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Date: 24 Jan 2009 11:10:47
From: RussGeorgiev@aol.com
Subject: Job Wanted-----Russ G
My Rezimay

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the paper. I can type
real kwik wit one finggar and do sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole person. Pepole really
seam to respond good to me.

I'm lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it Kant be 2 complikaited

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a job Bcuz of my
persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat
you think that I am wurth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May McBiggins

PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.



Beautiful girl was here




Employer's response:

Dear Peggy May,

Please start on Monday. We have spell check.










 
Date: 24 Jan 2009 15:16:57
From: MrBookworm
Subject: Re: Job Wanted-----Russ G
My favorite line from Charlie Wilson's War on hiring good looking ladies
to staff his office:

“Congressman Wilson says, ‘You can teach ‘em to type, but you can’t teach
‘em to grow tits!’”

Dean

"First of all, I cannot see Bookworm's post in my newsreader. Probably
just as well, he annoys the fuck out of me anyway." PP - Dec 29, 2008

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Date: 24 Jan 2009 11:24:59
From: XaQ Morphy
Subject: Re: Job Wanted-----Russ G
On Jan 24 2009 1:10 PM, RussGeorgiev@aol.com wrote:

> My Rezimay
>
> Deer Sur,
>
> I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the paper. I can type
> real kwik wit one finggar and do sum Acounting 2.
>
> I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole person. Pepole really
> seam to respond good to me.
>
> I'm lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it Kant be 2 complikaited
>
> My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a job Bcuz of my
> persinalety.
>
> My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat
> you think that I am wurth,
>
> I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore anser.
>
> Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.
>
> Sinseerly,
>
> Peggy May McBiggins
>
> PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.

Hey Russ, nice to see you finally found someone to proofread your RGP
posts. I for one am looking forward to this much welcome change.

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Morphy
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obfuscating what's going on." --Official RGP Mantra

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