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Date: 15 Feb 2009 12:43:44
From: IHeartWuzzy
Subject: Email from paul
From: Paul Popinjay <paulpopinjay@sbcglobal.net >

To: IHeartWuzzy <IHW@imreallypaupopinjaytalkingtomyself.com >

Subject: Should I post this?

2/15/2009


Hey esť, wassup...

I took some heat over the veracity of my "Elizabeth Montgomery" post, but
I swear on a stack of Full Tilt cards Skillz just sent me that it was ALL
TRUE.

Here's another true tale from the Popinjayster... but, given that some on
RGP don't appreciate my greatness, I'm not sure I should grace them with
this particular gem.

What say you, esť? (true story below)

********************************************************

This is a true story, and I thought RGP might find it interesting.

My Day with Marilyn Chambers
-by Paul Popinjay

Do you remember Marilyn Chambers? She was the actress who screwed, blewed
and tattooed everyone in the porn classic, "Behind the Green Door".

Well, one day, when a young Popinjay was, oh, I dunno, maybe 6 or 7 years
old, I lived a few apartment buildings down the street from this
Laundromat from where Marilyn Chambers did her laundry. She always used
Ivory Snow. This was way before she showed up on their box, before anyone
knew her famous "box" tween her legs. Anyway, I remember one afternoon,
me and another kid were standing in front of the Laundromat, just kinda
playing pocket-pool. I think some man pulled up (John Holmes?), parked
his car, did some lines, and went into the Laundromat. My friend and I
both started calling him 'Johnny Wadd' or something like that, and we both
laughed and laughed and thought that was quite cute. But apparently that
wasn't enough for us, because I think we sat there for maybe 20 more
minutes,yelling "WONDERLAND, WONDERLAND!", and just cracking up. Anyway,
after about 20 minutes, Marilyn Chambers finally came out and blew us.

The End

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Date: 15 Feb 2009 18:00:47
From: FangBanger
Subject: Re: Email from paul
On Feb 15 2009 2:43 PM, IHeartWuzzy wrote:

> From: Paul Popinjay <paulpopinjay@sbcglobal.net>
>
> To: IHeartWuzzy <IHW@imreallypaupopinjaytalkingtomyself.com>
>
> Subject: Should I post this?
>
> 2/15/2009
>
>
> Hey esť, wassup...
>
> I took some heat over the veracity of my "Elizabeth Montgomery" post, but
> I swear on a stack of Full Tilt cards Skillz just sent me that it was ALL
> TRUE.
>
> Here's another true tale from the Popinjayster... but, given that some on
> RGP don't appreciate my greatness, I'm not sure I should grace them with
> this particular gem.
>
> What say you, esť? (true story below)
>
> ********************************************************
>
> This is a true story, and I thought RGP might find it interesting.
>
> My Day with Marilyn Chambers
> -by Paul Popinjay
>
> Do you remember Marilyn Chambers? She was the actress who screwed, blewed
> and tattooed everyone in the porn classic, "Behind the Green Door".
>
> Well, one day, when a young Popinjay was, oh, I dunno, maybe 6 or 7 years
> old, I lived a few apartment buildings down the street from this
> Laundromat from where Marilyn Chambers did her laundry. She always used
> Ivory Snow. This was way before she showed up on their box, before anyone
> knew her famous "box" tween her legs. Anyway, I remember one afternoon,
> me and another kid were standing in front of the Laundromat, just kinda
> playing pocket-pool. I think some man pulled up (John Holmes?), parked
> his car, did some lines, and went into the Laundromat. My friend and I
> both started calling him 'Johnny Wadd' or something like that, and we both
> laughed and laughed and thought that was quite cute. But apparently that
> wasn't enough for us, because I think we sat there for maybe 20 more
> minutes,yelling "WONDERLAND, WONDERLAND!", and just cracking up. Anyway,
> after about 20 minutes, Marilyn Chambers finally came out and blew us.
>
> The End

The Wonderland incident was about 15 years after she got the Ivory Snow
thingy .. but I believe you !!


Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
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Date: 16 Feb 2009 11:57:48
From: BeaForoni
Subject: Re: Email from paul
On Feb 16, 12:17=A0am, "Paul Popinjay" <paulpopin...@sbcglobal.net >
wrote:
> "FangBanger" <a29b...@webnntp.invalid> wrote in message
>
> news:fvtm66x2tm.ln2@recgroups.com...
>
>
>
> > The Wonderland incident was about 15 years after she got the Ivory Snow
> > thingy .. but I believe you !!
>
> I don't even know what the Wonderland incident is. =A0But hey look,
> Fangbanger, I've had about enough of IHeartWuzzy's shit. =A0Please don't
> encourage him. =A0The guy is getting on my nerves.

I used to go to Wonderland Drive all the time in my cab. I'm pretty
sure Moonbeam Brown and his squeeze Linda R. lived on the same street.
I did some runs out of there I would never share on-line, but I'll
tell you, life was good back then. Qualudes and non-addictive (ha)
powder coka and black beauties. Its a wonder I can remember any of it.


   
Date: 16 Feb 2009 22:47:02
From: FangBanger
Subject: Re: Email from paul
Beafster ?

Did you know Black Gary or Eldon ?

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Date: 16 Feb 2009 22:44:09
From: FangBanger
Subject: Re: Email from paul
On Feb 16 2009 1:57 PM, BeaForoni wrote:

> On Feb 16, 12:17†am, "Paul Popinjay" <paulpopin...@sbcglobal.net>
> wrote:
> > "FangBanger" <a29b...@webnntp.invalid> wrote in message
> >
> > news:fvtm66x2tm.ln2@recgroups.com...
> >
> >
> >
> > > The Wonderland incident was about 15 years after she got the Ivory Snow
> > > thingy .. but I believe you !!
> >
> > I don't even know what the Wonderland incident is. †But hey look,
> > Fangbanger, I've had about enough of IHeartWuzzy's shit. †Please don't
> > encourage him. †The guy is getting on my nerves.
>
> I used to go to Wonderland Drive all the time in my cab. I'm pretty
> sure Moonbeam Brown and his squeeze Linda R. lived on the same street.
> I did some runs out of there I would never share on-line, but I'll
> tell you, life was good back then. Qualudes and non-addictive (ha)
> powder coka and black beauties. Its a wonder I can remember any of it.

RJS - 357 ??


Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
Voltaire

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Date: 16 Feb 2009 12:16:55
From: John_Brian_K
Subject: Re: Email from paul
> I used to go to Wonderland Drive all the time in my cab. I'm pretty
> sure Moonbeam Brown and his squeeze Linda R. lived on the same street.
> I did some runs out of there I would never share on-line, but I'll
> tell you, life was good back then. Qualudes and non-addictive (ha)
> powder coka and black beauties. Its a wonder I can remember any of it.

This sure explains alot.

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nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
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Date: 16 Feb 2009 00:17:53
From: Paul Popinjay
Subject: Re: Email from paul
"FangBanger" <a29bed1@webnntp.invalid > wrote in message
news:fvtm66x2tm.ln2@recgroups.com...

>
> The Wonderland incident was about 15 years after she got the Ivory Snow
> thingy .. but I believe you !!
>


I don't even know what the Wonderland incident is. But hey look,
Fangbanger, I've had about enough of IHeartWuzzy's shit. Please don't
encourage him. The guy is getting on my nerves.




   
Date: 16 Feb 2009 09:47:17
From: IHeartWuzzy
Subject: Re: Email from paul
On Feb 16 2009 3:17 AM, Paul Popinjay wrote:

> "FangBanger" <a29bed1@webnntp.invalid> wrote in message
> news:fvtm66x2tm.ln2@recgroups.com...
>
> >
> > The Wonderland incident was about 15 years after she got the Ivory Snow
> > thingy .. but I believe you !!
> >
>
>
> I don't even know what the Wonderland incident is.

You don't even know that you saw some random woman and erroneously thought
she was Elizabeth Montgomery either, so......

> But hey look, Fangbanger, I've had about enough of IHeartWuzzy's shit.
Please don't
> encourage him. The guy is getting on my nerves.

Maybe you should stop emailing me then... ya ever think of THAT, numbnuts?

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Date: 15 Feb 2009 12:52:29
From: Paul Popinjay
Subject: Re: Email from paul
"IHeartWuzzy" <a55120d@webnntp.invalid > wrote in message
news:0dbm66x9hk.ln2@recgroups.com...

> Anyway,
> after about 20 minutes, Marilyn Chambers finally came out and blew us.
>


I was 6, you idiot. I wasn't blowable yet.




  
Date: 15 Feb 2009 19:49:46
From: risky biz
Subject: Re: Email from paul
On Feb 15 2009 1:52 PM, Paul Popinjay wrote:

> "IHeartWuzzy" <a55120d@webnntp.invalid> wrote in message
> news:0dbm66x9hk.ln2@recgroups.com...
>
> > Anyway,
> > after about 20 minutes, Marilyn Chambers finally came out and blew us.
> >
>
>
> I was 6, you idiot. I wasn't blowable yet.

Way to go, anyway, Paul, for tryin'.

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Date: 15 Feb 2009 13:18:08
From: IHeartWuzzy
Subject: Re: Email from paul
On Feb 15 2009 3:52 PM, Paul Popinjay wrote:

> "IHeartWuzzy" <a55120d@webnntp.invalid> wrote in message
> news:0dbm66x9hk.ln2@recgroups.com...
>
> > Anyway,
> > after about 20 minutes, Marilyn Chambers finally came out and blew us.
> >
>
>
> I was 6, you idiot. I wasn't blowable yet.

Apparently you've never been*... so, what's your point?


*On June 25th, 2007 Paul Popinjay wrote/confessed:

"I was born with an exceptionally small penis."

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