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Date: 07 Jan 2009 09:12:43
From: Jason Pawloski
Subject: Porsche Dan
Here's another one for you - Rusty Trumbone.

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Date: 07 Jan 2009 12:00:07
From: Porsche_Dan
Subject: Re: Porsche Dan
On Jan 7, 9:12=A0am, "Jason Pawloski" <a679...@webnntp.invalid > wrote:
> Here's another one for you - Rusty Trumbone.
>
> --
> "Actually, I will read Jason's posts too. =A0He's smart also." - Paul
> Popinjay, 10/21/2007 (http://tinyurl.com/4bggyp)
>
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Why is this even in Wikipedia for gods sake? And what is your
malfunction that you would even know this? Too many stinky Hitlers
when you were in college?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone

Rusty trombone is a euphemism for a sexual act in which a man stands
with his knees and back slightly bent, with feet at least shoulder
width apart in order to expose the anus.[1] The other partner
typically kneels behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching
up beneath the testicles or around the body to masturbate the man,
mimicking the motions of a trombone player.[1][2] The act is defined
primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the
combination of analingus with manual penile stimulation; however,
other positions and variations are possible.[2]


  
Date: 07 Jan 2009 20:08:33
From: MrBookworm
Subject: Mushy Biscuit
A game in which several males will have a contest masturbating on a
biscuit. The one who ejaculates last will lose, meaning he will have to
consume the biscuit.

Try this at your next home game...

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Date: 08 Jan 2009 17:51:24
From: James L. Hankins
Subject: Re: Mushy Biscuit

"MrBookworm" <a825b33@webnntp.invalid > wrote in message
news:1rag36xi9e.ln2@recgroups.com...
>A game in which several males will have a contest masturbating on a
> biscuit. The one who ejaculates last will lose, meaning he will have to
> consume the biscuit.
>
> Try this at your next home game...



Ewwww...these all-male circle jerks are something else that just puzzles me.
Never even considered shit like that when I was in school (or ever). Never
heard of it until I got to college.

How the hell does something like even start? Sounds gay as hell.




    
Date: 09 Jan 2009 15:08:27
From: Mark B [Diputsur]
Subject: Re: Mushy Biscuit

"James L. Hankins" <jhankins5@cox.net > wrote in message
news:0kw9l.4$E8.2@newsfe14.iad...
>
> "MrBookworm" <a825b33@webnntp.invalid> wrote in message
> news:1rag36xi9e.ln2@recgroups.com...
>>A game in which several males will have a contest masturbating on a
>> biscuit. The one who ejaculates last will lose, meaning he will have to
>> consume the biscuit.
>>
>> Try this at your next home game...
>
>
>
> Ewwww...these all-male circle jerks are something else that just puzzles
> me. Never even considered shit like that when I was in school (or ever).
> Never heard of it until I got to college.
>
> How the hell does something like even start? Sounds gay as hell.

Sometimes there's money involved...
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.gambling.poker/browse_thread/thread/bb3b91d2685027cc/59684f3564620162




   
Date: 07 Jan 2009 21:05:01
From: Steam
Subject: Re: Mushy Biscuit
On Jan 7 2009 8:08 PM, MrBookworm wrote:

> A game in which several males will have a contest masturbating on a
> biscuit. The one who ejaculates last will lose, meaning he will have to
> consume the biscuit.
>
> Try this at your next home game...

This thread is an abomination.

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Date: 08 Jan 2009 07:18:59
From: John_Brian_K
Subject: Re: Mushy Biscuit
> This thread is an abomination.

Very aptly named.

This thread is LOCKED!

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Date: 08 Jan 2009 13:16:11
From: Jason Pawloski
Subject: Re: Mushy Biscuit
On Jan 8 2009 8:18 AM, John_Brian_K wrote:

> > This thread is an abomination.
>
> Very aptly named.
>
> This thread is LOCKED!
>

You have no authority to do this, you jackass. I started the thread.
THREAD IS UNLOCKED.

By the way, Mushy Biscuit is a huge game in boarding schools in England. I
make it a point to ask every English male I meet if they've ever played
the game. None of them have been offended by the accusation yet.



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Date: 08 Jan 2009 18:07:36
From: FL Turbo
Subject: Re: Mushy Biscuit
On Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:16:11 -0800, "Jason Pawloski"
<a6794a4@webnntp.invalid > wrote:

>On Jan 8 2009 8:18 AM, John_Brian_K wrote:
>
>> > This thread is an abomination.
>>
>> Very aptly named.
>>
>> This thread is LOCKED!
>>
>
>You have no authority to do this, you jackass. I started the thread.
>THREAD IS UNLOCKED.
>
>By the way, Mushy Biscuit is a huge game in boarding schools in England. I
>make it a point to ask every English male I meet if they've ever played
>the game. None of them have been offended by the accusation yet.

They were probably trying too hard to keep from LOLing at another
gullible Yank who bought the story.


  
Date: 07 Jan 2009 14:04:44
From: Porsche_Dan
Subject: Re: Porsche Dan
On Jan 7, 4:00=A0pm, "Aodhan" <a1...@webnntp.invalid > wrote:
> > What is this some kind of grossout battle?
>
> > I have 2 and will declare myself the winner.
>
> > 1. =A0Clili dog
> > 2. =A0hot plate
>
> Please. You aren't even in the ballpark.
>
> 1. Filching
> 2. Mungeing (The corpse type, not the password stuff)
>
> John

What's for lunch?





   
Date: 07 Jan 2009 17:54:13
From: Clave
Subject: Re: Porsche Dan
"Porsche_Dan" <Porsche.Dan@gmail.com > wrote in message
news:409060d7-b6e7-4143-bd80-8ca87da9db73@35g2000pry.googlegroups.com...
On Jan 7, 4:00 pm, "Aodhan" <a1...@webnntp.invalid > wrote:
> > What is this some kind of grossout battle?
>
> > I have 2 and will declare myself the winner.
>
> > 1. Clili dog
> > 2. hot plate
>
> Please. You aren't even in the ballpark.
>
> 1. Filching
> 2. Mungeing (The corpse type, not the password stuff)
>
> John

What's for lunch?
============================================

Who wants chowder?

Jim




   
Date: 07 Jan 2009 14:24:14
From: Aodhan
Subject: Re: Porsche Dan
On Jan 7 2009 3:04 PM, Porsche_Dan wrote:

> On Jan 7, 4:00 pm, "Aodhan" <a1...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> > > What is this some kind of grossout battle?
> >
> > > I have 2 and will declare myself the winner.
> >
> > > 1. Clili dog
> > > 2. hot plate
> >
> > Please. You aren't even in the ballpark.
> >
> > 1. Filching
> > 2. Mungeing (The corpse type, not the password stuff)
> >
> > John
>
> What's for lunch?

;-)

John

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Date: 07 Jan 2009 12:59:19
From: CincinnatiKid
Subject: Re: Porsche Dan
On Jan 7 2009 3:00 PM, Porsche_Dan wrote:

> On Jan 7, 9:12 am, "Jason Pawloski" <a679...@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> > Here's another one for you - Rusty Trumbone.
> >
> > --
> > "Actually, I will read Jason's posts too.  He's smart also." - Paul
> > Popinjay, 10/21/2007 (http://tinyurl.com/4bggyp)
> >
> Why is this even in Wikipedia for gods sake? And what is your
> malfunction that you would even know this? Too many stinky Hitlers
> when you were in college?
>
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone
>
> Rusty trombone is a euphemism for a sexual act in which a man stands
> with his knees and back slightly bent, with feet at least shoulder
> width apart in order to expose the anus.[1] The other partner
> typically kneels behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching
> up beneath the testicles or around the body to masturbate the man,
> mimicking the motions of a trombone player.[1][2] The act is defined
> primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the
> combination of analingus with manual penile stimulation; however,
> other positions and variations are possible.[2]

Cincinnati Bow-tie

When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down
and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called
"cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.

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Date: 07 Jan 2009 13:21:18
From: John_Brian_K
Subject: Re: Porsche Dan
> Cincinnati Bow-tie

What is this some kind of grossout battle?

I have 2 and will declare myself the winner.

1. Clili dog
2. hot plate

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Date: 07 Jan 2009 14:00:57
From: Aodhan
Subject: Re: Porsche Dan
> What is this some kind of grossout battle?
>
> I have 2 and will declare myself the winner.
>
> 1. Clili dog
> 2. hot plate

Please. You aren't even in the ballpark.

1. Filching
2. Mungeing (The corpse type, not the password stuff)

John

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Date: 07 Jan 2009 14:03:51
From: John_Brian_K
Subject: Re: Porsche Dan
> > 1. Clili dog
> > 2. hot plate
>
> Please. You aren't even in the ballpark.
>
> 1. Filching
> 2. Mungeing (The corpse type, not the password stuff)
>
> John

I thought it was felching?

Either way that one makes me want to vomit right now thinking of it.

But you cannot say "I am not even in the ballpark"

Shitting on a womans chest and then titty fucking her and placing a piece
of saran wrap over your face and letting someone shit on you are
DEFINETELY 'in the ballpark'

lol

gross!

The last one I do not know and based off the description I do not want to
know.

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Date: 07 Jan 2009 14:07:12
From: Aodhan
Subject: Re: Porsche Dan
> I thought it was felching?

Spelling variants.

> Shitting on a womans chest and then titty fucking her and placing a piece
> of saran wrap over your face and letting someone shit on you are
> DEFINETELY 'in the ballpark'

Hrm. Ok, there is shitting on someones face covered in saran wrap. Then
there is taking a two week old corpse, putting your mouth over theirs
while someone jumps on their stomach to expel liquified organs into your
mouth.

Shitting on the face isn't even in the same league.

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Date: 07 Jan 2009 17:47:38
From: James L. Hankins
Subject: Re: Porsche Dan

"Aodhan" <a169b@webnntp.invalid > wrote in message
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>Then there is taking a two week old corpse, putting your mouth over theirs
> while someone jumps on their stomach to expel liquified organs into your
> mouth.


Good lord. I thought I was beyond being grossed out, but that just about
did it.




        
Date: 08 Jan 2009 08:58:38
From: da pickle
Subject: Re: Porsche Dan
"James L. Hankins"

> Good lord. I thought I was beyond being grossed out, but that just about
> did it.

Just about?

These "abnormal" activities are enjoyed by a minority of people that are
apparently biologically inclined to be predisposed to this sort of
enjoyment. There is no reason to belittle them (discriminate against them?)
because you personally find their actions "gross."

Why should we have to wear clothes at all? I see a new civil rights issue!




         
Date: 08 Jan 2009 07:33:00
From: Aodhan
Subject: Re: Porsche Dan
> > Good lord. I thought I was beyond being grossed out, but that just about
> > did it.
>
> Just about?
>
> These "abnormal" activities are enjoyed by a minority of people that are
> apparently biologically inclined to be predisposed to this sort of
> enjoyment. There is no reason to belittle them (discriminate against them?)
> because you personally find their actions "gross."

Uhm....I don't see anyone belittling anyone. Being grossed out by a
description of an action doesn't constitute a condemnation of the people
that enjoy it.

But you are right that there are people inclined towards all sorts of
things. One of the truest movie quotes I remember came from the movie 8mm
(About snuff films), towards the end the guy says "I could be your
neighbor. I'm just like you, I just like to watch people die" (Not exact,
it's been a long time since I've seen the movie)

John

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Date: 08 Jan 2009 07:44:25
From: John_Brian_K
Subject: Re: Porsche Dan
> But you are right that there are people inclined towards all sorts of
> things. One of the truest movie quotes I remember came from the movie 8mm
> (About snuff films), towards the end the guy says "I could be your
> neighbor. I'm just like you, I just like to watch people die" (Not exact,
> it's been a long time since I've seen the movie)
>
> John

Machine: What were you expecting? An animal?

Creepy little dude living with his mother who is also a religious nut.

hmmmmm

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Date: 07 Jan 2009 13:48:31
From: Jason Pawloski
Subject: Re: Porsche Dan
On Jan 7 2009 2:21 PM, John_Brian_K wrote:

> > Cincinnati Bow-tie
>
> What is this some kind of grossout battle?
>
> I have 2 and will declare myself the winner.
>
> 1. Clili dog
> 2. hot plate
>
> ========================================
> You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious,
> nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
> ========
> BOOM byae
> John

Ugggggggggh. I hadn't heard of either of those. They are both similar to
the Cleveland Steamer though.

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