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Date: 07 Dec 2008 07:07:53
From: DonkeyBanAA
Subject: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
tread - 2 funniest wins

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Date: 08 Dec 2008 07:00:33
From: John_Brian_K
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
> I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
> tread - 2 funniest wins

o0o

Hahaha

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Date: 07 Dec 2008 10:08:38
From: brewmaster
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
On Dec 7 2008 7:07 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:

> I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
> tread - 2 funniest wins

What do you say to a battered wife with two black eyes? Nothing, you told
her twice already.

What is the first thing a battered wife does when she gets home from the
hospital? She makes your damn dinner.



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Date: 07 Dec 2008 11:16:42
From: DonkeyBanAA
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
I like sexest humor so stake sent brew GL

thanks all -------
On Dec 7 2008 12:08 PM, brewmaster wrote:

> On Dec 7 2008 7:07 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
>
> > I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
> > tread - 2 funniest wins
>
> What do you say to a battered wife with two black eyes? Nothing, you told
> her twice already.
>
> What is the first thing a battered wife does when she gets home from the
> hospital? She makes your damn dinner.
>
>
>
> Brew
> --
> Email me here: http://tinymail.me/k4r2nk

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Date: 07 Dec 2008 11:46:14
From: brewmaster
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
On Dec 7 2008 11:16 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:

> I like sexest humor so stake sent brew GL

Thanks.

So how do I find the f'ing tourney? I can't find (under any tab) a $3.30
KO tourney at 21:00. What am I missing?

>
> thanks all -------
> On Dec 7 2008 12:08 PM, brewmaster wrote:
>
> > On Dec 7 2008 7:07 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
> >
> > > I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
> > > tread - 2 funniest wins
> >
> > What do you say to a battered wife with two black eyes? Nothing, you told
> > her twice already.
> >
> > What is the first thing a battered wife does when she gets home from the
> > hospital? She makes your damn dinner.
> >
> >
> >
> > Brew
> > --
> > Email me here: http://tinymail.me/k4r2nk


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Date: 07 Dec 2008 13:50:03
From: Steam
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
On Dec 7 2008 11:46 AM, brewmaster wrote:

> On Dec 7 2008 11:16 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
>
> > I like sexest humor so stake sent brew GL
>
> Thanks.
>
> So how do I find the f'ing tourney? I can't find (under any tab) a $3.30
> KO tourney at 21:00. What am I missing?
>
> >
Did you look under private tourneys?

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Date: 07 Dec 2008 11:54:45
From: DonkeyBanAA
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
under private-- or search me threesomeaaa


On Dec 7 2008 1:46 PM, brewmaster wrote:

> On Dec 7 2008 11:16 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
>
> > I like sexest humor so stake sent brew GL
>
> Thanks.
>
> So how do I find the f'ing tourney? I can't find (under any tab) a $3.30
> KO tourney at 21:00. What am I missing?
>
> >
> > thanks all -------
> > On Dec 7 2008 12:08 PM, brewmaster wrote:
> >
> > > On Dec 7 2008 7:07 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
> > >
> > > > I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
> > > > tread - 2 funniest wins
> > >
> > > What do you say to a battered wife with two black eyes? Nothing, you
told
> > > her twice already.
> > >
> > > What is the first thing a battered wife does when she gets home from the
> > > hospital? She makes your damn dinner.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Brew
> > > --
> > > Email me here: http://tinymail.me/k4r2nk
>
>
> Brew
> --
> Email me here: http://tinymail.me/k4r2nk

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Date: 07 Dec 2008 14:09:06
From: brewmaster
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
On Dec 7 2008 11:54 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:

> under private-- or search me threesomeaaa
>

I'm in, thanks.

>
> On Dec 7 2008 1:46 PM, brewmaster wrote:
>
> > On Dec 7 2008 11:16 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
> >
> > > I like sexest humor so stake sent brew GL
> >
> > Thanks.
> >
> > So how do I find the f'ing tourney? I can't find (under any tab) a $3.30
> > KO tourney at 21:00. What am I missing?
> >
> > >
> > > thanks all -------
> > > On Dec 7 2008 12:08 PM, brewmaster wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Dec 7 2008 7:07 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on
this
> > > > > tread - 2 funniest wins
> > > >
> > > > What do you say to a battered wife with two black eyes? Nothing, you
> told
> > > > her twice already.
> > > >
> > > > What is the first thing a battered wife does when she gets home from
the
> > > > hospital? She makes your damn dinner.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Brew
> > > > --
> > > > Email me here: http://tinymail.me/k4r2nk
> >
> >
> > Brew
> > --
> > Email me here: http://tinymail.me/k4r2nk


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Date: 07 Dec 2008 09:49:07
From: CincinnatiKid
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
On Dec 7 2008 10:07 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:

> I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
> tread - 2 funniest wins

A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word
'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says,
"Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange."

The second little boy says"Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the
autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks "Does a fart
have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says "Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK. Then I DEFINITELY shit my pants."

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Date: 07 Dec 2008 11:05:03
From: DonkeyBanAA
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
yoou want to play cincy -- if so whats your ftp name



On Dec 7 2008 11:49 AM, CincinnatiKid wrote:

> On Dec 7 2008 10:07 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
>
> > I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
> > tread - 2 funniest wins
>
> A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word
> 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
>
> First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says,
> "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange."
>
> The second little boy says"Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the
> autumn, the trees are brown."
>
> Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks "Does a fart
> have lumps?"
>
> The teacher looks horrified and says "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
>
> "OK. Then I DEFINITELY shit my pants."

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Date: 07 Dec 2008 11:24:31
From: CincinnatiKid
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
On Dec 7 2008 2:05 PM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:

> yoou want to play cincy -- if so whats your ftp name
>

cincykid80

>
> On Dec 7 2008 11:49 AM, CincinnatiKid wrote:
>
> > On Dec 7 2008 10:07 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
> >
> > > I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
> > > tread - 2 funniest wins
> >
> > A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word
> > 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
> >
> > First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says,
> > "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange."
> >
> > The second little boy says"Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the
> > autumn, the trees are brown."
> >
> > Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks "Does a fart
> > have lumps?"
> >
> > The teacher looks horrified and says "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
> >
> > "OK. Then I DEFINITELY shit my pants."

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Date: 07 Dec 2008 11:34:07
From: DonkeyBanAA
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
Sent donkey GL



On Dec 7 2008 1:24 PM, CincinnatiKid wrote:

> On Dec 7 2008 2:05 PM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
>
> > yoou want to play cincy -- if so whats your ftp name
> >
>
> cincykid80
>
> >
> > On Dec 7 2008 11:49 AM, CincinnatiKid wrote:
> >
> > > On Dec 7 2008 10:07 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
> > >
> > > > I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
> > > > tread - 2 funniest wins
> > >
> > > A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word
> > > 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
> > >
> > > First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says,
> > > "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange."
> > >
> > > The second little boy says"Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the
> > > autumn, the trees are brown."
> > >
> > > Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks "Does a fart
> > > have lumps?"
> > >
> > > The teacher looks horrified and says "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
> > >
> > > "OK. Then I DEFINITELY shit my pants."

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Date: 07 Dec 2008 11:43:10
From: CincinnatiKid
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
I'm in. Thanks. See you there.


On Dec 7 2008 2:34 PM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:

> Sent donkey GL
>
>
>
> On Dec 7 2008 1:24 PM, CincinnatiKid wrote:
>
> > On Dec 7 2008 2:05 PM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
> >
> > > yoou want to play cincy -- if so whats your ftp name
> > >
> >
> > cincykid80
> >
> > >
> > > On Dec 7 2008 11:49 AM, CincinnatiKid wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Dec 7 2008 10:07 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on
this
> > > > > tread - 2 funniest wins
> > > >
> > > > A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word
> > > > 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
> > > >
> > > > First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says,
> > > > "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange."
> > > >
> > > > The second little boy says"Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in
the
> > > > autumn, the trees are brown."
> > > >
> > > > Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks "Does a
fart
> > > > have lumps?"
> > > >
> > > > The teacher looks horrified and says "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
> > > >
> > > > "OK. Then I DEFINITELY shit my pants."

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Date: 07 Dec 2008 10:18:46
From: mccard
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2

"DonkeyBanAA" <freddiearballo@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:9f5t06xmka.ln2@recgroups.com...
>I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
> tread - 2 funniest wins
>

RGPers playing a poker tournament on FTP.



 
Date: 07 Dec 2008 08:18:17
From: jimmypic
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
On Dec 7 2008 11:07 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:

> I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
> tread - 2 funniest wins

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

A: Not being retarded

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Date: 07 Dec 2008 07:20:15
From: FangBanger
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
On Dec 7 2008 9:07 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:

> I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
> tread - 2 funniest wins

A bunch of cavemen were playing Omaha8. One cave man bets , the other
caveman calls . The bettor says "I have a wheel " , the other caveman says
"what the hell is a wheel ?"


Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
Voltaire

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Date: 07 Dec 2008 19:32:45
From: jofo
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2

A guy and his buddy are at an airport. When they approach the
big-busted woman at the counter, the guy blurts out "i need to buy
a couple of tickets to tits-burgh". Completely embarrassed, he looks
away. His friend comforts him by saying "don't worry about it. What
you did
is known as a Freudian slip and we've all done it. Why just last
night at dinner, I
meant to say to my wife
"honey, would you please pass the salt"
and what came out was
" You fuckin bitch, you ruined my life".

jo


  
Date: 07 Dec 2008 11:12:24
From: DonkeyBanAA
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
sent doggy u better play this time dont fear u having no skill


On Dec 7 2008 9:20 AM, FangBanger wrote:

> On Dec 7 2008 9:07 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
>
> > I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
> > tread - 2 funniest wins
>
> A bunch of cavemen were playing Omaha8. One cave man bets , the other
> caveman calls . The bettor says "I have a wheel " , the other caveman says
> "what the hell is a wheel ?"
>
>
> Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
> Voltaire

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Date: 07 Dec 2008 15:06:18
From: FangBanger
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
On Dec 7 2008 1:12 PM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:

> sent doggy u better play this time dont fear u having no skill

ty .. and it has never stopped me before
>
>
> On Dec 7 2008 9:20 AM, FangBanger wrote:
>
> > On Dec 7 2008 9:07 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
> >
> > > I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
> > > tread - 2 funniest wins
> >
> > A bunch of cavemen were playing Omaha8. One cave man bets , the other
> > caveman calls . The bettor says "I have a wheel " , the other caveman says
> > "what the hell is a wheel ?"
> >
> >
> > Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
> > Voltaire


Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
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Date: 07 Dec 2008 11:27:02
From: Steam
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
What is the name of the event, and what tmie is it, and what stakes?

o0o

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Date: 07 Dec 2008 11:28:30
From: DonkeyBanAA
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
READ entry below young one


On Dec 7 2008 1:27 PM, Steam wrote:

> What is the name of the event, and what tmie is it, and what stakes?
>
> o0o

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Date: 07 Dec 2008 08:21:21
From: Will in New Haven
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
On Dec 7, 10:20 am, "FangBanger" <a29b...@webnntp.invalid > wrote:
> On Dec 7 2008 9:07 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
>
> > I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
> > tread - 2 funniest wins
>
> A bunch of cavemen were playing Omaha8. One cave man bets , the other
> caveman calls . The bettor says "I have a wheel " , the other caveman says
> "what the hell is a wheel ?"

This is going to be the best answer you get. I have to admit it's
pretty funny.

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Date: 07 Dec 2008 07:35:15
From: DonkeyBanAA
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
1.1 on a scale of 1-10


On Dec 7 2008 9:20 AM, FangBanger wrote:

> On Dec 7 2008 9:07 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
>
> > I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
> > tread - 2 funniest wins
>
> A bunch of cavemen were playing Omaha8. One cave man bets , the other
> caveman calls . The bettor says "I have a wheel " , the other caveman says
> "what the hell is a wheel ?"
>
>
> Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
> Voltaire

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Date: 07 Dec 2008 07:51:22
From: Will_gamble
Subject: Re: 2 stakes for EVENT 2
What is the difference between the Radio Music Hall Rockettes and
performers in the Circus?

Performers in the Circus are a cunning array of stunts.

On Dec 7 2008 9:35 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:

> 1.1 on a scale of 1-10
>
>
> On Dec 7 2008 9:20 AM, FangBanger wrote:
>
> > On Dec 7 2008 9:07 AM, DonkeyBanAA wrote:
> >
> > > I will stake 2 players - if you would like a stake post a joke on this
> > > tread - 2 funniest wins
> >
> > A bunch of cavemen were playing Omaha8. One cave man bets , the other
> > caveman calls . The bettor says "I have a wheel " , the other caveman says
> > "what the hell is a wheel ?"
> >
> >
> > Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
> > Voltaire


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