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Date: 09 Dec 2008 15:38:11
From: Kyle T. Jones
Subject: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!
As it turns out, my boys can swim.

CHEERS!




 
Date: 10 Dec 2008 19:38:27
From: Susan
Subject: Re: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!
Can we name him/her?




 
Date: 10 Dec 2008 14:34:27
From:
Subject: Re: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!
On Dec 9, 3:38=A0pm, "Kyle T. Jones" <KBf...@realdomain.net > wrote:
> As it turns out, my boys can swim.
>
> CHEERS!

Congratualtions!


 
Date: 10 Dec 2008 14:12:52
From: DaVoice
Subject: Re: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!

"Kyle T. Jones" <KBfoMe@realdomain.net > wrote in message
news:ghmog4$dmb$1@news.motzarella.org...
> As it turns out, my boys can swim.
>
> CHEERS!

Congrats! I have two kids and 3 grandkids. They ARE my world.
NOW....remember to get as much sleep as possible over the next 9 months, and
don't get "outwardly" pissed at your wife/s.o. You will get pissed, she'll
be irrational to the point of making you want to absolutely SCREAM more than
a few times, just rub her back, her belly and buy LOTS of Tissues (with
lanolin so her nose doesn't turn red) and get earplugs for sleeping, if
necessary :)

Seriously, Congrats!
keep us up to date.


--
Rick "ADB DaVoice" Charles




 
Date: 10 Dec 2008 11:46:28
From: Kyle T. Jones
Subject: Re: Thanks Everybody!
Kyle T. Jones, my dear, dear friend, there was this time, oh, 12/9/2008
3:38 PM or thereabouts, when you let the following craziness loose on
Usenet:
> As it turns out, my boys can swim.
>
> CHEERS!

Thanks everyone, for the well wishes and congratulations!

We're (me and Mrs. Trout, harhar to pickle) very excited... been trying
since the end of the summer, but we found out my wife has some thyroid
problems. Just recently they've been happy with her dosage and things
went swimmingly (harhar) after that!

ChrisRobin and Michael (phlash74): congrats to you both as well! Chris,
this is our first, too! Lots of emotions the last couple days: some
anxiety of course, but mostly just joy.

Will_Gamble: dewd, too funny. You know, wouldn't that be my luck? An
SEC fan in the family? NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Haha... classic!

Pickle and Bob: seems like we've been chatting for years, guys...
sometimes it gets heated. But always enjoyable. Came really close to
meeting you at that RenFest a couple years back, Pickle, which woulda
been really unusual for me (don't usually mix online with TRW).

Chrisharrison: I probably will meet you this Christmas, if you still
want to grab that beer at my cousin's bar in London. If you're still
interested (or Fell or anyone else in the area... JBK?), let me know.

Clave, Scott, Raider (anyone else who responds): Thanks a lot, guys!
Mucho Appreciation!

Woo-hoo!

Cheers!



  
Date: 10 Dec 2008 19:22:17
From: FL Turbo
Subject: Re: Thanks Everybody!
On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 11:46:28 -0600, "Kyle T. Jones"
<KBfoMe@realdomain.net > wrote:

>Kyle T. Jones, my dear, dear friend, there was this time, oh, 12/9/2008
>3:38 PM or thereabouts, when you let the following craziness loose on
>Usenet:
>> As it turns out, my boys can swim.
>>
>> CHEERS!
>
>Thanks everyone, for the well wishes and congratulations!
----------------------------------------------------------------

My congratulations to you, too.

I fearlessly predict that when your young hatchling gets to about the
age of 2 or more, you will come to realize that your time on RGP was
not wasted.

When you commence to try to reason with the 2 year old young'un some
time, it will remind you of a whole lot of arguments on RGP.

>
>Woo-hoo!
>
>Cheers!

Cheerios

PS
If you ever get tempted to utter some phrase like "we are pregnant", I
SwearTaGawd you will join my KF.


 
Date: 10 Dec 2008 09:17:40
From: phlash74
Subject: Re: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!
On Dec 9, 1:38=A0pm, "Kyle T. Jones" <KBf...@realdomain.net > wrote:
> As it turns out, my boys can swim.
>
> CHEERS!

Congrats. My wife and I welcomed our daughter into the world a month
ago. It'll be the best (and hardest) experience of your life.

Michael


 
Date: 10 Dec 2008 08:14:31
From: charrison100
Subject: Re: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!
On Dec 9 2008 4:38 PM, Kyle T. Jones wrote:

> As it turns out, my boys can swim.
>
> CHEERS!

Congrats, when is the big day your poker playing ends?

Chris

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Date: 10 Dec 2008 07:34:08
From: John_Brian_K
Subject: Re: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!
> As it turns out, my boys can swim.
>
> CHEERS!

Congrats.

========================================
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious,
nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
========
BOOM byae
John

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Date: 09 Dec 2008 22:37:43
From: Clave
Subject: Re: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!
"Kyle T. Jones" <KBfoMe@realdomain.net > wrote in message
news:ghmog4$dmb$1@news.motzarella.org...
> As it turns out, my boys can swim.
>
> CHEERS!

Congrats. Your options have now been officially removed from the rest of
your life. Sleep now.

I hope you've already picked out the right preschool.

Jim




 
Date: 09 Dec 2008 22:27:30
From: ChrisRobin
Subject: Re: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!
On Dec 9 2008 4:38 PM, Kyle T. Jones wrote:

> As it turns out, my boys can swim.
>
> CHEERS!

Congrats, Trout! I also found out two weeks ago that I have a little one
on the way (my first). Perhaps one day our kids can get together and
bicker at each other on Usenet, lol.

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Date: 09 Dec 2008 17:07:15
From: Bob T.
Subject: Re: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!
On Dec 9, 1:38=A0pm, "Kyle T. Jones" <KBf...@realdomain.net > wrote:
> As it turns out, my boys can swim.
>
> CHEERS!

Congrats! But of course the little trouties can swim ;-}

- Bob T.


 
Date: 09 Dec 2008 16:14:38
From: Will_gamble
Subject: Re: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!
On Dec 9 2008 3:38 PM, Kyle T. Jones wrote:

> As it turns out, my boys can swim.
>
> CHEERS!

Congrats, buy them a prepaid tuition to Florida so they can have a winning
team in a warm climate to cheer for.

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Date: 09 Dec 2008 17:51:21
From: pokertoker
Subject: Re: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!
"Kyle T. Jones" <KBfoMe@realdomain.net > wrote in message
news:ghmog4$dmb$1@news.motzarella.org...
> As it turns out, my boys can swim.
>
> CHEERS!


Be sure to lock up the Drano. We wouldn't want to have to go through this
again.

--
Duncan McPT - Highlander,
"It is no measure of good health to be well-adjusted in a profoundly sick
society."
Krishnamurti
--
I'll wager (bet,) that Obama is still the President three years from now.
You game, (seeks agreement,) wingnut?
James Hankins, 11-20-08
*
How much - I'm down for $ 1,000.00 (agreement). You down ? (seeks amount.)
Pokertoker, 11-21-08
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LOL...a bet with an anonymous troll. Oddly enough, I think Travel would
actually pay if he made such a bet. You're just a wisp of smoke. (Welched
on obligation.)
James Hankins, 11-21-08
*
Welch:
welch·es Informal
1. To swindle a person by not paying a debt or wager.
2. To fail to fulfill an obligation.
FellKnight, 12-9-08








  
Date: 09 Dec 2008 16:54:45
From: Scott/sjakma
Subject: Re: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!
On Dec 9 2008 6:51 PM, pokertoker wrote:

> "Kyle T. Jones" <KBfoMe@realdomain.net> wrote in message
> news:ghmog4$dmb$1@news.motzarella.org...
> > As it turns out, my boys can swim.
> >
> > CHEERS!
>
>
> Be sure to lock up the Drano. We wouldn't want to have to go through this
> again.
>
> --

Excellent advice. Anything to prevent his newborn turning into someone
like you.

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Date: 09 Dec 2008 17:20:00
From: da pickle
Subject: Re: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!
"Kyle T. Jones"

> As it turns out, my boys can swim.

Congratulations, trout! And Mrs. Trout as well.




 
Date: 09 Dec 2008 14:35:56
From: Raider Fan
Subject: Re: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!
On Dec 9 2008 3:38 PM, Kyle T. Jones wrote:

> As it turns out, my boys can swim.
>
> CHEERS!

Congrats man! Make sure you start working on the Big 10 loyalty early.

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Date: 09 Dec 2008 17:08:20
From: Irish Mike
Subject: Re: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!

"Kyle T. Jones" <KBfoMe@realdomain.net > wrote in message
news:ghmog4$dmb$1@news.motzarella.org...
> As it turns out, my boys can swim.
>
> CHEERS!

Do we take that to mean you have successfully reproduced?

Irish Mike




 
Date: 09 Dec 2008 17:03:00
From: pltrgyst
Subject: Re: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!
On Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:38:11 -0600, "Kyle T. Jones" <KBfoMe@realdomain.net >
wrote:

>As it turns out, my boys can swim.

Well, somebody's boys can swim, anyway...

-- Larry


 
Date: 09 Dec 2008 13:52:15
From: Scott/sjakma
Subject: Re: Congratulate me, you degenerate bass-turds!!1!
On Dec 9 2008 4:38 PM, Kyle T. Jones wrote:

> As it turns out, my boys can swim.
>
> CHEERS!


Congrats! Get as much sleep as you can before the child is born.

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