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Date: 21 Feb 2009 07:08:47
From: joeturn
Subject: Nobel Prizes Galore Or Genius in a bottle?
Ok onto recovery,. I dont know why I even want a Noble Prize but maybe
its like a booey button?

The New World Order of Automakers will soon convert their assemble
lines into mass producing Noble Prizes!!

Thats right you read it here first folks! I have been in negotiations
with Oculate mom and her doctor!!.. I have realized the path to
Nobeldome is only a click away!!

Just think if the world we live in was ran by genius instead of greed
how simple mined we all could be!!

I have began setting up a webbsite to offer my short cummings to
science!! With an IQ of 145,it is a sinch,that the next gereration
wont have to go down the wrong path again!!

Selling my sperm to the deserving will put an immediate halt on piss
poor leadership!!! Think about it! Popping out a whole basketball team
of gurus to be rared and groomed to be World Leaders!

I would like to personally be able to decide if each recipient should
be privately or artificially insemulated! I've always thought myself
to be a hands on man!!

WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD<I;-)




 
Date: 21 Feb 2009 16:23:34
From: joeturn
Subject: Re: Nobel Prizes Galore Or Genius in a bottle?


Satire?

Now Turbo them long spun words were designed to throw the World of
Ordinary(IQ116is) out of kilter!

Do you realize that an outrageous number of people that come across
the word Satire and not respond will put the Conspiracy back into
ideology??They cant explain it so as not to appear stupid they ignor
it!!

Dont you feel you should be able to ride this Glorybound Train for
free and not put forth any effort to cash in on its rewards!! I have
opted to help you out here soo you can go back to sleep while
everything is put on autopilot!

You wont even be awakened by a bump in the road!!

Now that we have exploited Satireday lets move on to Sundieday<I;-)

Limitations??
Their will be no limitations!! Think Matrix!
Hitler was backing the wrong pony!

Had he went after the most Stupid instead of tring to blame
Depopulation on the religously inclined!

Think of the out come We The People would have been mega rich by now$$$
$$$$$$$$$$

We would be using microwave and lasar technology in the hospitals
instead of medicine!!

Ever wonder where all that blood goes?? Ever few minutes there will be
a technician sent to extract more blood from you!!They use it for stem
cell research and sell it abroad!! The Red Coss is about to go
bankrupt!

Rich man Poorman Beggar man Thief: Doctor Lawyer Indian Chief


 
Date: 21 Feb 2009 09:46:39
From:
Subject: Re: Nobel Prizes Galore Or Genius in a bottle?
On Feb 21, 9:08 am, joeturn <joeturn2...@yahoo.com > wrote:
> Ok onto recovery,. I dont know why I even want a Noble Prize but maybe
> its like a booey button?
>
> The New World Order of Automakers will soon convert their assemble
> lines into mass producing Noble Prizes!!
>
> Thats right you read it here first folks! I have been in negotiations
> with Oculate mom and her doctor!!.. I have realized the path to
> Nobeldome is only a click away!!
>
> Just think if the world we live in was ran by genius instead of greed
> how simple mined we all could be!!
>
> I have began setting up a webbsite to offer my short cummings to
> science!! With an IQ of 145,it is a sinch,that the next gereration
> wont have to go down the wrong path again!!
>
> Selling my sperm to the deserving will put an immediate halt on piss
> poor leadership!!! Think about it! Popping out a whole basketball team
> of gurus to be rared and groomed to be World Leaders!
>
> I would like to personally be able to decide if each recipient should
> be privately or artificially insemulated! I've always thought myself
> to be a hands on man!!
>
> WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD<I;-)



a man has got to know his limitations.




bo dark.


 
Date: 21 Feb 2009 10:08:42
From: FL Turbo
Subject: Re: Nobel Prizes Galore Or Genius in a bottle?
On Sat, 21 Feb 2009 07:08:47 -0800 (PST), joeturn
<joeturn2000@yahoo.com > wrote:

>Ok onto recovery,. I dont know why I even want a Noble Prize but maybe
>its like a booey button?
>
>The New World Order of Automakers will soon convert their assemble
>lines into mass producing Noble Prizes!!
>
>Thats right you read it here first folks! I have been in negotiations
>with Oculate mom and her doctor!!.. I have realized the path to
>Nobeldome is only a click away!!
>
>Just think if the world we live in was ran by genius instead of greed
>how simple mined we all could be!!
>
>I have began setting up a webbsite to offer my short cummings to
>science!! With an IQ of 145,it is a sinch,that the next gereration
>wont have to go down the wrong path again!!
>
>Selling my sperm to the deserving will put an immediate halt on piss
>poor leadership!!! Think about it! Popping out a whole basketball team
>of gurus to be rared and groomed to be World Leaders!
>
>I would like to personally be able to decide if each recipient should
>be privately or artificially insemulated! I've always thought myself
>to be a hands on man!!
>
> WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD<I;-)

Now you're talkin'

At long last, a post from you that is identifiable as satire.