side :)
>
> It isn't a good idea to announce your own death, Arlo. Our God is a
> jealous God. Beware.

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Date: 06 Jan 2009 01:34:50
From: Irish Mike
Subject: Re: Sorry I am still alive
I have seen a couple of suicides and believe that any one who really wants
to kill themselves can definitely get the job done. You just hope they have
the Christian decency not to take any one else with them. I saw a film clip
on the news a few years ago that struck me as a fairly efficient and
reliable approach. Guy took a loaded hand gun and went up on the roof of a
building that was (I'd estimate) about twenty stories high. He sat down on
the edge of the roof and stuck the gun in his mouth. Then he just rolled
forward off the roof and, at the same time, pulled the trigger. Task
accomplished.

Irish Mike


"poker widow" <a5be621@webnntp.invalid > wrote in message
news:p19b36x8ed.ln2@recgroups.com...
> Arlo,
> anyone that does this has wished they could kill themselves at one time or
> another. i know, been there. get help.. and everyone... he does seek
> attention give him some brotherly love. save him! don't take him down.
> lift him up ~ man tends to kick you when you are down. bad joke, yes i
> agree, but the guy needs help.
>
>
> On Jan 5 2009 11:42 PM, risky biz wrote:
>
>> On Jan 5 2009 12:25 PM, Arlo-Payne wrote:
>>
>> > Auto post software screw up.
>> > I was playing around with some auto posting software.
>> > I am not sure why it posted.
>> > Needless to say my sister did not find it funny.
>> > For those of you that planned a party sorry but I am still on this side
>> > :)
>>
>> It isn't a good idea to announce your own death, Arlo. Our God is a
>> jealous God. Beware.
>
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Date: 06 Jan 2009 07:31:31
From: FangBanger
Subject: Re: Sorry I am still alive
On Jan 6 2009 12:34 AM, Irish Mike wrote:

> I have seen a couple of suicides and believe that any one who really wants
> to kill themselves can definitely get the job done. You just hope they have
> the Christian decency not to take any one else with them. I saw a film clip
> on the news a few years ago that struck me as a fairly efficient and
> reliable approach. Guy took a loaded hand gun and went up on the roof of a
> building that was (I'd estimate) about twenty stories high. He sat down on
> the edge of the roof and stuck the gun in his mouth. Then he just rolled
> forward off the roof and, at the same time, pulled the trigger. Task
> accomplished.
>
> Irish Mike

are you referencing Craig Becker ?
>
>
> "poker widow" <a5be621@webnntp.invalid> wrote in message
> news:p19b36x8ed.ln2@recgroups.com...
> > Arlo,
> > anyone that does this has wished they could kill themselves at one time or
> > another. i know, been there. get help.. and everyone... he does seek
> > attention give him some brotherly love. save him! don't take him down.
> > lift him up ~ man tends to kick you when you are down. bad joke, yes i
> > agree, but the guy needs help.
> >
> >
> > On Jan 5 2009 11:42 PM, risky biz wrote:
> >
> >> On Jan 5 2009 12:25 PM, Arlo-Payne wrote:
> >>
> >> > Auto post software screw up.
> >> > I was playing around with some auto posting software.
> >> > I am not sure why it posted.
> >> > Needless to say my sister did not find it funny.
> >> > For those of you that planned a party sorry but I am still on this side
> >> > :)
> >>
> >> It isn't a good idea to announce your own death, Arlo. Our God is a
> >> jealous God. Beware.
> >


Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
Voltaire

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Date: 05 Jan 2009 23:05:04
From: Clave
Subject: Re: Sorry I am still alive
"Irish Mike" <mjostar@ameritech.net > wrote in message
news:WVC8l.1552$FM6.1417@flpi143.ffdc.sbc.com...
>I have seen a couple of suicides and believe that any one who really wants
>to kill themselves can definitely get the job done. You just hope they
>have the Christian decency not to take any one else with them. I saw a
>film clip on the news a few years ago that struck me as a fairly efficient
>and reliable approach. Guy took a loaded hand gun and went up on the roof
>of a building that was (I'd estimate) about twenty stories high. He sat
>down on the edge of the roof and stuck the gun in his mouth. Then he just
>rolled forward off the roof and, at the same time, pulled the trigger.
>Task accomplished.

Self-inflicted gunshot wounds are probably the most inconsiderate way to top
yourself there is. Indoors or out, what a mess for the rest of us to deal
with.

Second would be this guy:

http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/story.asp?sectioncode=1&storycode=42733&c=1

And honorable mention goes to:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,400221,00.html




 
Date: 05 Jan 2009 15:06:40
From: I eat donks
Subject: Re: Sorry I am still alive
On Jan 5 2009 7:25 PM, Arlo-Payne wrote:

> Auto post software screw up.
> I was playing around with some auto posting software.
> I am not sure why it posted.
> Needless to say my sister did not find it funny.
> For those of you that planned a party sorry but I am still on this side :)

If it was the first time that I've seen you post, I would say that you are
one hell of an attention seeker. How sick is that, faking your death for
attention? However, I think you just about deserve the benefit of the
doubt.

Anyway, welcome back to the land of the living (not sure if RGP could be
classed as that, but we'll let that pass on this happy occasion).


'So donkeys, come rally,
And the last hand let us raise!
The miracle suck-outs will tally,
And save the donkey race!'

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Date: 05 Jan 2009 11:39:06
From: Jason Pawloski
Subject: Re: Sorry I am still alive
On Jan 5 2009 12:25 PM, Arlo-Payne wrote:

> Auto post software screw up.
> I was playing around with some auto posting software.
> I am not sure why it posted.
> Needless to say my sister did not find it funny.
> For those of you that planned a party sorry but I am still on this side :)

I can't imagine a shittier thing to do than to post a fake death message.
I know, I know, you weren't smart enough to use the software and that
somehow makes it okay, as if your ignorance and incompetence is a great
shield or something. I'm just saying.

--
"Actually, I will read Jason's posts too. He's smart also." - Paul
Popinjay, 10/21/2007 (http://tinyurl.com/4bggyp)

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Date: 05 Jan 2009 11:30:05
From: charrison100
Subject: Re: Sorry I am still alive
On Jan 5 2009 2:25 PM, Arlo-Payne wrote:

> Auto post software screw up.
> I was playing around with some auto posting software.
> I am not sure why it posted.
> Needless to say my sister did not find it funny.
> For those of you that planned a party sorry but I am still on this side :)

Welcome back. Was there a bright light?

Chris

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