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Date: 06 Jan 2009 16:23:02
From: Porsche_Dan
Subject: Donkey Punch
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This term was used during the RGP games, sounds funny but according to
Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch
Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal
[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The
purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the
receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in
boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly
causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase
the pleasure of the penetrating partner.[2] When used, the donkey
punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm
of the penetrating partner.[3]
How did I learn this you ask? I happen to say Donkey Punch out loud
when I busted someone who thought 2P was good on a flush and str8
board, someone typed it in chat. My son gave me a funny look and asked
if I knew what it meant. I told him to shut up or I would donkey punch
him. He told me what it meant in front of his mother. My son and I
laughed so hard we cried. His mother did not laugh so much. Now I feel
old.
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 15:30:49
From: FangBanger
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 6 2009 6:23 PM, Porsche_Dan wrote:
> This term was used during the RGP games, sounds funny but according to
> Wikipedia:
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch
>
> Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal
> [1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The
> purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the
> receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in
> boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly
> causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase
> the pleasure of the penetrating partner.[2] When used, the donkey
> punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm
> of the penetrating partner.[3]
>
>
> How did I learn this you ask? I happen to say Donkey Punch out loud
> when I busted someone who thought 2P was good on a flush and str8
> board, someone typed it in chat. My son gave me a funny look and asked
> if I knew what it meant. I told him to shut up or I would donkey punch
> him. He told me what it meant in front of his mother. My son and I
> laughed so hard we cried. His mother did not laugh so much. Now I feel
> old.
maybe it meant more to her than it did to either of you !!
you never know !!
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
Voltaire
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 07:57:28
From: John_Brian_K
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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> This term was used during the RGP games, sounds funny but according to
> Wikipedia:
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch
Donkey punch and squirrel mask ar emy favorite stupid funny terms.
I heard em for the first time about 8 years ago.
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 11:39:05
From: John_Brian_K
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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I just read a couple chapters of a book I am into right now and there was
a mention on a "Chinese Dragon".
Try to figure THAT one out.
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 11:44:51
From: charrison100
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 7 2009 2:39 PM, John_Brian_K wrote:
> I just read a couple chapters of a book I am into right now and there was
> a mention on a "Chinese Dragon".
>
> Try to figure THAT one out.
>
> ========================================
> You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious,
> nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
> ========
> BOOM byae
> John
Dragon Sex
The woman is on her back with her legs spread apart. The man is on top and
assumes the typical missionary position. The man moves and thrusts but
does not ejaculate. The woman is brought to orgasm as many times as she
desires. Thrust in sets of 6 or 9 to promote Yin and Yang, alternating to
promote balance
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 22:11:12
From: brewmaster
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 7 2009 11:44 AM, charrison100 wrote:
> On Jan 7 2009 2:39 PM, John_Brian_K wrote:
>
> > I just read a couple chapters of a book I am into right now and there was
> > a mention on a "Chinese Dragon".
> >
> > Try to figure THAT one out.
> >
> > ========================================
> > You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious,
> > nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
> > ========
> > BOOM byae
> > John
>
> Dragon Sex
>
> The woman is on her back with her legs spread apart. The man is on top and
> assumes the typical missionary position. The man moves and thrusts but
> does not ejaculate. The woman is brought to orgasm as many times as she
> desires. Thrust in sets of 6 or 9 to promote Yin and Yang, alternating to
> promote balance
Know why women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
>
>
> Chris
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Date: 08 Jan 2009 04:58:30
From: charrison100
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 8 2009 1:11 AM, brewmaster wrote:
> On Jan 7 2009 11:44 AM, charrison100 wrote:
>
> > On Jan 7 2009 2:39 PM, John_Brian_K wrote:
> >
> > > I just read a couple chapters of a book I am into right now and there was
> > > a mention on a "Chinese Dragon".
> > >
> > > Try to figure THAT one out.
> > >
> > > ========================================
> > > You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious,
> > > nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
> > > ========
> > > BOOM byae
> > > John
> >
> > Dragon Sex
> >
> > The woman is on her back with her legs spread apart. The man is on top and
> > assumes the typical missionary position. The man moves and thrusts but
> > does not ejaculate. The woman is brought to orgasm as many times as she
> > desires. Thrust in sets of 6 or 9 to promote Yin and Yang, alternating to
> > promote balance
>
> Know why women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
>
> >
> >
> > Chris
>
>
> Brew
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Same reason men have them, some times enough is enough and it's time to go
to sleep.
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 12:12:04
From: Ian Stuart
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 7 2009 8:44 PM, charrison100 wrote:
> On Jan 7 2009 2:39 PM, John_Brian_K wrote:
>
> > I just read a couple chapters of a book I am into right now and there was
> > a mention on a "Chinese Dragon".
> >
> > Try to figure THAT one out.
> >
> > ========================================
> > You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious,
> > nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
> > ========
> > BOOM byae
> > John
>
> Dragon Sex
>
> The woman is on her back with her legs spread apart. The man is on top and
> assumes the typical missionary position. The man moves and thrusts but
> does not ejaculate. The woman is brought to orgasm as many times as she
> desires. Thrust in sets of 6 or 9 to promote Yin and Yang, alternating to
> promote balance
>
>
> Chris
Jeez, that must drag on a bit!
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 12:07:24
From: John_Brian_K
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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> Dragon Sex
>
> The woman is on her back with her legs spread apart. The man is on top and
> assumes the typical missionary position. The man moves and thrusts but
> does not ejaculate. The woman is brought to orgasm as many times as she
> desires. Thrust in sets of 6 or 9 to promote Yin and Yang, alternating to
> promote balance
>
>
> Chris
Nope.
Chinese dragon NOT dragon sex.
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 12:11:41
From: charrison100
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 7 2009 3:07 PM, John_Brian_K wrote:
> > Dragon Sex
> >
> > The woman is on her back with her legs spread apart. The man is on top and
> > assumes the typical missionary position. The man moves and thrusts but
> > does not ejaculate. The woman is brought to orgasm as many times as she
> > desires. Thrust in sets of 6 or 9 to promote Yin and Yang, alternating to
> > promote balance
> >
> >
> > Chris
>
> Nope.
>
> Chinese dragon NOT dragon sex.
>
> ========================================
> You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious,
> nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
> ========
> BOOM byae
> John
You mean these things?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_dragon
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 12:38:26
From: John_Brian_K
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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> You mean these things?
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_dragon
>
> Chris
Yup
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 12:41:53
From: charrison100
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 7 2009 3:38 PM, John_Brian_K wrote:
> > You mean these things?
> >
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_dragon
> >
> > Chris
>
> Yup
>
> ========================================
> You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious,
> nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
> ========
> BOOM byae
> John
is that the similar thing to the shocker but you curl your thumb to
stimulate the clit too?
think pinky in ass, middle and pointer in vagina and thumb rubbing clit.
You hand makes a rudimentary curl that looks like the image here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:C-shaped_jade_dragon.jpg
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 13:19:40
From: John_Brian_K
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:C-shaped_jade_dragon.jpg
>
> Chris
lol
I think I may like yours better.
The way it was explained in the book was the woman giving you a hummer and
when you finish (with your unit still in her mouth) you smack her in the
back of the head (something like that I forget exactly) and it comes out
of her nose.
Like a dragon blowing fire.
It sounded funny.
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 13:23:53
From: charrison100
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 7 2009 4:19 PM, John_Brian_K wrote:
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:C-shaped_jade_dragon.jpg
> >
> > Chris
>
> lol
>
> I think I may like yours better.
>
> The way it was explained in the book was the woman giving you a hummer and
> when you finish (with your unit still in her mouth) you smack her in the
> back of the head (something like that I forget exactly) and it comes out
> of her nose.
>
> Like a dragon blowing fire.
>
> It sounded funny.
>
> ========================================
> You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious,
> nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
> ========
> BOOM byae
> John
That's funny.
Like the bucking bronco. full nelson, whisper in her ear she is the
ugliest fucking cunt you ever banged. Try to finish before she escapes.
If you happen to find a girl that likes that kind of dirty talk then the
sky is the limit, she'll try it all.
Chris
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 22:13:00
From: brewmaster
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 7 2009 1:23 PM, charrison100 wrote:
> On Jan 7 2009 4:19 PM, John_Brian_K wrote:
>
> > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:C-shaped_jade_dragon.jpg
> > >
> > > Chris
> >
> > lol
> >
> > I think I may like yours better.
> >
> > The way it was explained in the book was the woman giving you a hummer and
> > when you finish (with your unit still in her mouth) you smack her in the
> > back of the head (something like that I forget exactly) and it comes out
> > of her nose.
> >
> > Like a dragon blowing fire.
> >
> > It sounded funny.
> >
> > ========================================
> > You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious,
> > nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
> > ========
> > BOOM byae
> > John
>
> That's funny.
>
> Like the bucking bronco. full nelson, whisper in her ear she is the
> ugliest fucking cunt you ever banged. Try to finish before she escapes.
>
> If you happen to find a girl that likes that kind of dirty talk then the
> sky is the limit, she'll try it all.
And you'll end up in jail with a DV charge when you can't handle her being
psycho anymore.
>
>
> Chris
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Date: 08 Jan 2009 04:57:09
From: charrison100
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 8 2009 1:13 AM, brewmaster wrote:
> On Jan 7 2009 1:23 PM, charrison100 wrote:
>
> > On Jan 7 2009 4:19 PM, John_Brian_K wrote:
> >
> > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:C-shaped_jade_dragon.jpg
> > > >
> > > > Chris
> > >
> > > lol
> > >
> > > I think I may like yours better.
> > >
> > > The way it was explained in the book was the woman giving you a hummer
and
> > > when you finish (with your unit still in her mouth) you smack her in the
> > > back of the head (something like that I forget exactly) and it comes out
> > > of her nose.
> > >
> > > Like a dragon blowing fire.
> > >
> > > It sounded funny.
> > >
> > > ========================================
> > > You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious,
> > > nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
> > > ========
> > > BOOM byae
> > > John
> >
> > That's funny.
> >
> > Like the bucking bronco. full nelson, whisper in her ear she is the
> > ugliest fucking cunt you ever banged. Try to finish before she escapes.
> >
> > If you happen to find a girl that likes that kind of dirty talk then the
> > sky is the limit, she'll try it all.
>
> And you'll end up in jail with a DV charge when you can't handle her being
> psycho anymore.
>
> >
> >
> > Chris
>
>
> Brew
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I had a chick steal my bed once. That was fucking nuts. I moved.
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Date: 06 Jan 2009 19:49:31
From: James L. Hankins
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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"Porsche_Dan" <Porsche.Dan@gmail.com > wrote in message
news:f8c642db-cea8-4514-a572-38e281943cf7@u18g2000pro.googlegroups.com...
>
> This term was used during the RGP games, sounds funny but according to
> Wikipedia:
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch
>
> Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal
> [1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The
> purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the
> receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in
> boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly
> causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase
> the pleasure of the penetrating partner.[2] When used, the donkey
> punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm
> of the penetrating partner.[3]
>
>
> How did I learn this you ask? I happen to say Donkey Punch out loud
> when I busted someone who thought 2P was good on a flush and str8
> board, someone typed it in chat. My son gave me a funny look and asked
> if I knew what it meant. I told him to shut up or I would donkey punch
> him. He told me what it meant in front of his mother. My son and I
> laughed so hard we cried. His mother did not laugh so much. Now I feel
> old.
Not to change the subject, but who the hell even has anal sex? Admittedly,
I married pretty young (at 21) and didn't date a whole lot before then, but
I've never even known any woman who liked it or even would allow it. Do
such women even exist?
My wife says she will gladly comply, provided that she gets to go first.
What do you mean dear? I mean, I will go buy a strap-on and go first. It
hasn't happened yet.
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 06:36:01
From: charrison100
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 6 2009 8:49 PM, James L. Hankins wrote:
> "Porsche_Dan" <Porsche.Dan@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:f8c642db-cea8-4514-a572-38e281943cf7@u18g2000pro.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > This term was used during the RGP games, sounds funny but according to
> > Wikipedia:
> >
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch
> >
> > Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal
> > [1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The
> > purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the
> > receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in
> > boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly
> > causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase
> > the pleasure of the penetrating partner.[2] When used, the donkey
> > punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm
> > of the penetrating partner.[3]
> >
> >
> > How did I learn this you ask? I happen to say Donkey Punch out loud
> > when I busted someone who thought 2P was good on a flush and str8
> > board, someone typed it in chat. My son gave me a funny look and asked
> > if I knew what it meant. I told him to shut up or I would donkey punch
> > him. He told me what it meant in front of his mother. My son and I
> > laughed so hard we cried. His mother did not laugh so much. Now I feel
> > old.
>
>
>
> Not to change the subject, but who the hell even has anal sex? Admittedly,
> I married pretty young (at 21) and didn't date a whole lot before then, but
> I've never even known any woman who liked it or even would allow it. Do
> such women even exist?
In high school there were a few girls that did that in lieu of vaginal
sex. I have had it with probably about half of the women I have been with.
a couple have even used vibrators vaginally at the same time.
>
> My wife says she will gladly comply, provided that she gets to go first.
> What do you mean dear? I mean, I will go buy a strap-on and go first. It
> hasn't happened yet.
The wife and I have done it in the past but now it's all about
procreation. The frequency has increased (every 36 hours) but the variety
has decreased. Hopefully after we finally procreate, and the kids grows up
and moves out we'll get back to the fun adventurous sex.
Chris
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 18:40:51
From: FL Turbo
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:36:01 -0800, "charrison100"
<a11faea@webnntp.invalid > wrote:
>
>The wife and I have done it in the past but now it's all about
>procreation. The frequency has increased (every 36 hours) but the variety
>has decreased. Hopefully after we finally procreate, and the kids grows up
>and moves out we'll get back to the fun adventurous sex.
>
>Chris
>
You think so?
Heh.
You're practically a living definition of the word "optimist".
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Date: 08 Jan 2009 04:56:08
From: charrison100
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 7 2009 7:40 PM, FL Turbo wrote:
> On Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:36:01 -0800, "charrison100"
> <a11faea@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
>
>
> >
> >The wife and I have done it in the past but now it's all about
> >procreation. The frequency has increased (every 36 hours) but the variety
> >has decreased. Hopefully after we finally procreate, and the kids grows up
> >and moves out we'll get back to the fun adventurous sex.
> >
> >Chris
> >
>
> You think so?
>
> Heh.
>
> You're practically a living definition of the word "optimist".
I can hope. If not then I will just have to rely on my memory and my right
hand.
Chris
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Date: 08 Jan 2009 06:27:24
From: FellKnight
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 8 2009 7:56 AM, charrison100 wrote:
> On Jan 7 2009 7:40 PM, FL Turbo wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:36:01 -0800, "charrison100"
> > <a11faea@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> >
> >
> > >
> > >The wife and I have done it in the past but now it's all about
> > >procreation. The frequency has increased (every 36 hours) but the variety
> > >has decreased. Hopefully after we finally procreate, and the kids grows up
> > >and moves out we'll get back to the fun adventurous sex.
> > >
> > >Chris
> > >
> >
> > You think so?
> >
> > Heh.
> >
> > You're practically a living definition of the word "optimist".
>
> I can hope. If not then I will just have to rely on my memory and my right
> hand.
>
> Chris
Indeed. Well, make sure you get her to do all sorts of super kinky shit
now to keep your spank bank full for life. I recommend it highly.
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Date: 08 Jan 2009 07:40:30
From: charrison100
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 8 2009 9:27 AM, FellKnight wrote:
> On Jan 8 2009 7:56 AM, charrison100 wrote:
>
> > On Jan 7 2009 7:40 PM, FL Turbo wrote:
> >
> > > On Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:36:01 -0800, "charrison100"
> > > <a11faea@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > > >The wife and I have done it in the past but now it's all about
> > > >procreation. The frequency has increased (every 36 hours) but the
variety
> > > >has decreased. Hopefully after we finally procreate, and the kids grows
up
> > > >and moves out we'll get back to the fun adventurous sex.
> > > >
> > > >Chris
> > > >
> > >
> > > You think so?
> > >
> > > Heh.
> > >
> > > You're practically a living definition of the word "optimist".
> >
> > I can hope. If not then I will just have to rely on my memory and my right
> > hand.
> >
> > Chris
>
> Indeed. Well, make sure you get her to do all sorts of super kinky shit
> now to keep your spank bank full for life. I recommend it highly.
>
> Fell
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> Be Loud. Be Proud. Be Considerate!
Kinky shit has been done. Even managed a threesome once but that was an
accident, walked in on my female roommate and my girlfriend. They are now
happily living together with a kid.
Besides the Internet is an endless supply all the shit you want to see and
the wife does not object to me going to the strip clubs. She did object to
the video ipod on her forehead.
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Date: 08 Jan 2009 07:45:17
From: FellKnight
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 8 2009 10:40 AM, charrison100 wrote:
> On Jan 8 2009 9:27 AM, FellKnight wrote:
>
> > On Jan 8 2009 7:56 AM, charrison100 wrote:
> >
> > > On Jan 7 2009 7:40 PM, FL Turbo wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:36:01 -0800, "charrison100"
> > > > <a11faea@webnntp.invalid> wrote:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >The wife and I have done it in the past but now it's all about
> > > > >procreation. The frequency has increased (every 36 hours) but the
> variety
> > > > >has decreased. Hopefully after we finally procreate, and the kids
grows
> up
> > > > >and moves out we'll get back to the fun adventurous sex.
> > > > >
> > > > >Chris
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > You think so?
> > > >
> > > > Heh.
> > > >
> > > > You're practically a living definition of the word "optimist".
> > >
> > > I can hope. If not then I will just have to rely on my memory and my
right
> > > hand.
> > >
> > > Chris
> >
> > Indeed. Well, make sure you get her to do all sorts of super kinky shit
> > now to keep your spank bank full for life. I recommend it highly.
> >
> > Fell
> > --
> > Be Loud. Be Proud. Be Considerate!
>
> Kinky shit has been done. Even managed a threesome once but that was an
> accident, walked in on my female roommate and my girlfriend. They are now
> happily living together with a kid.
>
> Besides the Internet is an endless supply all the shit you want to see and
> the wife does not object to me going to the strip clubs. She did object to
> the video ipod on her forehead.
Good girl.
> Chris
As for the first, I find that porn creep is a bitch, but that the spank
bank is an unending well.
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Date: 08 Jan 2009 07:48:08
From: charrison100
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> As for the first, I find that porn creep is a bitch, but that the spank
> bank is an unending well.
>
> Fell
> --
> Be Loud. Be Proud. Be Considerate!
I like the literotica stories too and using the replace feature in word
you can insert any girl you want into the mix.
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Date: 08 Jan 2009 07:53:51
From: FellKnight
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 8 2009 10:48 AM, charrison100 wrote:
> > As for the first, I find that porn creep is a bitch, but that the spank
> > bank is an unending well.
> >
> > Fell
> > --
> > Be Loud. Be Proud. Be Considerate!
>
> I like the literotica stories too and using the replace feature in word
> you can insert any girl you want into the mix.
>
> Chris
Ah yes.
I recommend getting the girl in question to read it to you in a sexy
voice. Very nice.
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Date: 08 Jan 2009 08:11:08
From: charrison100
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On Jan 8 2009 10:53 AM, FellKnight wrote:
> On Jan 8 2009 10:48 AM, charrison100 wrote:
>
> > > As for the first, I find that porn creep is a bitch, but that the spank
> > > bank is an unending well.
> > >
> > > Fell
> > > --
> > > Be Loud. Be Proud. Be Considerate!
> >
> > I like the literotica stories too and using the replace feature in word
> > you can insert any girl you want into the mix.
> >
> > Chris
>
> Ah yes.
>
> I recommend getting the girl in question to read it to you in a sexy
> voice. Very nice.
>
> Fell
> --
> Be Loud. Be Proud. Be Considerate!
Probably a lot better then having word read it with the feamle voice.
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Date: 08 Jan 2009 08:17:01
From: FellKnight
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 8 2009 11:11 AM, charrison100 wrote:
> On Jan 8 2009 10:53 AM, FellKnight wrote:
>
> > On Jan 8 2009 10:48 AM, charrison100 wrote:
> >
> > > > As for the first, I find that porn creep is a bitch, but that the spank
> > > > bank is an unending well.
> > > >
> > > > Fell
> > > > --
> > > > Be Loud. Be Proud. Be Considerate!
> > >
> > > I like the literotica stories too and using the replace feature in word
> > > you can insert any girl you want into the mix.
> > >
> > > Chris
> >
> > Ah yes.
> >
> > I recommend getting the girl in question to read it to you in a sexy
> > voice. Very nice.
> >
> > Fell
> > --
> > Be Loud. Be Proud. Be Considerate!
>
> Probably a lot better then having word read it with the feamle voice.
>
> Chris
I should hope so.
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 06:49:02
From: Porsche_Dan
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 7 2009 6:36 AM, charrison100 wrote:
> On Jan 6 2009 8:49 PM, James L. Hankins wrote:
>
> > "Porsche_Dan" <Porsche.Dan@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:f8c642db-cea8-4514-a572-38e281943cf7@u18g2000pro.googlegroups.com...
> > >
> > > This term was used during the RGP games, sounds funny but according to
> > > Wikipedia:
> > >
> > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch
> > >
> > > Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal
> > > [1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The
> > > purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the
> > > receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in
> > > boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly
> > > causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase
> > > the pleasure of the penetrating partner.[2] When used, the donkey
> > > punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm
> > > of the penetrating partner.[3]
> > >
> > >
> > > How did I learn this you ask? I happen to say Donkey Punch out loud
> > > when I busted someone who thought 2P was good on a flush and str8
> > > board, someone typed it in chat. My son gave me a funny look and asked
> > > if I knew what it meant. I told him to shut up or I would donkey punch
> > > him. He told me what it meant in front of his mother. My son and I
> > > laughed so hard we cried. His mother did not laugh so much. Now I feel
> > > old.
> >
> >
> >
> > Not to change the subject, but who the hell even has anal sex?
Admittedly,
> > I married pretty young (at 21) and didn't date a whole lot before then,
but
> > I've never even known any woman who liked it or even would allow it. Do
> > such women even exist?
>
> In high school there were a few girls that did that in lieu of vaginal
> sex. I have had it with probably about half of the women I have been with.
> a couple have even used vibrators vaginally at the same time.
>
> >
> > My wife says she will gladly comply, provided that she gets to go first.
> > What do you mean dear? I mean, I will go buy a strap-on and go first. It
> > hasn't happened yet.
>
> The wife and I have done it in the past but now it's all about
> procreation. The frequency has increased (every 36 hours) but the variety
> has decreased. Hopefully after we finally procreate, and the kids grows up
> and moves out we'll get back to the fun adventurous sex.
>
> Chris
Don't bet on it. Child birth changes a woman sexually. Also the kids won't
move out for 20+ years! How old will she be then?
I'm encouraging my kids to stay in college, masters or PhD just to keep
them out for as long as possible!
In regards to procreation, you will probably have more luck if you are not
"trying". Every 36 hours? You are probably shooting blanks! Take some time
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 18:46:23
From: FL Turbo
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:49:02 -0800, "Porsche_Dan"
<porsche.dan@gmail.com > wrote:
>In regards to procreation, you will probably have more luck if you are not
>"trying". Every 36 hours? You are probably shooting blanks! Take some time
>to reload man.
>
You think 36 hours is a long time?
You must be forgetting that Chris is a whole lot younger than you are.
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 07:20:52
From: charrison100
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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>
> Don't bet on it. Child birth changes a woman sexually. Also the kids won't
> move out for 20+ years! How old will she be then?
If the kids take 20 years to leave then she'll be 20 years older then when
we have the last one. current estimates put her at 35 years old when that
happens but nature has it's own mind.
>
> I'm encouraging my kids to stay in college, masters or PhD just to keep
> them out for as long as possible!
I want my kids to be educated as well but if the PhD is not going to
advance them in the carrier then I will say so.
>
> In regards to procreation, you will probably have more luck if you are not
> "trying". Every 36 hours? You are probably shooting blanks! Take some time
> to reload man.
36 hours is the optimum for reload time. We have been for all the tests
and we are both healthy and functioning with in normal parameters. It's
just timing. Our fertility specialist took 6 months if tracking cycles,
looking at diet and lifestyle and gave us days in cycle to try as well as
signs too look for.
It's no longer stop preventing the pregnancy and has moved into aggressive
trying. Hell we even started saving for the artificial insemination.
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Date: 08 Jan 2009 06:36:21
From: mo_charles
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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> > Don't bet on it. Child birth changes a woman sexually. Also the kids won't
> > move out for 20+ years! How old will she be then?
>
> If the kids take 20 years to leave then she'll be 20 years older then when
> we have the last one. current estimates put her at 35 years old when that
> happens but nature has it's own mind.
>
> >
> > I'm encouraging my kids to stay in college, masters or PhD just to keep
> > them out for as long as possible!
>
> I want my kids to be educated as well but if the PhD is not going to
> advance them in the carrier then I will say so.
>
> >
> > In regards to procreation, you will probably have more luck if you are not
> > "trying". Every 36 hours? You are probably shooting blanks! Take some time
> > to reload man.
>
> 36 hours is the optimum for reload time. We have been for all the tests
> and we are both healthy and functioning with in normal parameters. It's
> just timing. Our fertility specialist took 6 months if tracking cycles,
> looking at diet and lifestyle and gave us days in cycle to try as well as
> signs too look for.
>
> It's no longer stop preventing the pregnancy and has moved into aggressive
> trying. Hell we even started saving for the artificial insemination.
i've always thought i would suck to find out you couldn't get a girl
pregnant. i don't want to bring another confused human being into
existence, but - GODDAMN! - all those days fretting over your high school
girl not having her period......
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Date: 08 Jan 2009 07:35:31
From: charrison100
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On Jan 8 2009 9:36 AM, mo_charles wrote:
> > > Don't bet on it. Child birth changes a woman sexually. Also the kids
won't
> > > move out for 20+ years! How old will she be then?
> >
> > If the kids take 20 years to leave then she'll be 20 years older then when
> > we have the last one. current estimates put her at 35 years old when that
> > happens but nature has it's own mind.
> >
> > >
> > > I'm encouraging my kids to stay in college, masters or PhD just to keep
> > > them out for as long as possible!
> >
> > I want my kids to be educated as well but if the PhD is not going to
> > advance them in the carrier then I will say so.
> >
> > >
> > > In regards to procreation, you will probably have more luck if you are
not
> > > "trying". Every 36 hours? You are probably shooting blanks! Take some
time
> > > to reload man.
> >
> > 36 hours is the optimum for reload time. We have been for all the tests
> > and we are both healthy and functioning with in normal parameters. It's
> > just timing. Our fertility specialist took 6 months if tracking cycles,
> > looking at diet and lifestyle and gave us days in cycle to try as well as
> > signs too look for.
> >
> > It's no longer stop preventing the pregnancy and has moved into aggressive
> > trying. Hell we even started saving for the artificial insemination.
>
> i've always thought i would suck to find out you couldn't get a girl
> pregnant.
I do
> i don't want to bring another confused human being into
> existence, but - GODDAMN! - all those days fretting over your high school
> girl not having her period......
>
It's even worse when you have gotten girls pregnant. one aborted with out
telling me, we broke up over that and the other girl miscarried and we
broke up about a year after that. Wife and I have never had a scare. We've
been together for 8 years and after 2 years we stopped using condoms.
She's never been on the pill and is as regular as clock work. It will
happen when it happens. I think now she is stressing out more and more
about it and that is not helping.
I just like knowing when I get to have sex. There is no question, even if
we are in a huge fight or she's got a headache we still do it.
> mo_charles
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 09:19:57
From: FellKnight
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On Jan 7 2009 10:20 AM, charrison100 wrote:
> >
> > Don't bet on it. Child birth changes a woman sexually. Also the kids won't
> > move out for 20+ years! How old will she be then?
>
> If the kids take 20 years to leave then she'll be 20 years older then when
> we have the last one. current estimates put her at 35 years old when that
> happens but nature has it's own mind.
>
> >
> > I'm encouraging my kids to stay in college, masters or PhD just to keep
> > them out for as long as possible!
>
> I want my kids to be educated as well but if the PhD is not going to
> advance them in the carrier then I will say so.
>
> >
> > In regards to procreation, you will probably have more luck if you are not
> > "trying". Every 36 hours? You are probably shooting blanks! Take some time
> > to reload man.
>
> 36 hours is the optimum for reload time. We have been for all the tests
> and we are both healthy and functioning with in normal parameters. It's
> just timing. Our fertility specialist took 6 months if tracking cycles,
> looking at diet and lifestyle and gave us days in cycle to try as well as
> signs too look for.
>
> It's no longer stop preventing the pregnancy and has moved into aggressive
> trying. Hell we even started saving for the artificial insemination.
>
> Chris
Why does the thought of little charrisons scare me?
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 11:15:14
From: Raider Fan
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On Jan 7 2009 11:19 AM, FellKnight wrote:
>
> Why does the thought of little charrisons scare me?
>
> Fell
I know his dog is praying for daughters.
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 11:31:37
From: charrison100
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On Jan 7 2009 2:15 PM, Raider Fan wrote:
> On Jan 7 2009 11:19 AM, FellKnight wrote:
>
> >
> > Why does the thought of little charrisons scare me?
> >
> > Fell
>
> I know his dog is praying for daughters.
ha ha ha ha.
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 09:40:12
From: charrison100
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On Jan 7 2009 12:19 PM, FellKnight wrote:
> On Jan 7 2009 10:20 AM, charrison100 wrote:
>
> > >
> > > Don't bet on it. Child birth changes a woman sexually. Also the kids
won't
> > > move out for 20+ years! How old will she be then?
> >
> > If the kids take 20 years to leave then she'll be 20 years older then when
> > we have the last one. current estimates put her at 35 years old when that
> > happens but nature has it's own mind.
> >
> > >
> > > I'm encouraging my kids to stay in college, masters or PhD just to keep
> > > them out for as long as possible!
> >
> > I want my kids to be educated as well but if the PhD is not going to
> > advance them in the carrier then I will say so.
> >
> > >
> > > In regards to procreation, you will probably have more luck if you are
not
> > > "trying". Every 36 hours? You are probably shooting blanks! Take some
time
> > > to reload man.
> >
> > 36 hours is the optimum for reload time. We have been for all the tests
> > and we are both healthy and functioning with in normal parameters. It's
> > just timing. Our fertility specialist took 6 months if tracking cycles,
> > looking at diet and lifestyle and gave us days in cycle to try as well as
> > signs too look for.
> >
> > It's no longer stop preventing the pregnancy and has moved into aggressive
> > trying. Hell we even started saving for the artificial insemination.
> >
> > Chris
>
> Why does the thought of little charrisons scare me?
>
> Fell
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Wait until they join the army and end up in your division.
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 09:28:55
From: XaQ Morphy
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On Jan 7 2009 11:19 AM, FellKnight wrote:
> Why does the thought of little charrisons scare me?
The dog is the one who should be scared.
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 11:15:54
From: Raider Fan
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On Jan 7 2009 11:28 AM, XaQ Morphy wrote:
> On Jan 7 2009 11:19 AM, FellKnight wrote:
>
> > Why does the thought of little charrisons scare me?
>
> The dog is the one who should be scared.
Obv I'm too slow. Again.
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 11:40:41
From: XaQ Morphy
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On Jan 7 2009 1:15 PM, Raider Fan wrote:
> Obv I'm too slow. Again.
You need to work on your refresh skills!
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 11:30:20
From: charrison100
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 7 2009 2:15 PM, Raider Fan wrote:
> On Jan 7 2009 11:28 AM, XaQ Morphy wrote:
>
> > On Jan 7 2009 11:19 AM, FellKnight wrote:
> >
> > > Why does the thought of little charrisons scare me?
> >
> > The dog is the one who should be scared.
>
> Obv I'm too slow. Again.
Morphy is refereeing to a picture the Mark photo shopped to make it look
like I was fucking my yellow lab Cody.
Quite funny actually.
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 09:24:01
From: John_Brian_K
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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> Why does the thought of little charrisons scare me?
Maybe because someday you will have little Ms. Fellknights running around?
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 09:28:48
From: FellKnight
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 7 2009 12:24 PM, John_Brian_K wrote:
> > Why does the thought of little charrisons scare me?
>
> Maybe because someday you will have little Ms. Fellknights running around?
>
> ========================================
> You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious,
> nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
> ========
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> John
Unlikely.
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 09:31:38
From: John_Brian_K
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> Unlikely.
Then maybe you just have Ephebiphobia?
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Date: 07 Jan 2009 07:54:43
From: Porsche_Dan
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 7 2009 7:20 AM, charrison100 wrote:
> >
> > Don't bet on it. Child birth changes a woman sexually. Also the kids won't
> > move out for 20+ years! How old will she be then?
>
> If the kids take 20 years to leave then she'll be 20 years older then when
> we have the last one. current estimates put her at 35 years old when that
> happens but nature has it's own mind.
>
> >
> > I'm encouraging my kids to stay in college, masters or PhD just to keep
> > them out for as long as possible!
>
> I want my kids to be educated as well but if the PhD is not going to
> advance them in the carrier then I will say so.
>
> >
> > In regards to procreation, you will probably have more luck if you are not
> > "trying". Every 36 hours? You are probably shooting blanks! Take some time
> > to reload man.
>
> 36 hours is the optimum for reload time. We have been for all the tests
> and we are both healthy and functioning with in normal parameters. It's
> just timing. Our fertility specialist took 6 months if tracking cycles,
> looking at diet and lifestyle and gave us days in cycle to try as well as
> signs too look for.
>
> It's no longer stop preventing the pregnancy and has moved into aggressive
> trying. Hell we even started saving for the artificial insemination.
>
> Chris
3 of my kids were born in March because wifey didn't want to be pregnant
over the summer. The fourth was adopted. Talk about precision procreation!
We did the kid thing in our 20's so maybe it was easier then.
But seriously, I have several friends that couldn't get pregnant while
they were "trying". One even adopted then got pregnant during the adoption
process. They have two daughters 3 months apart. Hard to explain that one!
Good luck man, parenting is the coolest thing ever.
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Date: 06 Jan 2009 19:36:23
From: nefletch
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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I'm 52, and I thought a lot like you.....however, just
Saturday night, I was having a discussion at the bar with
some kids my sons age (friends) and one of them made
a comment about that......I asked him point blank if he
had done that with a woman....all 3 of them said yes,
and that most women they had been with prefered it
over conventional sex......no pun intended, but it just it
just blew me away.............
"James L. Hankins" <jhankins5@cox.net > wrote in message
news:MST8l.35524$Ac2.27593@newsfe01.iad...
>
> "Porsche_Dan" <Porsche.Dan@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:f8c642db-cea8-4514-a572-38e281943cf7@u18g2000pro.googlegroups.com...blew
>>
>> This term was used during the RGP games, sounds funny but according to
>> Wikipedia:
>>
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch
>>
>> Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal
>> [1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The
>> purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the
>> receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in
>> boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly
>> causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase
>> the pleasure of the penetrating partner.[2] When used, the donkey
>> punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm
>> of the penetrating partner.[3]
>>
>>
>> How did I learn this you ask? I happen to say Donkey Punch out loud
>> when I busted someone who thought 2P was good on a flush and str8
>> board, someone typed it in chat. My son gave me a funny look and asked
>> if I knew what it meant. I told him to shut up or I would donkey punch
>> him. He told me what it meant in front of his mother. My son and I
>> laughed so hard we cried. His mother did not laugh so much. Now I feel
>> old.
>
>
>
> Not to change the subject, but who the hell even has anal sex?
> Admittedly, I married pretty young (at 21) and didn't date a whole lot
> before then, but I've never even known any woman who liked it or even
> would allow it. Do such women even exist?
>
> My wife says she will gladly comply, provided that she gets to go first.
> What do you mean dear? I mean, I will go buy a strap-on and go first. It
> hasn't happened yet.
>
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Date: 06 Jan 2009 20:46:07
From: James L. Hankins
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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"nefletch" <aceking@bbc.net > wrote in message
news:OrSdnbSEbIC1iPnUnZ2dnUVZ_trinZ2d@posted.mobiuscommunications...
> I'm 52, and I thought a lot like you.....however, just
> Saturday night, I was having a discussion at the bar with
> some kids my sons age (friends) and one of them made
> a comment about that......I asked him point blank if he
> had done that with a woman....all 3 of them said yes,
> and that most women they had been with prefered it
> over conventional sex......no pun intended, but it just it
> just blew me away.............
That's very surprising. Most women they had been with *preferred* it? I'd
have to call total bullshit on that. But, I guess maybe it is a
generational thing. Most of my wife's friends don't even like giving blow
jobs.
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Date: 06 Jan 2009 20:31:48
From: FellKnight
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 6 2009 9:46 PM, James L. Hankins wrote:
> "nefletch" <aceking@bbc.net> wrote in message
> news:OrSdnbSEbIC1iPnUnZ2dnUVZ_trinZ2d@posted.mobiuscommunications...
> > I'm 52, and I thought a lot like you.....however, just
> > Saturday night, I was having a discussion at the bar with
> > some kids my sons age (friends) and one of them made
> > a comment about that......I asked him point blank if he
> > had done that with a woman....all 3 of them said yes,
> > and that most women they had been with prefered it
> > over conventional sex......no pun intended, but it just it
> > just blew me away.............
>
>
>
> That's very surprising. Most women they had been with *preferred* it? I'd
> have to call total bullshit on that. But, I guess maybe it is a
> generational thing. Most of my wife's friends don't even like giving blow
> jobs.
Well I can guarantee that that is no longer the case (BJs).
I know a few women who prefer anal, but I know some pretty kinky women.
The majority? I second the claim of bullshit.
Fell
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Date: 06 Jan 2009 21:20:36
From: brewmaster
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 6 2009 8:31 PM, FellKnight wrote:
> On Jan 6 2009 9:46 PM, James L. Hankins wrote:
>
> > "nefletch" <aceking@bbc.net> wrote in message
> > news:OrSdnbSEbIC1iPnUnZ2dnUVZ_trinZ2d@posted.mobiuscommunications...
> > > I'm 52, and I thought a lot like you.....however, just
> > > Saturday night, I was having a discussion at the bar with
> > > some kids my sons age (friends) and one of them made
> > > a comment about that......I asked him point blank if he
> > > had done that with a woman....all 3 of them said yes,
> > > and that most women they had been with prefered it
> > > over conventional sex......no pun intended, but it just it
> > > just blew me away.............
> >
> >
> >
> > That's very surprising. Most women they had been with *preferred* it?
I'd
> > have to call total bullshit on that. But, I guess maybe it is a
> > generational thing. Most of my wife's friends don't even like giving blow
> > jobs.
>
> Well I can guarantee that that is no longer the case (BJs).
>
> I know a few women who prefer anal, but I know some pretty kinky women.
> The majority? I second the claim of bullshit.
Many women seem to like it these days. My gf does. I like it better
when they don't like it ;)
>
> Fell
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Date: 06 Jan 2009 19:52:15
From: nefletch
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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ok, I'll rephrase it....most of the women they had done
it with had stronger orgasms anally<s > than vaginally.
hence, my phrase of preferred
"James L. Hankins" <jhankins5@cox.net > wrote in message
news:PHU8l.79448$H11.19851@newsfe09.iad...
>
> "nefletch" <aceking@bbc.net> wrote in message
> news:OrSdnbSEbIC1iPnUnZ2dnUVZ_trinZ2d@posted.mobiuscommunications...
>> I'm 52, and I thought a lot like you.....however, just
>> Saturday night, I was having a discussion at the bar with
>> some kids my sons age (friends) and one of them made
>> a comment about that......I asked him point blank if he
>> had done that with a woman....all 3 of them said yes,
>> and that most women they had been with prefered it
>> over conventional sex......no pun intended, but it just it
>> just blew me away.............
>
>
>
> That's very surprising. Most women they had been with *preferred* it?
> I'd have to call total bullshit on that. But, I guess maybe it is a
> generational thing. Most of my wife's friends don't even like giving blow
> jobs.
>
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Date: 06 Jan 2009 18:32:36
From: Porsche_Dan
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 6 2009 5:49 PM, James L. Hankins wrote:
> "Porsche_Dan" <Porsche.Dan@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:f8c642db-cea8-4514-a572-38e281943cf7@u18g2000pro.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > This term was used during the RGP games, sounds funny but according to
> > Wikipedia:
> >
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch
> >
> > Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal
> > [1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The
> > purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the
> > receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in
> > boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly
> > causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase
> > the pleasure of the penetrating partner.[2] When used, the donkey
> > punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm
> > of the penetrating partner.[3]
> >
> >
> > How did I learn this you ask? I happen to say Donkey Punch out loud
> > when I busted someone who thought 2P was good on a flush and str8
> > board, someone typed it in chat. My son gave me a funny look and asked
> > if I knew what it meant. I told him to shut up or I would donkey punch
> > him. He told me what it meant in front of his mother. My son and I
> > laughed so hard we cried. His mother did not laugh so much. Now I feel
> > old.
>
>
>
> Not to change the subject, but who the hell even has anal sex? Admittedly,
> I married pretty young (at 21) and didn't date a whole lot before then, but
> I've never even known any woman who liked it or even would allow it. Do
> such women even exist?
>
> My wife says she will gladly comply, provided that she gets to go first.
> What do you mean dear? I mean, I will go buy a strap-on and go first. It
> hasn't happened yet.
Talk around the poker table seems to agree. Even more so some label it as
gay sex. But seriously, punching him/her in the head? Must be X Generation
shit because not in my day.
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Date: 06 Jan 2009 18:50:23
From: CincinnatiKid
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 6 2009 9:32 PM, Porsche_Dan wrote:
> On Jan 6 2009 5:49 PM, James L. Hankins wrote:
>
> > "Porsche_Dan" <Porsche.Dan@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:f8c642db-cea8-4514-a572-38e281943cf7@u18g2000pro.googlegroups.com...
> > >
> > > This term was used during the RGP games, sounds funny but according to
> > > Wikipedia:
> > >
> > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch
> > >
> > > Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal
> > > [1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The
> > > purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the
> > > receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in
> > > boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly
> > > causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase
> > > the pleasure of the penetrating partner.[2] When used, the donkey
> > > punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm
> > > of the penetrating partner.[3]
> > >
> > >
> > > How did I learn this you ask? I happen to say Donkey Punch out loud
> > > when I busted someone who thought 2P was good on a flush and str8
> > > board, someone typed it in chat. My son gave me a funny look and asked
> > > if I knew what it meant. I told him to shut up or I would donkey punch
> > > him. He told me what it meant in front of his mother. My son and I
> > > laughed so hard we cried. His mother did not laugh so much. Now I feel
> > > old.
> >
> >
> >
> > Not to change the subject, but who the hell even has anal sex?
Admittedly,
> > I married pretty young (at 21) and didn't date a whole lot before then,
but
> > I've never even known any woman who liked it or even would allow it. Do
> > such women even exist?
> >
> > My wife says she will gladly comply, provided that she gets to go first.
> > What do you mean dear? I mean, I will go buy a strap-on and go first. It
> > hasn't happened yet.
>
> Talk around the poker table seems to agree. Even more so some label it as
> gay sex. But seriously, punching him/her in the head? Must be X Generation
> shit because not in my day.
My gf loves anal. Just sayin'.
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Date: 06 Jan 2009 20:43:08
From: James L. Hankins
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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"Porsche_Dan" <porsche.dan@gmail.com > wrote in message
news:4rgd36x9k2.ln2@recgroups.com...
> Talk around the poker table seems to agree. Even more so some label it as
> gay sex. But seriously, punching him/her in the head? Must be X Generation
> shit because not in my day.
I think it's just shit the kids make up. Like the Dirty Sanchez. Stuff
that just sounds good sitting around with your buddies drinking, but which
would never happen in real life with a willing girlfriend or wife.
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Date: 06 Jan 2009 17:09:52
From: Porsche_Dan
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 6, 5:05=A0pm, "Jason Pawloski" <a679...@webnntp.invalid > wrote:
> On Jan 6 2009 5:23 PM, Porsche_Dan wrote:
>
>
>
> > This term was used during the RGP games, sounds funny but according to
> > Wikipedia:
>
> >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch
>
> > Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal
> > [1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The
> > purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the
> > receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in
> > boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly
> > causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase
> > the pleasure of the penetrating partner.[2] When used, the donkey
> > punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm
> > of the penetrating partner.[3]
>
> > How did I learn this you ask? I happen to say Donkey Punch out loud
> > when I busted someone who thought 2P was good on a flush and str8
> > board, someone typed it in chat. My son gave me a funny look and asked
> > if I knew what it meant. I told him to shut up or I would donkey punch
> > him. He told me what it meant in front of his mother. My son and I
> > laughed so hard we cried. His mother did not laugh so much. Now I feel
> > old.
>
> Yeah I knew what it meant when I was like in 7th grade or something. You
> need to stop posting every dirty phrase you "learn" like it's the next
> great thing that no one has heard of.
>
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Date: 06 Jan 2009 17:05:51
From: Jason Pawloski
Subject: Re: Donkey Punch
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On Jan 6 2009 5:23 PM, Porsche_Dan wrote:
> This term was used during the RGP games, sounds funny but according to
> Wikipedia:
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch
>
> Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal
> [1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The
> purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the
> receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in
> boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly
> causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase
> the pleasure of the penetrating partner.[2] When used, the donkey
> punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm
> of the penetrating partner.[3]
>
>
> How did I learn this you ask? I happen to say Donkey Punch out loud
> when I busted someone who thought 2P was good on a flush and str8
> board, someone typed it in chat. My son gave me a funny look and asked
> if I knew what it meant. I told him to shut up or I would donkey punch
> him. He told me what it meant in front of his mother. My son and I
> laughed so hard we cried. His mother did not laugh so much. Now I feel
> old.
Yeah I knew what it meant when I was like in 7th grade or something. You
need to stop posting every dirty phrase you "learn" like it's the next
great thing that no one has heard of.
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