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Date: 07 Jan 2009 13:39:27
From: Gene Stonerly
Subject: Poker is the Game of SATAN!!!
Poker is an evil game and it was invented by SATAN. If you play it,
you will go to HELL and you will BURN in HELL for all eternity.

So better give up this GAME of EVIL and come back to Christianity!!!

GOD wants you to stop playing Poker!!! NOW!!!




 
Date: 09 Jan 2009 20:05:41
From: pixelfreak
Subject: Re: Poker is the Game of SATAN!!!
On 2009-01-07 13:39:27 -0800, Gene Stonerly <stolen_energy@yahoo.com > said:

> Poker is an evil game and it was invented by SATAN. If you play it,
> you will go to HELL and you will BURN in HELL for all eternity.
>
> So better give up this GAME of EVIL and come back to Christianity!!!
>
> GOD wants you to stop playing Poker!!! NOW!!!

Well, isn't that special..
--

thepixelfreak



 
Date: 09 Jan 2009 04:16:27
From: Deadmoney Walking
Subject: Re: Poker is the Game of SATAN!!!
On Jan 7, 4:39=A0pm, Gene Stonerly <stolen_ene...@yahoo.com > wrote:
> Poker is an evil game and it was invented by SATAN. If you play it,
> you will go to HELL and you will BURN in HELL for all eternity.
>
> So better give up this GAME of EVIL and come back to Christianity!!!
>
> GOD wants you to stop playing Poker!!! NOW!!!

Satan was said to be clever, poker players just don't cut it.


 
Date: 09 Jan 2009 01:06:36
From: funky cold medina
Subject: Re: Poker is the Game of SATAN!!!
On Jan 8, 4:00=A0pm, Joe Long <nos...@spam.com > wrote:
> Gene Stonerly wrote:
> > Poker is an evil game and it was invented by SATAN. If you play it,
> > you will go to HELL and you will BURN in HELL for all eternity.
>
> > So better give up this GAME of EVIL and come back to Christianity!!!
>
> > GOD wants you to stop playing Poker!!! NOW!!!
>
> I used to play in a poker game with God, but He sucked out on every hand.
>
> --
> Joe Long aka ChipRider
> Somewhere on the Range

Personally, I found he put too much value on suited connectors. Sees
way too many flops.

His blinds play leaves a little to be desired too.

He does know how to exploit premium hands for max value though - -
I'll give him that.


 
Date: 09 Jan 2009 00:51:54
From: Pepe Papon
Subject: Re: Poker is the Game of SATAN!!!
On Wed, 7 Jan 2009 13:39:27 -0800 (PST), Gene Stonerly
<stolen_energy@yahoo.com > wrote:

>Poker is an evil game and it was invented by SATAN. If you play it,
>you will go to HELL and you will BURN in HELL for all eternity.
>
>So better give up this GAME of EVIL and come back to Christianity!!!
>
>GOD wants you to stop playing Poker!!! NOW!!!

Well, dang, that explains all the bad beats.


 
Date: 08 Jan 2009 17:00:53
From: Joe Long
Subject: Re: Poker is the Game of SATAN!!!
Gene Stonerly wrote:
> Poker is an evil game and it was invented by SATAN. If you play it,
> you will go to HELL and you will BURN in HELL for all eternity.
>
> So better give up this GAME of EVIL and come back to Christianity!!!
>
> GOD wants you to stop playing Poker!!! NOW!!!

I used to play in a poker game with God, but He sucked out on every hand.


--
Joe Long aka ChipRider
Somewhere on the Range


 
Date: 08 Jan 2009 04:36:38
From: risky biz
Subject: Re: Poker is the Game of SATAN!!!
On Jan 7 2009 2:39 PM, Gene Stonerly wrote:

> Poker is an evil game and it was invented by SATAN. If you play it,
> you will go to HELL and you will BURN in HELL for all eternity.

He's always been a producer when he sat in my games.

And why do some women want to call God a she but never Satan?

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Date: 08 Jan 2009 01:56:15
From: Peg Smith
Subject: Re: Poker is the Game of SATAN!!!
On Wed, 7 Jan 2009 13:39:27 -0800 (PST), Gene Stonerly
<stolen_energy@yahoo.com > wrote:

>Poker is an evil game and it was invented by SATAN. If you play it,
>you will go to HELL and you will BURN in HELL for all eternity.
>
>So better give up this GAME of EVIL and come back to Christianity!!!
>
>GOD wants you to stop playing Poker!!! NOW!!!

So, how much did you lose?

Peg


 
Date: 07 Jan 2009 20:33:24
From: Irish Mike
Subject: Re: Poker is the Game of SATAN!!!

"Gene Stonerly" <stolen_energy@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:de30346a-4a16-43df-967e-001be9c15a93@o4g2000pra.googlegroups.com...
> Poker is an evil game and it was invented by SATAN. If you play it,
> you will go to HELL and you will BURN in HELL for all eternity.
>
> So better give up this GAME of EVIL and come back to Christianity!!!
>
> GOD wants you to stop playing Poker!!! NOW!!!

"GOD wants you to stop playing Poker!!! NOW!!!

I have to admit I've had runs where it sure as hell seemed that way.

Irish Mike




 
Date: 07 Jan 2009 13:57:18
From: Porsche_Dan
Subject: Re: Poker is the Game of SATAN!!!
On Jan 7, 3:39=A0pm, Gene Stonerly <stolen_ene...@yahoo.com > wrote:
> Poker is an evil game and it was invented by SATAN. If you play it,
> you will go to HELL and you will BURN in HELL for all eternity.
>
> So better give up this GAME of EVIL and come back to Christianity!!!
>
> GOD wants you to stop playing Poker!!! NOW!!!

Other posts from this fine gentleman:

Newsgroups: rec.aquaria.marine.reefs, alt.cooking.chefs
From: Gene Stonerly <stolen_ene...@yahoo.com >
Date: Wed, 7 Jan 2009 13:37:00 -0800 (PST)
Subject: A gay shark raped me!!!
Reply


  
Date: 07 Jan 2009 22:02:33
From: Wayno
Subject: Re: Poker is the Game of SATAN!!!
On Jan 7 2009 3:57 PM, Porsche_Dan wrote:

> On Jan 7, 3:39 pm, Gene Stonerly wrote:


> > GOD wants you to stop playing Poker!!! NOW!!!


It sounds like God wants Gene to get his ass-ignorant self out of the
shark tank.

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Date: 07 Jan 2009 14:02:09
From: Jason Pawloski
Subject: Re: Poker is the Game of SATAN!!!
On Jan 7 2009 2:39 PM, Gene Stonerly wrote:

> Poker is an evil game and it was invented by SATAN. If you play it,
> you will go to HELL and you will BURN in HELL for all eternity.
>
> So better give up this GAME of EVIL and come back to Christianity!!!
>
> GOD wants you to stop playing Poker!!! NOW!!!

Without looking at headers, I'd guess doggystyle.

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Popinjay, 10/21/2007 (http://tinyurl.com/4bggyp)

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Date: 07 Jan 2009 21:25:09
From: risky biz
Subject: Re: Poker is the Game of SATAN!!!
On Jan 7 2009 3:02 PM, Jason Pawloski wrote:

> On Jan 7 2009 2:39 PM, Gene Stonerly wrote:
>
> > Poker is an evil game and it was invented by SATAN. If you play it,
> > you will go to HELL and you will BURN in HELL for all eternity.
> >
> > So better give up this GAME of EVIL and come back to Christianity!!!
> >
> > GOD wants you to stop playing Poker!!! NOW!!!
>
> Without looking at headers, I'd guess doggystyle.

Jeez, are you kidding? It's obviously popinjay.

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Date: 07 Jan 2009 14:05:14
From: Aodhan
Subject: Re: Poker is the Game of SATAN!!!
On Jan 7 2009 3:02 PM, Jason Pawloski wrote:

> On Jan 7 2009 2:39 PM, Gene Stonerly wrote:
>
> > Poker is an evil game and it was invented by SATAN. If you play it,
> > you will go to HELL and you will BURN in HELL for all eternity.
> >
> > So better give up this GAME of EVIL and come back to Christianity!!!
> >
> > GOD wants you to stop playing Poker!!! NOW!!!
>
> Without looking at headers, I'd guess doggystyle.

I bet the people in alt.cooking.chefs appreciate the warning about poker,
though...

And I don't think doggy is clever enough for the anagram of the name from
the email addy.

John

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